Van Persie saga, officially not extending contract.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The only way we'll keep RVP is if he gets crocked at the Euro's...

good shout, thought about this too, you know it's gonna happen, he gets injured, no one wants to buy him, he spends 6 months injured, plays last 3 months and has a blinder, off on a free to whoever can pay 200,000 a week.

Meanwhile we finish 8th, concede 54 goals (10 of them own goals.....another record year from Arsenal), city put 9 past us (still breaking records ), chamakh and park form an impotent strike force scoring 5 between them all season (4 of them penalties, no penalties given at home again though), podolski is put on suicide watch after he realises his grave grave error, song chips 5 passes like last season but instead of chipping them to the ONLY STRIKER IN THE WORLD that could have scored directly from them they fall to chamakh and park who fall over (the scuffed attempts going out for throw-ins), theo beats a defender with a trick , oxlade is sitting on the bench, mertesakker is still turning , wilshere joins podolski on suicide watch but not before wishing chelsea all the best in their second cl final appearance in a row (they go on to beat city in the final on penalties, terry getting the all important winner with a cheeky chipped effort ), santos (now playing with a corset ) is top scorer for Arsenal with 6 goals but also score 6 own goals (another record?), Kos and TV5 have a scrap in the 9-1 defeat to city and are banned for the rest of the season, mert (turns like a submarine) and djhorou become the slowest turning cb pairing in pl history , arteta asks for a january transfer move to totnumb and gets it (the clincher was a lifetime supply of hair gel) , gervinho is abducted by The Borg and assimilated (The Borg use abduction and "assimilation" (forced cybernetic enhancement, connection to the hive mind) as a means of "achieving perfection"), sadly he couldn't achieve perfection and was cast out to space (on a clear night you can see the glare from his forehead as he orbits around earth in clarkes belt with hundreds of satellites), wenger breaks his toe after kicking a water bottle, steve bould joins podolski and wilshere on suicide watch , Chu Young Park begs the south korean army to reconsider his national service start date and goes awol from Arsenal to join the army , kroenke watches 5 minutes of arsenal, eboue cries on a live TV interview on hearing how far from grace his beloved arsenal have fallen and offers to come back and play for free, arsene takes him back (he wins our 4 penalties) , a small group of supporters are spotted live on ss1 trying to unfold some sort of banner, all that can be seen are the first and last letters, W and T, but they have a change of heart and were last seen singing "theres only one arsene wenger"


Now thats doom and fucking gloom

[Peeman]

The only way we'll keep RVP is if he gets crocked at the Euro's...

good shout, thought about this too, you know it's gonna happen, he gets injured, no one wants to buy him, he spends 6 months injured, plays last 3 months and has a blinder, off on a free to whoever can pay 200,000 a week.

Meanwhile we finish 8th, concede 54 goals (10 of them own goals.....another record year from Arsenal), city put 9 past us (still breaking records ), chamakh and park form an impotent strike force scoring 5 between them all season (4 of them penalties, no penalties given at home again though), podolski is put on suicide watch after he realises his grave grave error, song chips 5 passes like last season but instead of chipping them to the ONLY STRIKER IN THE WORLD that could have scored directly from them they fall to chamakh and park who fall over (the scuffed attempts going out for throw-ins), theo beats a defender with a trick , oxlade is sitting on the bench, mertesakker is still turning , wilshere joins podolski on suicide watch but not before wishing chelsea all the best in their second cl final appearance in a row (they go on to beat city in the final on penalties, terry getting the all important winner with a cheeky chipped effort ), santos (now playing with a corset ) is top scorer for Arsenal with 6 goals but also score 6 own goals (another record?), Kos and TV5 have a scrap in the 9-1 defeat to city and are banned for the rest of the season, mert (turns like a submarine) and djhorou become the slowest turning cb pairing in pl history , arteta asks for a january transfer move to totnumb and gets it (the clincher was a lifetime supply of hair gel) , gervinho is abducted by The Borg and assimilated (The Borg use abduction and "assimilation" (forced cybernetic enhancement, connection to the hive mind) as a means of "achieving perfection"), sadly he couldn't achieve perfection and was cast out to space (on a clear night you can see the glare from his forehead as he orbits around earth in clarkes belt with hundreds of satellites), wenger breaks his toe after kicking a water bottle, steve bould joins podolski and wilshere on suicide watch , Chu Young Park begs the south korean army to reconsider his national service start date and goes awol from Arsenal to join the army , kroenke watches 5 minutes of arsenal, eboue cries on a live TV interview on hearing how far from grace his beloved arsenal have fallen and offers to come back and play for free, arsene takes him back (he wins our 4 penalties) , a small group of supporters are spotted live on ss1 trying to unfold some sort of banner, all that can be seen are the first and last letters, W and T, but they have a change of heart and were last seen singing "theres only one arsene wenger"


