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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 2:15 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Cheers DB and Onebard, hope you guys have a great Christmas and wonderful New Year :barscarf: 8)

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:39 pm
by OneBardGooner
:high5:


Thanks Lefty

I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"


So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 ! :D :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 2:01 pm
by gazzatt2
cheers lefty
I look forward to your posts on here
can we have them more regular please

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 9:59 pm
by shu
Thanks for the super jokes this year :D

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 11:13 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:39 pm
:high5:


Thanks Lefty

I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"


So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 ! :D :barscarf:
Wise words indeed

And the best of health to you and yours too my friend 8)

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 11:16 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
gazzatt2 wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 2:01 pm
cheers lefty
I look forward to your posts on here
can we have them more regular please
Cheers gazza, I will try and post more regularly if the girlfriend gives me five minutes rest :wink:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 11:21 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
shu wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 9:59 pm
Thanks for the super jokes this year :D
You're welcome Shu, glad you enjoyed them :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 2:51 pm
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 11:13 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:39 pm
:high5:


Thanks Lefty

I recently heard a rather wise saying: "Your Health Is Your Wealth"


So The Best Of Health To You Both in 2025 ! :D :barscarf:
Wise words indeed

And the best of health to you and yours too my friend 8)
:cheers:


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRCr_NOUt7k


Oh! Yeah! Sure.... But What's She Like At Reverse Parking??? :D

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2024 6:17 pm
by OneBardGooner

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:05 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Dry January is dragging on a bit

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:06 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wayne Rooney has revealed he's delighted to have smashed dry January.

January, 87, is recovering after undergoing emergency vaginal surgery.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:06 pm
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:05 pm
Dry January is dragging on a bit
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'll Drink To That! :cheers: :wink:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2025 9:39 pm
by Midz
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:56 pm
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas.

Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
Pure class, Lefty. :D :D

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:53 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Took the missus out for a romantic meal last night and played footsie under the table while we were eating.

I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:54 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I said to my doctor, "I'm convinced everybody is trying to read my mind.

But you already know that."