The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[flash gunner]

Ive heard rumours about Sneijder

I've heard rumours about Angelina Jolie. Terrible rumours.

Those are the rumours ive heard about Sneijder too, do yours involve a hose pipe, bulldog clips and a bowling ball?

[augie]

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... ky-sources

Remember, we can compete with any team in the transfer market for our targets. A few others were in for him. The Coach and Horses, The King's Head and The Cricketers were close to getting him but he chose us.

For me this is about as embarrassing as it gets - was it not possible to complete this signing without it being on ssn ? everton and citeeh linked with van dijk, everton and baggies linked with schneiderlin, and here we are signing some unknown from some mickey mouse amateur club Cant wait for the "I'm sorry that he didn't cost £50m" response

[augie]

If it's not too late, can I withdraw my previous comments slating this transfer ? I have just watched a few clips of the guy in action on ssn, and to be fair he looked very impressive in the game against Belper Town

[DB10GOONER]

If it's not too late, can I withdraw my previous comments slating this transfer ? I have just watched a few clips of the guy in action on ssn, and to be fair he looked very impressive in the game against Belper Town

[Sean]

Fuck sake!

I'm beginning to think, once again, that I have a chance of playing for The Arsenal I'll get a pair of Pumas and have a kickabout on Highbury Fields, TOF will surely sign me if I can also get hold of a dodgy foreign passport. Someone call Steve Rowley

Failing that, I can do a job as manager

[Herd]

If it's not too late, can I withdraw my previous comments slating this transfer ? I have just watched a few clips of the guy in action on ssn, and to be fair he looked very impressive in the game against Belper Town

I went camping near the derwent river in Belper as a teenager ,its very nice !

[flash gunner]

If it's not too late, can I withdraw my previous comments slating this transfer ? I have just watched a few clips of the guy in action on ssn, and to be fair he looked very impressive in the game against Belper Town

I went camping near the derwent river in Belper as a teenager ,its very nice !

What was the football team like?

[GranadaJoe]

If it's not too late, can I withdraw my previous comments slating this transfer ? I have just watched a few clips of the guy in action on ssn, and to be fair he looked very impressive in the game against Belper Town

I went camping near the derwent river in Belper as a teenager ,its very nice !

It's must have gone tragically downhill since those pre-war days.

[SteveO 35]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/04/arsene-we ... e-6361363/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... n-bramall/

All confirmed by Shit for Brains himself - welcome aboard Cohen Bramall - apparently the new Ashley Cole lol All set to play a key role for the team apparently !

ONE ARSENE WENGER......THERE'S ONLY ONE ARSENE WENGER

[StuartL]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/04/arsene-we ... e-6361363/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... n-bramall/

All confirmed by Shit for Brains himself - welcome aboard Cohen Bramall - apparently the new Ashley Cole lol All set to play a key role for the team apparently !

ONE ARSENE WENGER......THERE'S ONLY ONE ARSENE WENGER

Well that's done it for me............



I'm of to lump on at the bookies.before our odds tumble



Ps has anyone remembered to check.his back.isn't broken ?

[OneBardGooner]

Fuck sake!

I'm beginning to think, once again, that I have a chance of playing for The Arsenal I'll get a pair of Pumas and have a kickabout on Highbury Fields, TOF will surely sign me if I can also get hold of a dodgy foreign passport. Someone call Steve Rowley

Failing that, I can do a job as manager

Hiya Steve!

[Herd]

As long as we dont pay him silly money whats the problem ?

[SteveO 35]

I'm sorry that he did not cost £20 million

[StuartL]

As long as we dont pay him silly money whats the problem ?

He might kill BIG.

I had my heart set on Ricardo Rodriguez replacing Monreal / Gibbs at left back, so I guess that isn't happening now we have blown our kitty.

[begeegs]

Those are the rumours ive heard about Sneijder too, do yours involve a hose pipe, bulldog clips and a bowling ball?

Someone has been watching Rillington Place (with the exception of the bowling ball)..