Now thats doom and fucking gloom

Can't see Theo beating anyone with a trick though

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The only way we'll keep RVP is if he gets crocked at the Euro's...

good shout, thought about this too, you know it's gonna happen, he gets injured, no one wants to buy him, he spends 6 months injured, plays last 3 months and has a blinder, off on a free to whoever can pay 200,000 a week.

Meanwhile we finish 8th, concede 54 goals (10 of them own goals.....another record year from Arsenal), city put 9 past us (still breaking records ), chamakh and park form an impotent strike force scoring 5 between them all season (4 of them penalties, no penalties given at home again though), podolski is put on suicide watch after he realises his grave grave error, song chips 5 passes like last season but instead of chipping them to the ONLY STRIKER IN THE WORLD that could have scored directly from them they fall to chamakh and park who fall over (the scuffed attempts going out for throw-ins), theo beats a defender with a trick , oxlade is sitting on the bench, mertesakker is still turning , wilshere joins podolski on suicide watch but not before wishing chelsea all the best in their second cl final appearance in a row (they go on to beat city in the final on penalties, terry getting the all important winner with a cheeky chipped effort ), santos (now playing with a corset ) is top scorer for Arsenal with 6 goals but also score 6 own goals (another record?), Kos and TV5 have a scrap in the 9-1 defeat to city and are banned for the rest of the season, mert (turns like a submarine) and djhorou become the slowest turning cb pairing in pl history , arteta asks for a january transfer move to totnumb and gets it (the clincher was a lifetime supply of hair gel) , gervinho is abducted by The Borg and assimilated (The Borg use abduction and "assimilation" (forced cybernetic enhancement, connection to the hive mind) as a means of "achieving perfection"), sadly he couldn't achieve perfection and was cast out to space (on a clear night you can see the glare from his forehead as he orbits around earth in clarkes belt with hundreds of satellites), wenger breaks his toe after kicking a water bottle, steve bould joins podolski and wilshere on suicide watch , Chu Young Park begs the south korean army to reconsider his national service start date and goes awol from Arsenal to join the army , kroenke watches 5 minutes of arsenal, eboue cries on a live TV interview on hearing how far from grace his beloved arsenal have fallen and offers to come back and play for free, arsene takes him back (he wins our 4 penalties) , a small group of supporters are spotted live on ss1 trying to unfold some sort of banner, all that can be seen are the first and last letters, W and T, but they have a change of heart and were last seen singing "theres only one arsene wenger"


Now thats doom and fucking gloom

Can't see Theo beating anyone with a trick though

Sorry , got a bit carried away with that bit

[supergeorgegraham]

The only way we'll keep RVP is if he gets crocked at the Euro's...

good shout, thought about this too, you know it's gonna happen, he gets injured, no one wants to buy him, he spends 6 months injured, plays last 3 months and has a blinder, off on a free to whoever can pay 200,000 a week.

