Please do not talk to me about "another one". Let's be clear here, you are a WUM. No doubt about it. Your being here is tolerated simply because you make yourself the butt of the jokes rather than other people. If you want to post seriously then by all means, patronise me all you like. Until then, I'd ask you kindly to refrain from doing it.Red Member wrote:oh dear another one.
How do you work out that our best midfielder is replaceable?
If RVP and Walcott leave we will be left with only one world class player - Alex Song
Now, how do I work out that our best midfielder is replaceable? Let's just ignore the "best midfielder" remark, seeing as you and I both know what your game is there - and let's focus on how I "work out" that Walcott "is replaceable".
1. I don't think he's very good.
2. Even if he were Cristiano Ro-fucking-naldo, he would be replaceable.
You may struggle to recall this, but we have had, lost and replaced players the likes of which Walcott would not be fit to lace the boots of. Want me to name some? Okay, here's only a few...
Dennis Bergkamp
Tony Adams
Ian Wright
Charlie George
Liam Brady
David Rocastle
Now, while there's some on that list that I'm sure you don't recognise (you should Google them - they're really quite a big deal), you'll just have to take my word for it that they were far more significant to the Arsenal first team than Theo Walcott is or ever will be, and you know what? They left. Shock horror. However, life went on. They were replaced. "By who?" I hear you ask - by other players. That's who.
Now, this isn't to get too down on Walcott. I like him. I've got nothing against him personally. I just don't think he's very good - that's all.
So in answer to your question - how do I work out that Theo Walcott, a player who struggles to get in to the poorest England team for decades, is replaceable? Simple, because it's been happening to much, much better players long before I was on this planet and it'll be happening long after I'm gone.
Now...I know I've just bitten the fucking troll's bait. I just couldn't resist. I promise I won't in future.
Red - in future, stick with the Tim Nice But Dim approach. Maybe you've grown a pair now that Babatunde isn't around at the moment, but the intelligent, patronising approach doesn't really suit you (yes, I'm aware of the irony in what I just wrote).
