Bendtner; The Leg-end

paperclip · Post by **paperclip** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:17 am

safcftm wrote: he will be the first one, I will try to tie up.'

Bet safctm would like to tie Bendy up too

paperclip · Post by **paperclip** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:20 am

safcftm wrote: he will be the first one, I will try to tie up.'

Bet safctm would like to tie Bendy up too

arseofacrow · Post by **arseofacrow** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:19 am

The moral of the story is:

It doesn't matter how many times you try, some turds just won't flush.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:25 am

paperclip wrote:
safcftm wrote: he will be the first one, I will try to tie up.'
Bet safctm would like to tie Bendy up too

I'll be honest mate, I'm a heterosexual man but at the same time nicklas is obviously beautiful so I'd be telling lies if I said I wouldn't consider it, we all would if we're honest. Although I think I'd rather he tied me up- dominated by bendtner, mint, I could feel like every pl defender. PS admittedly I am pissed already like!

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:55 am

Sorry for the updates lads but it's judas's return (think how you felt when cole first returned!)
On the train to Newcastle from Edinburgh with 4 other safc and we've just had a very tuneful rendition of the obladi oblada "nicklas b,e,n,d,t,n,e, arrggghhhh, la la we've got nick bendtner" and nearly got kicked off for it. Fuck Darren Bent

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:38 am

Well, just about recovered and this time I have to say, the unthinkable happened, Nicklas Bendtner had an average game

Yes, having been our best player in most of his appearances, he never really got going in this one. A few neat touches as usual of course, but didnt unduly trouble their defence and never really looked likely to trouble the scorers. Still worked hard though, just a shame he wasnt able to dominate the game as we'd hoped he would. Oh well, happens to the best of us, onto the next game we go although that being away to Man United I wouldnt expect any of our players to get a great rating from that one either.

Still, we managed to abuse BÂ£nt all game which was good. Apparently he was "shocked" at the abuse he received, and a few of the lads made sure he saw some banners whilst getting ready to shake hands pre match

Good stuff, greedy little *word censored* knows that we hate him now so he can stick his "I wont celebrate if I score" up his arse. Not that he did score like, missed yet another good chance.

Bendtner rating for the game: 6
Bent rating for the game: 3 (strangely enough thats about how many touches he had all match as well)

arseofacrow · Post by **arseofacrow** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:27 pm

Actually makes me long for the swale thread.

Steviegooner · Post by **Steviegooner** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:24 am

augie wrote:But, and I dont mean to take the piss out of our mackem mate here, if bendtner aint playing for us next season then he will be playing for another champs league club.......like valencia I know we are shit and getting worse but I would like to think that there should be a big gap between a club like our's and a club like valencia so if that is the level of the worlds best striker ( ) then clearly he shouldnt be good enough for us

This was a long way around saying that I dont give a flying fcuk if the big danish c**t scores a hat-trick every week and shags bruce and his daughter every weekend as long as I never have to see him wearing an AFC shirt ever again cos he is shit shit shit

Well said he is total fucking shit......

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:59 pm

arseofacrow wrote:Actually makes me long for the swale thread.

Nope, I'm afraid the swale thread didnt have the staying power! Anyway, Nicklas has today been getting praise from strike partner Connor Wickham who confirms that Bendtner is mint, which is always good to hear:

Connor Wickham says he has a great figure to learn from in the shape of on-loan striker Nicklas Bendtner.

The duo have formed Sunderland's strike pairing in each of the last two games, scoring a goal apiece during that time.

Bendtner scored late on against Bolton while Wickham netted his first goal for the Black Cats against Aston Villa last time out.

And Wickham, just 18, says he gets on well with the big Dane, who he describes as an excellent operator.

"Nicklas is a good player and I talk to him a lot," Wickham said.

"He's very funny and all the lads like him. You can see what a great player he is too.

"His technical ability in games and in training is fantastic.

"You can see he comes from Arsenal, who are a good club."

More breaking Bendtner news whenever I get it!!!!! I can just feel the sense of anticipation from here

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:32 pm

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:13 am

So, Nicklas is getting ready for his big trip to Old Trafford tomorrow! He's pretty excited by all accounts and looking forward to helping us keep the score down (their score down by leading from the front, not our score down by missing loads of chances before any funny fuckers start

)

Moving on- is anyone feeling that they need a bit more Nicky B in their life? The winter is drawing in and you could be forgiven for missing seeing the beautiful man himself. Well, the official SAFC 2011 calendar had a certain *word censored* called Darren BÂ£nt as the November entry and the club have decided to rectify this by letting fans pick up a new November page or (and this is where its good for you gooners), download a new November page online. This is to replace the BÂ£nt one and has a picture of, yes, none other than Denmark's best ever striker Nicklas Bendtner.

Here's a preview of the page, and the link to download it follows!!

Here's a link lads
http://www.safc.com/news/20111103/bendt ... 13_2504438

and the direct link to download the PDF is here
http://www.safc.com/staticFiles/aa/92/0 ... 618,00.pdf

Please dont all rush at once though, remember this is primarily for SAFC fans so it'd be a shame if the rush of gooners led to the server crashing and some little kid in Sunderland not getting his Bendtner poster

And yes, I am aware that releasing a new page because BÂ£nt is on the old one does make SAFC look very petty and a bit small time, but fuck it, you can't beat being a bit bitter!

littlefire · Post by **littlefire** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:00 pm

You're funny.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:23 pm

I admit, it was only the highlights I saw of your last game (when Wickham scored), but Bendtner looked back to how he 'plays' for us. (very shitly)

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:25 pm

Sunderland's sponsor is so apt for Nik.......... a complete lottery!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:25 pm

Percy Dalton wrote:

Sunderland's sponsor is so apt for Nik.......... a complete lottery!