Meanwhile we finish 8th, concede 54 goals (10 of them own goals.....another record year from Arsenal), city put 9 past us (still breaking records ), chamakh and park form an impotent strike force scoring 5 between them all season (4 of them penalties, no penalties given at home again though), podolski is put on suicide watch after he realises his grave grave error, song chips 5 passes like last season but instead of chipping them to the ONLY STRIKER IN THE WORLD that could have scored directly from them they fall to chamakh and park who fall over (the scuffed attempts going out for throw-ins), theo beats a defender with a trick , oxlade is sitting on the bench, mertesakker is still turning , wilshere joins podolski on suicide watch but not before wishing chelsea all the best in their second cl final appearance in a row (they go on to beat city in the final on penalties, terry getting the all important winner with a cheeky chipped effort ), santos (now playing with a corset ) is top scorer for Arsenal with 6 goals but also score 6 own goals (another record?), Kos and TV5 have a scrap in the 9-1 defeat to city and are banned for the rest of the season, mert (turns like a submarine) and djhorou become the slowest turning cb pairing in pl history , arteta asks for a january transfer move to totnumb and gets it (the clincher was a lifetime supply of hair gel) , gervinho is abducted by The Borg and assimilated (The Borg use abduction and "assimilation" (forced cybernetic enhancement, connection to the hive mind) as a means of "achieving perfection"), sadly he couldn't achieve perfection and was cast out to space (on a clear night you can see the glare from his forehead as he orbits around earth in clarkes belt with hundreds of satellites), wenger breaks his toe after kicking a water bottle, steve bould joins podolski and wilshere on suicide watch , Chu Young Park begs the south korean army to reconsider his national service start date and goes awol from Arsenal to join the army , kroenke watches 5 minutes of arsenal, eboue cries on a live TV interview on hearing how far from grace his beloved arsenal have fallen and offers to come back and play for free, arsene takes him back (he wins our 4 penalties) , a small group of supporters are spotted live on ss1 trying to unfold some sort of banner, all that can be seen are the first and last letters, W and T, but they have a change of heart and were last seen singing "theres only one arsene wenger"


Now thats doom and fucking gloom

You are a genius that is so spot on. Quality

[flash gunner]

The only way we'll keep RVP is if he gets crocked at the Euro's...

good shout, thought about this too, you know it's gonna happen, he gets injured, no one wants to buy him, he spends 6 months injured, plays last 3 months and has a blinder, off on a free to whoever can pay 200,000 a week.

Meanwhile we finish 8th, concede 54 goals (10 of them own goals.....another record year from Arsenal), city put 9 past us (still breaking records ), chamakh and park form an impotent strike force scoring 5 between them all season (4 of them penalties, no penalties given at home again though), podolski is put on suicide watch after he realises his grave grave error, song chips 5 passes like last season but instead of chipping them to the ONLY STRIKER IN THE WORLD that could have scored directly from them they fall to chamakh and park who fall over (the scuffed attempts going out for throw-ins), theo beats a defender with a trick , oxlade is sitting on the bench, mertesakker is still turning , wilshere joins podolski on suicide watch but not before wishing chelsea all the best in their second cl final appearance in a row (they go on to beat city in the final on penalties, terry getting the all important winner with a cheeky chipped effort ), santos (now playing with a corset ) is top scorer for Arsenal with 6 goals but also score 6 own goals (another record?), Kos and TV5 have a scrap in the 9-1 defeat to city and are banned for the rest of the season, mert (turns like a submarine) and djhorou become the slowest turning cb pairing in pl history , arteta asks for a january transfer move to totnumb and gets it (the clincher was a lifetime supply of hair gel) , gervinho is abducted by The Borg and assimilated (The Borg use abduction and "assimilation" (forced cybernetic enhancement, connection to the hive mind) as a means of "achieving perfection"), sadly he couldn't achieve perfection and was cast out to space (on a clear night you can see the glare from his forehead as he orbits around earth in clarkes belt with hundreds of satellites), wenger breaks his toe after kicking a water bottle, steve bould joins podolski and wilshere on suicide watch , Chu Young Park begs the south korean army to reconsider his national service start date and goes awol from Arsenal to join the army , kroenke watches 5 minutes of arsenal, eboue cries on a live TV interview on hearing how far from grace his beloved arsenal have fallen and offers to come back and play for free, arsene takes him back (he wins our 4 penalties) , a small group of supporters are spotted live on ss1 trying to unfold some sort of banner, all that can be seen are the first and last letters, W and T, but they have a change of heart and were last seen singing "theres only one arsene wenger"


