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TeeCee wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 28, 2024 9:31 am

Young woman goes into the tattoo shop and asks for a portrait of Elvis on her inner thigh, after removing her skirt and panties the tattooist goes to work, when he's finished the woman isn't happy so he does another portrait of Elvis on the other inner thigh, the woman is still not happy and refuses to pay, so the tattooist says, “I'll grab the first person off the street and if they don't recognise Elvis the tattoos are free.”

A little old lady is walking past the shop so the tattooist asks her to take a look at the tattoos and tell me who they are, the young woman spreads her legs an the little old lady takes a good look, after several minutes she turns to the tattooist and says, “I don't know who the twins are but the one in the middle is Kier Starmer

TeeCee wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 28, 2024 9:31 am

Young woman goes into the tattoo shop and asks for a portrait of Elvis on her inner thigh, after removing her skirt and panties the tattooist goes to work, when he's finished the woman isn't happy so he does another portrait of Elvis on the other inner thigh, the woman is still not happy and refuses to pay, so the tattooist says, “I'll grab the first person off the street and if they don't recognise Elvis the tattoos are free.”

A little old lady is walking past the shop so the tattooist asks her to take a look at the tattoos and tell me who they are, the young woman spreads her legs an the little old lady takes a good look, after several minutes she turns to the tattooist and says, “I don't know who the twins are but the one in the middle is Kier Starmer

TeeCee wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 28, 2024 9:31 am

Young woman goes into the tattoo shop and asks for a portrait of Elvis on her inner thigh, after removing her skirt and panties the tattooist goes to work, when he's finished the woman isn't happy so he does another portrait of Elvis on the other inner thigh, the woman is still not happy and refuses to pay, so the tattooist says, “I'll grab the first person off the street and if they don't recognise Elvis the tattoos are free.”

A little old lady is walking past the shop so the tattooist asks her to take a look at the tattoos and tell me who they are, the young woman spreads her legs an the little old lady takes a good look, after several minutes she turns to the tattooist and says, “I don't know who the twins are but the one in the middle is Kier Starmer

subtleasaheadbutt wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 14, 2024 5:50 am

TeeCee wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 28, 2024 9:31 am

Young woman goes into the tattoo shop and asks for a portrait of Elvis on her inner thigh, after removing her skirt and panties the tattooist goes to work, when he's finished the woman isn't happy so he does another portrait of Elvis on the other inner thigh, the woman is still not happy and refuses to pay, so the tattooist says, “I'll grab the first person off the street and if they don't recognise Elvis the tattoos are free.”

A little old lady is walking past the shop so the tattooist asks her to take a look at the tattoos and tell me who they are, the young woman spreads her legs an the little old lady takes a good look, after several minutes she turns to the tattooist and says, “I don't know who the twins are but the one in the middle is Kier Starmer

Not going to lie. After 14 years of the tories and you say that I think... oh the online gooner is sponsered by the Hill Woods and sir Chips.