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Legend.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:02 pmps: a 40 minute special of Frankie Boyle the Glaswegian Ginger Cookie Monster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZUZ-yI6ytA
Cùnts. 
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:56 pmAbsolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guestLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:52 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:48 amFor a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:12 amCheers DB and Onebard, yes been playing cricket a lot, 6 games to go, win all six and we'll win the league, us and a Romsey team have won all our games.
They have an average of 23.4, ours is 23.22, maximum is 24 points per game.
They have the No1 bowler in the Hampshire county leagues.
Seems familiar to Arsenal against shitty
One of our best bowler's broke his thumb last night in a T20 game
We play them in two weeks time, should be good game.
Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.
Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"
Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 10:01 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:56 pmAbsolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guestLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:52 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:48 amFor a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:12 amCheers DB and Onebard, yes been playing cricket a lot, 6 games to go, win all six and we'll win the league, us and a Romsey team have won all our games.
They have an average of 23.4, ours is 23.22, maximum is 24 points per game.
They have the No1 bowler in the Hampshire county leagues.
Seems familiar to Arsenal against shitty
One of our best bowler's broke his thumb last night in a T20 game
We play them in two weeks time, should be good game.
Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.
Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"
Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment
Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 10:01 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:56 pmAbsolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guestLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:52 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:48 amFor a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:12 amCheers DB and Onebard, yes been playing cricket a lot, 6 games to go, win all six and we'll win the league, us and a Romsey team have won all our games.
They have an average of 23.4, ours is 23.22, maximum is 24 points per game.
They have the No1 bowler in the Hampshire county leagues.
Seems familiar to Arsenal against shitty
One of our best bowler's broke his thumb last night in a T20 game
We play them in two weeks time, should be good game.
Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.
Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"
Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment
Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.
We never mention Quartz and why/how he disappeared and if spuddy was involved or notOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 11:51 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 10:01 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:56 pmAbsolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guestLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:52 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:48 am
For a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.
Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.
Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"
Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment
Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.
Yup! Quartz still has to wear Diapers to this day.
Oh! And he walks like he's astride a fuckin' Horse!
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 12:57 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 10:01 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:56 pmAbsolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guestLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:52 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 11:48 am
For a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.
Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.
Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"
Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment
Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.
I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 7:26 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 12:57 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 10:01 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:56 pmAbsolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest
Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.
I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in
A shoebox? That'd be like a whole block of flats for Spuddy!
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2024 12:46 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 7:26 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 12:57 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 10:01 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:56 pm
Absolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest
Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.
I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in
A shoebox? That'd be like a whole block of flats for Spuddy!
Well I've got an old subuteo table I can set up so that they can have a full game on it, I can be Ken Dodd looking after his diddymen
Fuuuuuck Lefty That Sounds Well Dodgy. Well I'm nothing but dodgy mate, that's well knownOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2024 3:30 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2024 12:46 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 7:26 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 12:57 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 10:01 am
Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.
I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in
A shoebox? That'd be like a whole block of flats for Spuddy!
Well I've got an old subuteo table I can set up so that they can have a full game on it, I can be Ken Dodd looking after his diddymen
Well it rhymes as much as your song for Calafiori I supposeOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:19 am
Uhhmmm! Oh! I Seeeee !
So your first name is 'Dodgy' and your surname is 'Lefty'
Kinda rhymes mate... Yeah Cool!
. OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Aug 02, 2024 7:57 pmOi! Don't you start!
That's got the potential to be a Number 1 Hit (I said HIT!!!) all over it.
Rick Wakeman has agreed to play Keyboards, with DB on Lead Guitar, Bill Bruford on Drums & Percussion, with Jessica Raine on Back-up vocals, in a Very Tight mini-skirt and Charlotte Church (Topless and covered in Baby Oil) on lead vocals. You can come in and play Air Cricket Bat if you like!
Shake That Thaaaang!LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2024 8:21 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Aug 02, 2024 7:57 pmOi! Don't you start!
That's got the potential to be a Number 1 Hit (I said HIT!!!) all over it.
Rick Wakeman has agreed to play Keyboards, with DB on Lead Guitar, Bill Bruford on Drums & Percussion, with Jessica Raine on Back-up vocals, in a Very Tight mini-skirt and Charlotte Church (Topless and covered in Baby Oil) on lead vocals. You can come in and play Air Cricket Bat if you like!
I'll have you know I'm also a very good tambourine player