Now thats doom and fucking gloom

[shu]

that is class , very good ,

my son asked me for the new shirt with RVP on it , no probs with the shirt but No is the answer to that for ovious reasons

[N1Goon]

Just read on twitter via Arsenal View that the club are printing shirts with Van Persi 10 on the back, the worst thing is people will still buy them, and if he leaves - ooops better buy another shirt with my disposable income, never mind.

Horrible thing to do. Can you imagine a young supporter getting a RVP 10 shirt only for him to push a move to City at the end of the window (a very, very likely scenario). That's the kind of footballing nightmare that spoils football for a generation.

[flash gunner]

Just read on twitter via Arsenal View that the club are printing shirts with Van Persi 10 on the back, the worst thing is people will still buy them, and if he leaves - ooops better buy another shirt with my disposable income, never mind.

Horrible thing to do. Can you imagine a young supporter getting a RVP 10 shirt only for him to push a move to City at the end of the window (a very, very likely scenario). That's the kind of footballing nightmare that spoils football for a generation.

To bwe fair thats upto the parents to make the call. If someone comes in wanting a RVP10 shirt they wont say no will they?

[RioGooner]

Just read on twitter via Arsenal View that the club are printing shirts with Van Persi 10 on the back, the worst thing is people will still buy them, and if he leaves - ooops better buy another shirt with my disposable income, never mind.

Horrible thing to do. Can you imagine a young supporter getting a RVP 10 shirt only for him to push a move to City at the end of the window (a very, very likely scenario). That's the kind of footballing nightmare that spoils football for a generation.

To bwe fair thats upto the parents to make the call. If someone comes in wanting a RVP10 shirt they wont say no will they?

They can't, it will appear that they know something concrete and that will generate a lot of talking, but if i was the guy who pressed the shirts i'd ask twice.

[mikeyb772001]

RVP is going. I think Theo will go too

We wont replace pound for pound. Pod has been bought to replace RVP

We will finish 4th

[LDB]

RVP is going. I think Theo will go too

We wont replace pound for pound. Pod has been bought to replace RVP

We will finish 4th

You think we'll still finish 4th if all that comes to pass? Fucking rose-tinter

I agree we'll sell walcott. Next year is his last year isn't it? If so get rid asap because he isn't going to get the contract he is after from us.

[augie]

RVP is going. I think Theo will go too

We wont replace pound for pound. Pod has been bought to replace RVP

We will finish 4th

At last the prospect of some good news to lift the doom and gloom that is engulfing me at the mo

[Henry Norris 1913]

I was thinking of getting a germany shirt with Podolski on to be fair

[mikeyb772001]

RVP is going. I think Theo will go too

We wont replace pound for pound. Pod has been bought to replace RVP

We will finish 4th

You think we'll still finish 4th if all that comes to pass? Fucking rose-tinter

I agree we'll sell walcott. Next year is his last year isn't it? If so get rid asap because he isn't going to get the contract he is after from us.

yeh i do. I think no matter who leaves, wenger will sort it enough to finish 4th. Its his target and all he cares about.

to be fair if we sell walnut we could get a much better player at half the price that will do far more.
This will be another 4th placed season but without the highs and drama of last season.

season just gone was bad, but it was the most fun for years in terms of big moments

[QuartzGooner]

Arseblog tweeted that Van Persie's father has says his son will never play for another English club other than Arsenal.