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brazilianGOONER wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:i have a confession to make:

i am fucking awesome

I think you mispelled "arsehole" in that last sentence, mate.

and which is it? yours?

thank god i didn't write i'm a fucking...

Deffo not mine, ladyman. Maybe Fwank, huh?

DB10GOONER wrote: Deffo not mine, ladyman. Maybe Fwank, huh?

nah, just did one watching "debbie does dallas 4", am cool for today

don't shoot the messenger

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's
no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The
police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer

OneBardGooner wrote: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Broken pencils are pointless.

Can't let bG win it

Pardon!? I heard that!

Unburden thyself and let the Pain Begin.

Burrito for lunch so...

DB10GOONER wrote:Burrito for lunch so...

Nice, I'm currently tucking into a bowl of rice and vegetables

MutleyGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Burrito for lunch so...

Nice, I'm currently tucking into a bowl of rice and vegetables

Cool.

Had some nice Mexican Dirty Rice on the side.

DB10GOONER wrote:

MutleyGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Burrito for lunch so...

Nice, I'm currently tucking into a bowl of rice and vegetables

Cool.

Had some nice Mexican Dirty Rice on the side.

DB10GOONER wrote:

MutleyGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Burrito for lunch so...

Nice, I'm currently tucking into a bowl of rice and vegetables

Cool.

Had some nice Mexican Dirty Rice on the side.

Is that the stuff the shop assistant spunks in before dishing it up?