It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Yeah! We used to have a "Grab A Granny" Night... on a Thursday night
Back in the 80's 'We' (the Sunday Morning Football Team) used to meet up after Thursday Night Training about 8:30pm (ensuring we all had condoms etc) We'd have a regular pint then start on the Skull Attack (Half & Half of Screech and the local Beer Brew nick-named "Hostile".).. We'd all put a coup[le of quid in a kitty and there were 2 winners, the one who got the Best Milf and the One who got the worst Uggo.
Alfie; the main Goalie - he was 6ft 4ins and like a skinny rake, but had a snake down to his knees.... Anyway, he gets off with this (cough! cough!) Elderly (ish) lady and after a couple of dances etc they disappear back to hers....
He wakes up about 6am needing a piss and creeps out onto the landing where Lo ! And Behold ! He only bumps into a player from our rival team ... It transpired that Alfie had been 'Entertaining' this players Mother !
He WON Both Prizes! ... sigh! Those were the days....
ahhh grab a granny, anyone old enough based in Dublin (or not depending) would remember Sachs hotel, names changed now i think.
That place was so well known for being able to pick up any aul trout there was a transit in the car park complete with matress.
you could also bag multiples on mickey money night if your luck was in, or out depending on what way you look at it.
Guilty your honour!
Similar to Tomango's ("where the gang goes!") but mostly where old slags and nurses went every Tuesday night back in the late eighties and early nineties. The amount of scruffy MILF fantasies (and a couple of nice nurses too) I enjoyed because of that nightclub!
Yeah! We used to have a "Grab A Granny" Night... on a Thursday night
Back in the 80's 'We' (the Sunday Morning Football Team) used to meet up after Thursday Night Training about 8:30pm (ensuring we all had condoms etc) We'd have a regular pint then start on the Skull Attack (Half & Half of Screech and the local Beer Brew nick-named "Hostile".).. We'd all put a coup[le of quid in a kitty and there were 2 winners, the one who got the Best Milf and the One who got the worst Uggo.
Alfie; the main Goalie - he was 6ft 4ins and like a skinny rake, but had a snake down to his knees.... Anyway, he gets off with this (cough! cough!) Elderly (ish) lady and after a couple of dances etc they disappear back to hers....
He wakes up about 6am needing a piss and creeps out onto the landing where Lo ! And Behold ! He only bumps into a player from our rival team ... It transpired that Alfie had been 'Entertaining' this players Mother !
He WON Both Prizes! ... sigh! Those were the days....
ahhh grab a granny, anyone old enough based in Dublin (or not depending) would remember Sachs hotel, names changed now i think.
That place was so well known for being able to pick up any aul trout there was a transit in the car park complete with matress.
you could also bag multiples on mickey money night if your luck was in, or out depending on what way you look at it.
Guilty your honour!
Similar to Tomango's ("where the gang goes!") but mostly where old slags and nurses went every Tuesday night back in the late eighties and early nineties. The amount of scruffy MILF fantasies (and a couple of nice nurses too) I enjoyed because of that nightclub!
Gosh! We Really Are A Bunch Of Old Romantics Aren't We!
Bard , brilliant story how your teammate pulled a teammates mum , bet there was some good banter did she swallow ? Took it up the tookus moorukus etc
The best one we had is when one of the boys pulled a MONG he said she was a good kisser then shit himself as he shagged her and shot his bolt in her , he got lucky , imagine taking her back home to your mum . Last I heard it damaged him and he swapped sides .
Comet A3 October 2024.... Won't be visible again for 80,000 Years!
This was taken by someone in Londonderry
Cough cough it's Derry cough cough you proddy dog*
*In-joke for my fellow Oirish members, not hatred of Protestants..... or dogs for that matter!
Admittedly i do go out of my way living in Dublin to say LondonDerry and have a right old laugh at the amount of people who werent even alive during the troubles get all bent out of shape about it.
That's ironic. I always refer to the East of Ireland around Dublin as the pale...
Comet A3 October 2024.... Won't be visible again for 80,000 Years!
This was taken by someone in Londonderry
Cough cough it's Derry cough cough you proddy dog*
*In-joke for my fellow Oirish members, not hatred of Protestants..... or dogs for that matter!
Admittedly i do go out of my way living in Dublin to say LondonDerry and have a right old laugh at the amount of people who werent even alive during the troubles get all bent out of shape about it.
That's ironic. I always refer to the East of Ireland around Dublin as the pale...
Comet A3 October 2024.... Won't be visible again for 80,000 Years!
This was taken by someone in Londonderry
Cough cough it's Derry cough cough you proddy dog*
*In-joke for my fellow Oirish members, not hatred of Protestants..... or dogs for that matter!
Admittedly i do go out of my way living in Dublin to say LondonDerry and have a right old laugh at the amount of people who werent even alive during the troubles get all bent out of shape about it.
That's ironic. I always refer to the East of Ireland around Dublin as the pale...
Cough cough it's Derry cough cough you proddy dog*
*In-joke for my fellow Oirish members, not hatred of Protestants..... or dogs for that matter!
Admittedly i do go out of my way living in Dublin to say LondonDerry and have a right old laugh at the amount of people who werent even alive during the troubles get all bent out of shape about it.
That's ironic. I always refer to the East of Ireland around Dublin as the pale...
Cough cough it's Derry cough cough you proddy dog*
*In-joke for my fellow Oirish members, not hatred of Protestants..... or dogs for that matter!
Admittedly i do go out of my way living in Dublin to say LondonDerry and have a right old laugh at the amount of people who werent even alive during the troubles get all bent out of shape about it.
That's ironic. I always refer to the East of Ireland around Dublin as the pale...
A few carefully curated searches and she's a few naughty videos, she's not exactly enthusiastic to be fair. She certainly looks the part but definitely a let down in other ways
BOINGGG!
