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Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:49 am**

Yaaaaaay! And Lefty is BACK!!!

about feckin' time....

here we are waiting!!! for some punchy one liners etc: ESPECIALLY in let's be honest have been some Dark Times... for us... fighting off non-existent red cards and criminal decisions by VARgina

and you fuck us off for some sport called Cwicket

I dunno it Stumps me and drives me Bat shit crazy

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:49 am**

Loads of complaints overnight about people's bank accounts being hacked.

Or "The Budget" as the labour party call it.

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:51 am**

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:49 am
Yaaaaaay! And Lefty is BACK!!!

about feckin' time....

here we are waiting!!! for some punchy one liners etc: ESPECIALLY in let's be honest have been some Dark Times... for us... fighting off non-existent red cards and criminal decisions by VARgina

and you fuck us off for some sport called Cwicket

I dunno it Stumps me and drives me Bat shit crazy

Haha, still playing indoor cricket but it's only an hour long game so more time on my hands to post some shit jokes

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:52 am**

There’s a guy I hate and whose mother is a mathematician.

A real sum of a bitch.

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:53 am**

Donald Trump: Now the proud owner of the worlds most expensive 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card.

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:54 am**

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:51 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:49 am
Yaaaaaay! And Lefty is BACK!!!

about feckin' time....

here we are waiting!!! for some punchy one liners etc: ESPECIALLY in let's be honest have been some Dark Times... for us... fighting off non-existent red cards and criminal decisions by VARgina

and you fuck us off for some sport called Cwicket

I dunno it Stumps me and drives me Bat shit crazy

Haha, still playing indoor cricket but it's only an hour long game so more time on my hands to post some shit jokes

Aaaah! Lefty me ole Mucker..

MY Jokes are SHIT... Your's a Creme De La Creme

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:54 am**

I haven't seen a man beat a woman this bad since the Olympics

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:55 am**

A report out today says 60% of girls under 16 in Liverpool are Binge drinking on a regular basis.

I am shocked, who the fuck is looking after their kids?

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:55 am**

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:53 am
Donald Trump: Now the proud owner of the worlds most expensive 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card.

Brilliant!

I hate that Rapist, Nazi, Criminal CUN.T

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:56 am**

The assisted dying bill is 'dangerous' says the Archbishop of Canterbury.

The words of a man who has clearly never had a mother-in-law.

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:57 am**

I guess that's any chance of One Direction reforming out the window

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 12:00 pm**

Is it a bird, is it a payne...

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 12:01 pm**

Isn't progress wonderful! I remember back in the day you had to queue up at a fairground and pay to see a fat,bearded tattooed lady.

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 12:06 pm**

Wrong Direction.

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 12:08 pm**

Poor old Justin Welby. Never has a bishop been so bashed.

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