LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

A Downs Syndrome couple asked me if they had a baby would it be ok.

I said two Mongs don't make a right.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I've heard from a reliable source that there is more bacteria on my kitchen work surfaces than there is on my toilet seat.
Note to self: Stop shitting in the sink.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Since he came out, Phillip Schofield's Twitter account has been plagued with trolls.

Ignore them Phil, some people just like to stir the shit...

[DB10GOONER]

Upskirting is a horrendous crime.

Except in Thailand where it's just common sense.

Lots of classics, Lefty - but that had me laughing out loud.

[DB10GOONER]

Since he came out, Phillip Schofield's Twitter account has been plagued with trolls.

Ignore them Phil, some people just like to stir the shit...

OK and that one too!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Since he came out, Phillip Schofield's Twitter account has been plagued with trolls.

Ignore them Phil, some people just like to stir the shit...

OK and that one too!

It's been a while (well not since I was stirring shit ) so need some practice

[TeeCee]

Peter the Dwarf is a baker

The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads

I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!

[TeeCee]

My mate reckons he always cries after sex. I was thinking he's over emotional.................

Then I remembered, he's in prison!

[TeeCee]

I've got a real problem with condensation in my house, if you think you can help, please pop round.........the kettle's always on!

[Midz]

My mate reckons he always cries after sex. I was thinking he's over emotional.................

Then I remembered, he's in prison!

[DB10GOONER]

Peter the Dwarf is a baker

The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads

I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!

Spuddy's real name is "Peter" and he's a Baker?! The secretive little bastard!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Peter the Dwarf is a baker

The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads

I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!

Spuddy's real name is "Peter" and he's a Baker?! The secretive little bastard!

BTW where is The Spudster, has anyone heard from him or has he finally gone back to his home planet of Endor

[DB10GOONER]

Peter the Dwarf is a baker

The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads

I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!

Spuddy's real name is "Peter" and he's a Baker?! The secretive little bastard!

BTW where is The Spudster, has anyone heard from him or has he finally gone back to his home planet of Endor

Haven't heard from him in ages. I know work was an issue for him, as in they actually finally expected him to do some work rather than just take the piss all day on this forum!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Peter the Dwarf is a baker

The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads

I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!

Spuddy's real name is "Peter" and he's a Baker?! The secretive little bastard!

BTW where is The Spudster, has anyone heard from him or has he finally gone back to his home planet of Endor

Haven't heard from him in ages. I know work was an issue for him, as in they actually finally expected him to do some work rather than just take the piss all day on this forum!

Those sweatshops really do want their pound of flesh

[OneBardGooner]

Now THIS is what I call Pole Dancing: