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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 2:15 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Cheers DB and Onebard, hope you guys have a great Christmas and wonderful New Year

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:39 pm
by OneBardGooner
Thanks Lefty
I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"
So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 !

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 2:01 pm
by gazzatt2
cheers lefty
I look forward to your posts on here
can we have them more regular please
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 9:59 pm
by shu
Thanks for the super jokes this year

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 11:13 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:39 pm
Thanks Lefty
I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"
So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 !
Wise words indeed
And the best of health to you and yours too my friend

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 11:16 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
gazzatt2 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2024 2:01 pm
cheers lefty
I look forward to your posts on here
can we have them more regular please
Cheers gazza, I will try and post more regularly if the girlfriend gives me five minutes rest

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 11:21 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
shu wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2024 9:59 pm
Thanks for the super jokes this year
You're welcome Shu, glad you enjoyed them

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 2:51 pm
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2024 11:13 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:39 pm
Thanks Lefty
I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"
So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 !
Wise words indeed
And the best of health to you and yours too my friend
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRCr_NOUt7k
Oh! Yeah! Sure.... But What's She Like At Reverse Parking???

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2024 6:17 pm
by OneBardGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:05 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Dry January is dragging on a bit
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:06 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wayne Rooney has revealed he's delighted to have smashed dry January.
January, 87, is recovering after undergoing emergency vaginal surgery.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:06 pm
by OneBardGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2025 9:39 pm
by Midz
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:56 pm
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas.
Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
Pure class, Lefty.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:53 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Took the missus out for a romantic meal last night and played footsie under the table while we were eating.
I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:54 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I said to my doctor, "I'm convinced everybody is trying to read my mind.
But you already know that."