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Re: The Ashes
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:44 pm
by Henry Norris 1913
god save their queen

Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:54 am
by DB10GOONER
Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:01 am
by DB10GOONER
Top Londoner wrote:
you might be one of the more entertaining and light hearted posters on here pest, but don't push your luck with the midget mate.
He might just turn up at yours in his size 108 boots and big red nose and tickle you to surrender.
C'mon England
Tad bitter.... I think someone might have been kicked out of Australia....

Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:33 am
by Top Londoner
Lol mate.
I'm returning there for 3 months at end of Dec.
I'll give the roo shaggers of Brisbane a swerve. Close relations of yours?
WENGER OUT
Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 9:40 am
by officepest
Morning!
Here’s what will happen today: England to try and bat all day, or until they have amassed such a massive lead that they can afford to chuck the Aussie’s in with half-an-hour or so to go.
It’s very cloudy though so the ball should ping about somewhat. I would think that England will have to work hard to bat long if the sun doesn’t make an appearance.
Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 9:41 am
by officepest
We are the Saxe-Coburg Barmy Army!
Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:07 am
by arseofacrow
Morning Offers. More of the same please

Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:13 am
by officepest
It's been fairly low key so far this morning; England haven't been troubled and have moved on to 287 - 4.
Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:14 am
by arseofacrow
Mark Wood is taking Johnson to the cleaners

Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:15 am
by officepest
arseofacrow wrote:Morning Offers. More of the same please

And a very good morning to you, sir.

Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:17 am
by officepest
arseofacrow wrote:Mark Wood is taking Johnson to the cleaners

Indeed.
I like Wood (boom!); he has a nasty streak to his bowling and he can certainly hold a bat. He looks a good prospect.
Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:22 am
by arseofacrow
officepest wrote:arseofacrow wrote:Mark Wood is taking Johnson to the cleaners

Indeed.
I like Wood (boom!); he has a nasty streak to his bowling and he can certainly hold a bat. He looks a good prospect.
Off side, off his pads....johnson is approaching his century

Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:30 am
by officepest
We have a wicket,
Joe Root is out, and yet again it’s Mitchell Starc who has claimed the wicket. Root played wonderfully for his 130 but has feathered a drive to Nevill behind the stumps.
England will hope Stokes can batter a few around.
Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:32 am
by arseofacrow
Good bowling by Starc
Wood still frustrating Mitchell. Sorry, what? How many Mitchells??

Re: The Ashes
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:37 am
by arseofacrow
Wood gone. starc again.
4 to butler
I ate you butler
