Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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LeftfootlegendGooner
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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:59 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:07 pm
Ohhh! Fuuuuckk!

The Rumours are Growing and Getting Stronger that, that Alien Looking ReptilianCUNT Elon Musk has held talks with the current victims* Owners...


The only Stumbling Block is because of he wants to Change Their name to "The Scouse Stealers". :D

I wish he was in talks with our fucking lot. If he buys an English club, they'll probably clean up.
Fuck him, we'll get the Dyson owner in :wink:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 3:03 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:59 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:07 pm
Ohhh! Fuuuuckk!

The Rumours are Growing and Getting Stronger that, that Alien Looking ReptilianCUNT Elon Musk has held talks with the current victims* Owners...


The only Stumbling Block is because of he wants to Change Their name to "The Scouse Stealers". :D

I wish he was in talks with our fucking lot. If he buys an English club, they'll probably clean up.
Fuck him, we'll get the Dyson owner in :wink:
aaaand BOOOM! Lefty Knocks It Outta The Park! :lol: :lol: :barscarf:


Wellll! You know me I'm a Sucker for a Pun. :D

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 3:03 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:59 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:07 pm
Ohhh! Fuuuuckk!

The Rumours are Growing and Getting Stronger that, that Alien Looking ReptilianCUNT Elon Musk has held talks with the current victims* Owners...


The only Stumbling Block is because of he wants to Change Their name to "The Scouse Stealers". :D

I wish he was in talks with our fucking lot. If he buys an English club, they'll probably clean up.
Fuck him, we'll get the Dyson owner in :wink:

That’s true, we’ll hoover up all the trophies. Mind you, with nothing left for other teams to win, would that create a vacuum?? Who cares, I’d be happy with a clean sweep.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 5:46 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 3:03 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:59 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:07 pm
Ohhh! Fuuuuckk!

The Rumours are Growing and Getting Stronger that, that Alien Looking ReptilianCUNT Elon Musk has held talks with the current victims* Owners...


The only Stumbling Block is because of he wants to Change Their name to "The Scouse Stealers". :D

I wish he was in talks with our fucking lot. If he buys an English club, they'll probably clean up.
Fuck him, we'll get the Dyson owner in :wink:

That’s true, we’ll hoover up all the trophies. Mind you, with nothing left for other teams to win, would that create a vacuum?? Who cares, I’d be happy with a clean sweep.
:lol: :lol:

You dusted off a few old ones there mate! :D :wink:

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Why were Leicester playing in fog but using a white ball?

If you were one of the managers wouldn't you insist on an orange ball being used?

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 6:16 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 5:46 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 3:03 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:59 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:07 pm
Ohhh! Fuuuuckk!

The Rumours are Growing and Getting Stronger that, that Alien Looking ReptilianCUNT Elon Musk has held talks with the current victims* Owners...

The only Stumbling Block is because of he wants to Change Their name to "The Scouse Stealers". :D

I wish he was in talks with our fucking lot. If he buys an English club, they'll probably clean up.
Fuck him, we'll get the Dyson owner in :wink:
That’s true, we’ll hoover up all the trophies. Mind you, with nothing left for other teams to win, would that create a vacuum?? Who cares, I’d be happy with a clean sweep.
:lol: :lol:

You dusted off a few old ones there mate! :D :wink:
When it’s sucked up too much shit, it’s best to change the bag.

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Uhmmm! Dyson's don't have a 'bag' mate.


#justsaying :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 6:16 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 5:46 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 3:03 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:59 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2025 12:07 pm
Ohhh! Fuuuuckk!

The Rumours are Growing and Getting Stronger that, that Alien Looking ReptilianCUNT Elon Musk has held talks with the current victims* Owners...


The only Stumbling Block is because of he wants to Change Their name to "The Scouse Stealers". :D

I wish he was in talks with our fucking lot. If he buys an English club, they'll probably clean up.
Fuck him, we'll get the Dyson owner in :wink:

That’s true, we’ll hoover up all the trophies. Mind you, with nothing left for other teams to win, would that create a vacuum?? Who cares, I’d be happy with a clean sweep.
:lol: :lol:

You dusted off a few old ones there mate! :D :wink:

Ah yes, but as you know, the old ones are the best. That’s a mantra that you and I have to peddle now.

:lol: :wink:

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With our week off now in the diary hopefully the lovely little petals get their much deserved warm weather break

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xG or whatever the fuck it's called. :roll:

It's only about 2 things, your team putting the ball in the back of their net, and stopping the other team from doing the same.

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2025 6:14 pm
With our week off now in the diary hopefully the lovely little petals get their much deserved warm weather break
I said it on the Toon thread..The minute the Toon fuck us out officially they'll be off to Dubai or wherever :oops:

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falkirk goon wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2025 11:32 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2025 6:14 pm
With our week off now in the diary hopefully the lovely little petals get their much deserved warm weather break
I said it on the Toon thread..The minute the Toon fuck us out officially they'll be off to Dublin or wherever :oops:
:shock:

Uh Ohhhh! Don't let Augie or DB Know FFS!

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Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2025 6:54 pm
xG or whatever the fuck it's called. :roll:

It's only about 2 things, your team putting the ball in the back of their net, and stopping the other team from doing the same.
Yep, that xG shit is absolute fucking nonsense, invented by the stat obsessed arsehole modern fan. The kind of cùnts that rated Legohead Denilson because of his infamous "98% pass completion" stat, whilst ignoring the fact that 99% of those passes were nothing little 5 yard passes. :roll: :roll:

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MOTD to have 3 presenters. Mark Chapman and two women WTF!!!

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Sid33 wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2025 2:59 pm
MOTD to have 3 presenters. Mark Chapman and two women WTF!!!

I do hope that one of the ladies is “of colour” and is lesbian, or even better, trans. If not, I shall be sending a stern letter to the Governor of the BBC.

I’m hoping that they’ll replace the MOTD theme with ABBA’s Dancing Queen and that the scruffy fucker Chapman will be made to wear a leather cap and sport a big moustache.

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