LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Cheers DB and Onebard, hope you guys have a great Christmas and wonderful New Year

[OneBardGooner]

Thanks Lefty

I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"


So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 !

[gazzatt2]

cheers lefty
I look forward to your posts on here
can we have them more regular please

[shu]

Thanks for the super jokes this year

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Thanks Lefty

I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"


So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 !

Wise words indeed

And the best of health to you and yours too my friend

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

cheers lefty
I look forward to your posts on here
can we have them more regular please

Cheers gazza, I will try and post more regularly if the girlfriend gives me five minutes rest

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Thanks for the super jokes this year

You're welcome Shu, glad you enjoyed them

[OneBardGooner]

Thanks Lefty

I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"


So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 !

Wise words indeed

And the best of health to you and yours too my friend

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRCr_NOUt7k


Oh! Yeah! Sure.... But What's She Like At Reverse Parking???

[OneBardGooner]

You Tube Short:


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Xw-UUtAc-U

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Dry January is dragging on a bit

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Wayne Rooney has revealed he's delighted to have smashed dry January.

January, 87, is recovering after undergoing emergency vaginal surgery.

[OneBardGooner]

Dry January is dragging on a bit

I'll Drink To That!

[Midz]

I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas.

Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...

Pure class, Lefty.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Took the missus out for a romantic meal last night and played footsie under the table while we were eating.

I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I said to my doctor, "I'm convinced everybody is trying to read my mind.

But you already know that."