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Would you not have bought a man's car?skizz_b wrote:so, after years of saving and looking for the right car, I finally got a new motor...a merc e350 coupe! it fecking flies like a bat out of hell!
(you may not see me soon due to my driving...)
skizz_b wrote:I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas
I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...Top Londoner wrote:skizz_b wrote:I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas
Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya
skizz_b wrote:so, after years of saving and looking for the right car, I finally got a new motor...a merc e350 coupe! it fecking flies like a bat out of hell!
(you may not see me soon due to my driving...)
DB10GOONER wrote:I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...Top Londoner wrote:skizz_b wrote:I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas
Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya
Top Londoner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...Top Londoner wrote:skizz_b wrote:I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas
Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya
Well, sir. You being a proper Brisbane bloke, you know and can appreciate the turn of events.
I cycled 9k's (equivalent to up and down Jordans (the fat cock sucking ugly baitich) titties and asses to Freo.) I had a very large cream and honey waffle. Then I cycled 6k's to the nudist beach, just past Cottesloe. No nudists there. Damn.
Cycled back to Freo, then back home.
Sore ass, hungry, and 30k's later. I had a beer or several.
That last sentence is open to abuse. Bollocks.
DB10GOONER wrote:I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...Top Londoner wrote:skizz_b wrote:I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas
Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya
OneBardGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...Top Londoner wrote:skizz_b wrote:I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas
Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya
Is that a euphamism for Munching Man Sausage under the table?
And in your case it would mean standing on your tiptoes, little fella!OneBardGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...Top Londoner wrote:skizz_b wrote:I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas
Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya
Is that a euphamism for Munching Man Sausage under the table?
DB10GOONER wrote:And in your case it would mean standing on your tiptoes, little fella!OneBardGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:I think someone has been enjoying themselves at a bar-b-Q down under...Top Londoner wrote:skizz_b wrote:I'll have you know DB that the cabriolet convertible is the ladies car, the coupe that took me 15 seconds to reach 100mph yesterday is definitely for the fellas
Mate, that is sooooooooooooo cool.
I really dunno what it means, in a kinda mph, gbh, ufo kinda way.
I can get you some gbh, purple pills or some weed if you need, to make some sense.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiispect, chya
Is that a euphamism for Munching Man Sausage under the table?
yeah... you know bacon is pork, right...? and that pork is a common euphemism for cock, right...?OneBardGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:
And in your case it would mean standing on your tiptoes, little fella!
I go for the ole Bacon Rashers myself...but if you wish to chew on Man Sausage then so be it !
