Transfer Rumours Thread

jonny3110 · Post by **jonny3110** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:51 am

double post

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:06 am

Really sorry to bring this up but how can anyone justify this?

1. 6.5%
2. Clichy out
3. Bendtner on way out
4. Cesc sold
5. Nasri sold
6. CL income
7. JET sold
8. Eboue sold
9. Rosicky almost sold
10. Denilson farmed out (I know he is shit but am getting to a point here!)
11. Shitachi on the market (but no one would touch him)

Now so far we have:

1. Gervinho
2. Jenkinson
3. Oxpot

Arsenal ain't actually signed a single quality player yet let alone defender.
How can Any of you accept this??? How much money are Wenger and Kroenke hoarding! In finance they call it asset-stripping.

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:09 am

Babatunde wrote:Really sorry to bring this up but how can anyone justify this?

1. 6.5%
2. Clichy out
3. Bendtner on way out
4. Cesc sold
5. Nasri sold
6. CL income
7. JET sold
8. Eboue sold
9. Rosicky almost sold
10. Denilson farmed out (I know he is shit but am getting to a point here!)
11. Shitachi on the market (but no one would touch him)

Now so far we have:

1. Gervinho
2. Jenkinson
3. Oxpot

Arsenal ain't actually signed a single quality player yet let alone defender.
How can Any of you accept this??? How much money are Wenger and Kroenke hoarding! In finance they call it asset-stripping.

What was the name of that Spainish keeper we had.....remember him? Ha what a clown.

Where's he now?

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:37 am

LOL Boomer. Piss off down the Lane if you don't rate Almunia then! WHO WOULD YOU REPLACE HIM WITH?

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:45 am

Babatunde wrote:LOL Boomer. Piss off down the Lane if you don't rate Almunia then! WHO WOULD YOU REPLACE HIM WITH?

Jagielka!
Far better goal keeper and also 'can do a job' in defence.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:48 am

Babatunde wrote:Really sorry to bring this up but how can anyone justify this?

1. 6.5%
2. Clichy out
3. Bendtner on way out
4. Cesc sold
5. Nasri sold
6. CL income
7. JET sold
8. Comedy Eboue sold - ok, one huge bonus here!!
9. Rosicky almost sold
10. Denilson farmed out (I know he is shit but am getting to a point here!)
11. Shitachi on the market (but no one would touch him)

Now so far we have:

1. Gervinho
2. Jenkinson
3. Oxpot

Arsenal ain't actually signed a single quality player yet let alone defender.
How can Any of you accept this??? How much money are Wenger and Kroenke hoarding! In finance they call it asset-stripping.

Fixed that for you.

bradders · Post by **bradders** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:13 pm

Kaka the Real Madrid Midfielder has been told that he is free to find another club by the Spanish side and the perfect option is for Kaka to move to London. His mother is already living in the Capital.

Arsenal had tried a loan move for the brilliant Braizilian but that was refused by Real, now Arsenal are back in with a reported Â£30m swoop,

they are even planning to break their salary structure to bring in a major name and keep the Gunners fans happy.

It would be a great coup for the club and make the premier league even more exciting.

Kaka will spend the weekend talking to his family before deciding on his future, however it is believed that the weekend will be spent in London!

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:23 pm

bradders wrote:Kaka the Real Madrid Midfielder has been told that he is free to find another club by the Spanish side and the perfect option is for Kaka to move to London. His mother is already living in the Capital.

Arsenal had tried a loan move for the brilliant Braizilian but that was refused by Real, now Arsenal are back in with a reported Â£30m swoop, they are even planning to break their salary structure to bring in a major name and keep the Gunners fans happy.

It would be a great coup for the club and make the premier league even more exciting.

Kaka will spend the weekend talking to his family before deciding on his future, however it is believed that the weekend will be spent in London!

The mail were reporting it as 'atleast; Â£17.5M, which is a bit cheap!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ilian.html

Babatunde · Post by **Babatunde** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:25 pm

In other news, Babatunde is on the verge of completing his remarkable threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Halle Berry. Speaking about the deal from the Crown and Anchor pub in Finsbury Park, Babatunde claimed:
'Scarlett is in negotiations with Halle to see which one can be first to do my laundry after pleasuring me sexually for hours'.

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:37 pm

Babatunde wrote:In other news, Babatunde is on the verge of completing his remarkable threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Halle Berry. Speaking about the deal from the Crown and Anchor pub in Finsbury Park, Babatunde claimed:
'Scarlett is in negotiations with Halle to see which one can be first to do my laundry after pleasuring me sexually for hours'.

That's bullshit.....the Crown and Anchor is currently closed for refurbishment.

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:16 pm

No it's not, Arsenal Holdings bought the property and sunk 35m into the development as they'd suddenly come into some money, now it's re-opened as a gentlemen's club. Â£400 to get in on the door, a beer and a pizza is Â£25.

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:23 pm

Sky sports News.......you couldn't actually make this stuff up......oh hang on....this is standard Wenger fare.....

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11670_7124034,00.html?

Ok, lets run the checks......

African descent - check
Plays in France - check
Under 20 - check
Plays for a mickey mouse club - check
Only played a handful of games - check

Let's pay 10m immediately!!

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:25 pm

TeeCee wrote:Sky sports News.......you couldn't actually make this stuff up......oh hang on....this is standard Wenger fare.....

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11670_7124034,00.html?

Ok, lets run the checks......

African descent - check
Plays in France - check
Under 20 - check
Plays for a mickey mouse club - check
Only played a handful of games - check

Let's pay 10m immediately!!

Phew....was scared until I saw the phrase "wenger made an enquiry".

rigsby · Post by **rigsby** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:39 pm

Kaka would be the boost this club needs. PLEASEEEEEEEE happen.

It wont will it

bradders · Post by **bradders** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:46 pm

TeeCee wrote:Sky sports News.......you couldn't actually make this stuff up......oh hang on....this is standard Wenger fare.....

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11670_7124034,00.html?

Ok, lets run the checks......

African descent - check
Plays in France - check
Under 20 - check
Plays for a mickey mouse club - check
Only played a handful of games - check

Let's pay 10m immediately!!

Anyone else got the feeling Wenger is going to replace Cesc and Samir with Diaby and Rosicky