The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

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what has become of this forum!!
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skizz_b wrote:what has become of this forum!!

its always shite in the summer :mrgreen:
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REB wrote:
skizz_b wrote:what has become of this forum!!

its always shite in the summer :mrgreen:
Yes, it is.

Reb - Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:40 pm

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fucking tennis threads :cry:
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OneBardGooner wrote:look you Goat cock suckin dwarf will you please STOP TRYING TO GROOM ME! I'm not interested in your long standing Dublin past-times of shove the man sausage up anyone who isn't female! FFS!

:roll: :D :wink:
:lol:

Methinks the ladyman doth protest too much... :rubchin:


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northbank123 wrote:My Mum's Ford Focus 8) 8)
EDIT: Currently driving my Mum's Ford Focus with the addition of a dented passenger-side wing. Looking forward to breaking that news to her over the phone on her holiday.
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DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:look you Goat cock suckin dwarf will you please STOP TRYING TO GROOM ME! I'm not interested in your long standing Dublin past-times of shove the man sausage up anyone who isn't female! FFS!

:roll: :D :wink:
:lol:

Methinks the ladyman doth protest too much... :rubchin:


:-P :wink:

and methinks the goat knob munching bundie sniffing ladyboy doth protest too much about another person (ALLEGEDLY) protesting too much...awww shyte that's it I've got a ice cream headache now thanks to you! (DB)... :cussing: :wink:
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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:look you Goat cock suckin dwarf will you please STOP TRYING TO GROOM ME! I'm not interested in your long standing Dublin past-times of shove the man sausage up anyone who isn't female! FFS!

:roll: :D :wink:
:lol:

Methinks the ladyman doth protest too much... :rubchin:


:-P :wink:

and methinks the goat knob munching bundie sniffing ladyboy doth protest too much about another person (ALLEGEDLY) protesting too much...awww shyte that's it I've got a ice cream headache now thanks to you! (DB)... :cussing: :wink:
Is "ice cream" a euphemism for "cock" OBG? :shock: Also, I had no idea you were a goat knob munching bundie sniffer. Christ, the things you learn about people. :|


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So I'm having a surf yesterday and i look up the beach and there's a bloody invasion of Scouse supporters!!! I was wating for the beach cleaning machine to collect them!!
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bollocks.
I got a bleeding sun tan, mid winter I tells ya.
Watched Eagles beat Adelaide, fucking better than watching AFC struggle against QPR.
Eagles v Dockers next.
Fuck off Murray, wimbledon and Uk phoney scorcher.
Oz is the place to be.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:look you Goat cock suckin dwarf will you please STOP TRYING TO GROOM ME! I'm not interested in your long standing Dublin past-times of shove the man sausage up anyone who isn't female! FFS!

:roll: :D :wink:
:lol:

Methinks the ladyman doth protest too much... :rubchin:


:-P :wink:

and methinks the goat knob munching bundie sniffing ladyboy doth protest too much about another person (ALLEGEDLY) protesting too much...awww shyte that's it I've got a ice cream headache now thanks to you! (DB)... :cussing: :wink:
Is "ice cream" a euphemism for "cock" OBG? :shock: Also, I had no idea you were a goat knob munching bundie sniffer. Christ, the things you learn about people. :|


:wink: :wink:

Why izz you always twisting me words ya ganja'd up dwarf!??? - You iz worse dan Hlebby for comin on ere's being all stoned up and doin dat!

(Sorry I was in the library - NO!!! That's a public building where one goes to read books and use computers!) before you make one of yoour euphamism jokes! :wink: - and there's this WHITE (as in Extremely pale skinned "Ginger Mong" freckle covered RASTA! Talking Geezzer next to me tellin is bro like what it is and how it was Catch me!?

Who I'm sure will go home to mummy for lunch !

FFS The world has turned to shytre all thanks to Thatcher the slag!



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Top Londoner wrote:bollocks.
I got a bleeding sun tan, mid winter I tells ya.
Watched Eagles beat Adelaide, fucking better than watching AFC struggle against QPR.
Eagles v Dockers next.
Fuck off Murray, wimbledon and Uk phoney scorcher.
Oz is the place to be.
:barscarf:
Feck Orf its full of Evil flying munchkins and some silly sue wearing red sparkly shoes! :roll: :roll: :roll: :D :wink:
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You really MUST Watch this:


It is a Perfect protrayal of the yooof of today geddit like (sniff, scratch, sniff, mumble incoherently et cetera)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0 ... 3_Fuzzbox/
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got a new job today, they want a months notice here but I'm out of here in 2 weeks either way. boom!
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skizz_b wrote:got a new job today, they want a months notice here but I'm out of here in 2 weeks either way. boom!
Congrats, guessing it must obviously be an improvement on current role then. What line of work are you in?
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