Modern Football Bol**cks

[OneBardGooner]

"Balloon" Not Balon!!

[Stuart L (2)]

"Balloon" Not Balon!!

D’oh

[Arsenal Till I Die]

The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!

But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.

And only then if I was too lazy for a wànk.

Equaliteeeee

https://x.com/silviotattiscon/status/18 ... 81886?s=61

Fucking superb

No 23 is up for the Balloon D'or !

Huh?! Balloon D'or? For what? Cunnilingus? Hairy armpits?

He meant Ballon Dil’do.

[OneBardGooner]

"Balloon" Not Balon!!

D’oh

Forever now to be known as The "Homer".

[Midz]

"Balloon" Not Balon!!

D’oh

Forever now to be known as The "Homer".

Not to be confused with "The Boner".

[Arsenal Till I Die]

I’ve only just found out that our training ground is called ‘Sobha Realty Training Centre.’

Fucking naming rights to a training ground?

[A11M11]

If it brings in money it help with the buying of players.
Liverpool, Newcastle and Man United amongst others have already done it .

[Natural Born Gooner]

From a while back at the CL final but regularly pops up on Twatter about the state of punditry

Actually makes me angry that he's given a platform to spout such shite

https://x.com/luketaylortcd/status/1797188153322635522

[Andrew]

Please tell me that this is a joke?!

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Away- ... ion=retail

[IW8Goalmachine]

Please tell me that this is a joke?!

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Away- ... ion=retail

I kind of like it

[DB10GOONER]

Please tell me that this is a joke?!

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Away- ... ion=retail

Fuck me. That is hideous.

A. What fucking arsehole designs this shit?

B. What fucking arsehole at the club green lights this shit?

[DB10GOONER]

From a while back at the CL final but regularly pops up on Twatter about the state of punditry

Actually makes me angry that he's given a platform to spout such shite

https://x.com/luketaylortcd/status/1797188153322635522

If ever we needed proof that drugs are bad for you.

*cough* allegedly etc.

Pig Lips is one of the thickest inarticulate fucking mongs to be given punditry work.

Also fucking around behind your dying wife's back is also bad. #justsaying

[Andrew]

Please tell me that this is a joke?!

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Away- ... ion=retail

Fuck me. That is hideous.

A. What fucking arsehole designs this shit?

B. What fucking arsehole at the club green lights this shit?

New away kit


Lynx Africa

[OneBardGooner]

Please tell me that this is a joke?!

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Away- ... ion=retail

Holy Christ ! That is beyond vomit inducing.... Okay I could get behind the Red & Green on a Black background, which is Italian-esque but all that weird twisty black & white shit down the sides etc... in fact that bit looks like someone Has Vomited down their sides...

and then that picture of Saka wearing a Hoody that looks like a knock off from a 1970's Moroccan Ganja Market stall(*) is DIS-Gusting! Fuck me they are truly Horrendous.


EDIT:

(*) See what I mean !




Poor Saka having to model something like that!... Sorry but I'd just have to say "Noooo Fuckin' Waaaaay!"

[Nick Nack]

Please tell me that this is a joke?!

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Away- ... ion=retail

I wouldn't mind but the home kit is as fucking grim as well, too much white and blue, and from behind it's an abomination.

As DB says, who designs these shirts, and what arsewipe at the club actually approves it.

Sadly it's all about $$$