The Cricket Thread

[officepest]

My bruv in Perth ain't answering any Skype calls.
Is there a problem with the Internet over there?





WENGER OUT

Yes mate; Broad's bowled that out too.

[officepest]

England make It to lunch on 13 without loss. What a remarkable morning of test cricket.

[officepest]

Australia strike; Lyth goes for 14 off the bowling of Starc. If England wins this test, thus rendering the final match moot, then I don’t know if we’ll see him at the Oval. He just doesn’t look good enough to open at present.

Bell will be in next and England are 32 – 1.

[officepest]

Starc strikes again; Bell is caught on the crease and given out lbw. It looked a bit dodgy (leg stump) but is upheld on review, so Bell’s walking for 1.

Root is the next man in and England are 32 - 2.

[nut flush gooner]

Can English groundsman make 5 day test pitches these days!

If england get a 100 plus lead they could pretty much sow it up today!

[DB10GOONER]

England make It to lunch on 13 without loss. What a remarkable morning of test cricket.

I'm hoping and praying this will turn out to be a tottingham style "Mind The Gap" type comment, steeped in pre-emptive wankology!

[officepest]

My Missus just sent me this:

04W240W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W00000000101000011W0011200010040000W1W0000000000000400000000000001004W.

The Australian innings in on tweet, whatever that means.

England are in the lead now.

[officepest]

Can English groundsman make 5 day test pitches these days!

If england get a 100 plus lead they could pretty much sow it up today!

Dunno about that Nut Flush, Australia were absolute toilet today. I don’t think the pitch made any difference.

They were abject.

[officepest]

England make It to lunch on 13 without loss. What a remarkable morning of test cricket.

I'm hoping and praying this will turn out to be a tottingham style "Mind The Gap" type comment, steeped in pre-emptive wankology!

Ah, is that the rambling of a bitter man I detect?

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

[officepest]

Starc has another.

He catches Cook on the crease lbw for 43 for his, and Australia’s, third wicket. England are 96 – 3.

[officepest]

That’s tea.

England are 99 – 3 and will be happy enough with their reply. To be honest I reckon we’ll be bowled out for 250-ish which, given the context of the game, would still be a massive lead.

[Top Londoner]

England make It to lunch on 13 without loss. What a remarkable morning of test cricket.

I'm hoping and praying this will turn out to be a tottingham style "Mind The Gap" type comment, steeped in pre-emptive wankology!

Ah, is that the rambling of a bitter man I detect?

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

Shorty is from Brisbane thus, he was born to be bitter.





WENGER OUT

[DB10GOONER]

England make It to lunch on 13 without loss. What a remarkable morning of test cricket.

I'm hoping and praying this will turn out to be a tottingham style "Mind The Gap" type comment, steeped in pre-emptive wankology!

Ah, is that the rambling of a bitter man I detect?

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

Shorty is from Brisbane thus, he was born to be bitter.





WENGER OUT

Sorry, mate - can't understand you. Can you take your uncle's cock out of your mouth please?

[DB10GOONER]

England make It to lunch on 13 without loss. What a remarkable morning of test cricket.

I'm hoping and praying this will turn out to be a tottingham style "Mind The Gap" type comment, steeped in pre-emptive wankology!

Ah, is that the rambling of a bitter man I detect?

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

But seriously, I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

[officepest]

England make It to lunch on 13 without loss. What a remarkable morning of test cricket.

I'm hoping and praying this will turn out to be a tottingham style "Mind The Gap" type comment, steeped in pre-emptive wankology!

Ah, is that the rambling of a bitter man I detect?

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

But seriously, I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Like a clown?