Sturridge!
Sorry, sorry - I'll try that again.
Sturridge is - nope sorry - hahahahahahaha
Okay - one last try.
Sturridge is absolute shite. He is stealing a living as a footballer even worse than Walcott is ffs. Have a look at his goal stats;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Sturridge#Club
He doesn't have the technical ability of Giroud or the touch to link up play the way Giroud can. And for those that will offer up "he's a better finisher" I'd say to you, no he isn't, look at his hilariously shit goal stats. There are midfielders, Christ
defenders, with better goal scoring rates than Sturridge!
And after all his shiteness, add to the mix that he is an utter cuntball with an ego that hilariously outweighs his "ability".
Look, Giroud is bog average on a good day, as is Welbeck, and we certainly need better, but lets not go to fucking stupidity-ville here, Sturridge is shite on a good day and utter gash on the other 99% of days.

I really find it funny that some people on here go hysterical in their criticism of Walcott, Giroud and Welbeck and protest (rightly) that we need better (oh, how we do), but then devalue their own opinion by offering up absolute muck like Sturridge as "better".
