Last person to post wins (Now NSFW)

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brazilianGOONER wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:i have a confession to make: :oops:

i am fucking awesome :D :barscarf:
I think you mispelled "arsehole" in that last sentence, mate. :lol: :wink: :wink:
and which is it? yours?

thank god i didn't write i'm a fucking... :D :D :D
Deffo not mine, ladyman. Maybe Fwank, huh? :-P :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote: Deffo not mine, ladyman. Maybe Fwank, huh? :-P :wink:
nah, just did one watching "debbie does dallas 4", am cool for today :wink: :lol:

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don't shoot the messenger

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough.

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Venison for dinner again? Oh deer




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OneBardGooner wrote: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Broken pencils are pointless.
:lol: :lol:

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Can't let bG win it

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:shock:

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Pardon!? I heard that! 8)

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Unburden thyself and let the Pain Begin.

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:shock:

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Burrito for lunch so... 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:Burrito for lunch so... 8)
Nice, I'm currently tucking into a bowl of rice and vegetables 8)

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MutleyGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Burrito for lunch so... 8)
Nice, I'm currently tucking into a bowl of rice and vegetables 8)
Cool. 8)

Had some nice Mexican Dirty Rice on the side. 8) 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Burrito for lunch so... 8)
Nice, I'm currently tucking into a bowl of rice and vegetables 8)
Cool. 8)

Had some nice Mexican Dirty Rice on the side. 8) 8)

:shock:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Burrito for lunch so... 8)
Nice, I'm currently tucking into a bowl of rice and vegetables 8)
Cool. 8)

Had some nice Mexican Dirty Rice on the side. 8) 8)
Is that the stuff the shop assistant spunks in before dishing it up? :rubchin: :wink:

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