The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

[skizz_b]

so, after years of saving and looking for the right car, I finally got a new motor...a merc e350 coupe! it fecking flies like a bat out of hell!

(you may not see me soon due to my driving...)

[DB10GOONER]

so, after years of saving and looking for the right car, I finally got a new motor...a merc e350 coupe! it fecking flies like a bat out of hell!

(you may not see me soon due to my driving...)

Would you not have bought a man's car?

[skizz_b]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

[Top Londoner]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya

[DB10GOONER]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya

I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...

[Goose]

so, after years of saving and looking for the right car, I finally got a new motor...a merc e350 coupe! it fecking flies like a bat out of hell!

(you may not see me soon due to my driving...)

Could you not afford an Austin Princess with Vinyl roof and Vandenplas interior?

http://www.princessandambassador.org.uk ... istory.htm
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C388147

Oh well - keep the Merc for a while before you upgrade

[Top Londoner]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya

I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...

Well, sir. You being a proper Brisbane bloke, you know and can appreciate the turn of events.

I cycled 9k's (equivalent to up and down Jordans (the fat cock sucking ugly baitich) titties and asses to Freo.) I had a very large cream and honey waffle. Then I cycled 6k's to the nudist beach, just past Cottesloe. No nudists there. Damn.
Cycled back to Freo, then back home.
Sore ass, hungry, and 30k's later. I had a beer or several.



That last sentence is open to abuse. Bollocks.

[DB10GOONER]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya

I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...

Well, sir. You being a proper Brisbane bloke, you know and can appreciate the turn of events.

I cycled 9k's (equivalent to up and down Jordans (the fat cock sucking ugly baitich) titties and asses to Freo.) I had a very large cream and honey waffle. Then I cycled 6k's to the nudist beach, just past Cottesloe. No nudists there. Damn.
Cycled back to Freo, then back home.
Sore ass, hungry, and 30k's later. I had a beer or several.



That last sentence is open to abuse. Bollocks.

Fabulous post.

[OneBardGooner]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya

I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...

Is that a euphamism for Munching Man Sausage under the table?

[I Hate Hleb]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya

I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...

Is that a euphamism for Munching Man Sausage under the table?

[OneBardGooner]

We should do something like this!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... aunch.html

[DB10GOONER]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya

I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...

Is that a euphamism for Munching Man Sausage under the table?

And in your case it would mean standing on your tiptoes, little fella!

[OneBardGooner]

I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas

Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya

I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...

Is that a euphamism for Munching Man Sausage under the table?

And in your case it would mean standing on your tiptoes, little fella!

I go for the ole Bacon Rashers myself...but if you wish to chew on Man Sausage then so be it !

[DB10GOONER]

And in your case it would mean standing on your tiptoes, little fella!

I go for the ole Bacon Rashers myself...but if you wish to chew on Man Sausage then so be it !

yeah... you know bacon is pork, right...? and that pork is a common euphemism for cock, right...?

If you'd said the liver curtains you wouldn't now be a benny!

[OneBardGooner]

look you Goat cock suckin dwarf will you please STOP TRYING TO GROOM ME! I'm not interested in your long standing Dublin past-times of shove the man sausage up anyone who isn't female! FFS!