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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:13 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A Downs Syndrome couple asked me if they had a baby would it be ok.
I said two Mongs don't make a right.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:16 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I've heard from a reliable source that there is more bacteria on my kitchen work surfaces than there is on my toilet seat.
Note to self: Stop shitting in the sink.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:20 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Since he came out, Phillip Schofield's Twitter account has been plagued with trolls.
Ignore them Phil, some people just like to stir the shit...
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 8:33 pm
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 12:55 pm
Upskirting is a horrendous crime.
Except in Thailand where it's just common sense.
Lots of classics, Lefty - but that had me laughing out loud.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 8:34 pm
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:20 pm
Since he came out, Phillip Schofield's Twitter account has been plagued with trolls.
Ignore them Phil, some people just like to stir the shit...
OK and that one too!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:27 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 8:34 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:20 pm
Since he came out, Phillip Schofield's Twitter account has been plagued with trolls.
Ignore them Phil, some people just like to stir the shit...
OK and that one too!
It's been a while (well not since I was stirring shit
) so need some practice
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:48 pm
by TeeCee
Peter the Dwarf is a baker
The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads
I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:49 pm
by TeeCee
My mate reckons he always cries after sex. I was thinking he's over emotional.................
Then I remembered, he's in prison!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:50 pm
by TeeCee
I've got a real problem with condensation in my house, if you think you can help, please pop round.........the kettle's always on!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 3:47 pm
by Midz
TeeCee wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:49 pm
My mate reckons he always cries after sex. I was thinking he's over emotional.................
Then I remembered, he's in prison!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:10 pm
by DB10GOONER
TeeCee wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:48 pm
Peter the Dwarf is a baker
The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads
I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!
Spuddy's real name is "Peter" and he's a Baker?! The secretive little bastard!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 4:19 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:10 pm
TeeCee wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:48 pm
Peter the Dwarf is a baker
The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads
I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!
Spuddy's real name is "Peter" and he's a Baker?! The secretive little bastard!
BTW where is The Spudster, has anyone heard from him or has he finally gone back to his home planet of Endor
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 4:21 pm
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2024 4:19 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:10 pm
TeeCee wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:48 pm
Peter the Dwarf is a baker
The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads
I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!
Spuddy's real name is "Peter" and he's a Baker?! The secretive little bastard!
BTW where is The Spudster, has anyone heard from him or has he finally gone back to his home planet of Endor
Haven't heard from him in ages. I know work was an issue for him, as in they actually finally expected him to do some work rather than just take the piss all day on this forum!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2024 1:26 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2024 4:21 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2024 4:19 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:10 pm
TeeCee wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:48 pm
Peter the Dwarf is a baker
The other day he was telling me about his award winning range of flatbreads
I just love the pitta patter of tiny pete!
Spuddy's real name is "Peter" and he's a Baker?! The secretive little bastard!
BTW where is The Spudster, has anyone heard from him or has he finally gone back to his home planet of Endor
Haven't heard from him in ages. I know work was an issue for him, as in they actually finally expected him to do some work rather than just take the piss all day on this forum!
Those sweatshops really do want their pound of flesh
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 6:01 pm
by OneBardGooner
Now THIS is what I call Pole Dancing:
