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Wilson wrote:

Wilson wrote:


And a gold plated sink on his private jet - a man of the working class.

Is that Raheem Sterlings house?

OneBardGooner wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37972626

Some very good one's in there!

Clash wrote:

Wilson wrote:

Wilson wrote:


And a gold plated sink on his private jet - a man of the working class.

Is that Raheem Sterlings house?

Not tacky enough.

Also Bling Bling Sterling's house is bigger.

OneBardGooner wrote:Also Bling Bling Sterling's house is bigger.

And would probably have a young woman in it with a black eye... "allegedly" cough cough etc etc and so forth...









Too far?

DB10GOONER wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:Also Bling Bling Sterling's house is bigger.

And would probably have a young woman in it with a black eye... "allegedly" cough cough etc etc and so forth...









Too far?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing. You've told her twice already!

GranadaJoe wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:Also Bling Bling Sterling's house is bigger.

And would probably have a young woman in it with a black eye... "allegedly" cough cough etc etc and so forth...









Too far?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing. You've told her twice already!

Donald? Is that you, Donald...?

I am absolutely pissing myself laughing at the deluded self-important little prick that is Adolf Farage. How fucking out of touch with reality is this jumped-up little arsehole? Apparently he is "astonished" that Number 10 don't want him as some kind of fucking go-between for them and the US President Elect, Forrest Trumptard. "Astonished" no less.

http://news.sky.com/story/us-election-n ... g-10658191

A bit like Robbie Savage being "astonished" that Arsenal, Real Madrid and the BarcaWhores never got into a bidding war for him. Or Luke Chadwick being "astonished" he never got to have a threesome with Megan Fox and Mila Kunis.

It is getting beyond a joke now!
Thought he was retiring, then he goes back to UKIP, then he joins the Trump bandwagon, then he tells TM that he should be the marriage counsellor to ensure the special relationship flourishes and now the fucker is warning that he could join the Conservative party to get the Brexit deal through!...

Nige do yourself a favour and retire like you said you would, you did your job in Brussels and Brexit thanks you for all you did, but just be a good lad now and

Fuck off!....

DB10GOONER wrote:I am absolutely pissing myself laughing at the deluded self-important little prick that is Adolf Farage. How fucking out of touch with reality is this jumped-up little arsehole? Apparently he is "astonished" that Number 10 don't want him as some kind of fucking go-between for them and the US President Elect, Forrest Trumptard. "Astonished" no less.

http://news.sky.com/story/us-election-n ... g-10658191

A bit like Robbie Savage being "astonished" that Arsenal, Real Madrid and the BarcaWhores never got into a bidding war for him. Or Luke Chadwick being "astonished" he never got to have a threesome with Megan Fox and Mila Kunis.

Not fantastic programme but has its funny moments

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... -life-back

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:I am absolutely pissing myself laughing at the deluded self-important little prick that is Adolf Farage. How fucking out of touch with reality is this jumped-up little arsehole? Apparently he is "astonished" that Number 10 don't want him as some kind of fucking go-between for them and the US President Elect, Forrest Trumptard. "Astonished" no less.

http://news.sky.com/story/us-election-n ... g-10658191

A bit like Robbie Savage being "astonished" that Arsenal, Real Madrid and the BarcaWhores never got into a bidding war for him. Or Luke Chadwick being "astonished" he never got to have a threesome with Megan Fox and Mila Kunis.

Not fantastic programme but has its funny moments

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... -life-back

Yeah I saw that. Not great, but has it's moments.

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:I am absolutely pissing myself laughing at the deluded self-important little prick that is Adolf Farage. How fucking out of touch with reality is this jumped-up little arsehole? Apparently he is "astonished" that Number 10 don't want him as some kind of fucking go-between for them and the US President Elect, Forrest Trumptard. "Astonished" no less.

http://news.sky.com/story/us-election-n ... g-10658191

A bit like Robbie Savage being "astonished" that Arsenal, Real Madrid and the BarcaWhores never got into a bidding war for him. Or Luke Chadwick being "astonished" he never got to have a threesome with Megan Fox and Mila Kunis.

Not fantastic programme but has its funny moments

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... -life-back

Yeah I saw that. Not great, but has it's moments.

Does highlight what a plum he is though

I love Nigel Farage , he realises its all a fucking game and he plays it for all it's worth .
He's having a field day at everyone elses expense ,fuck me he gets more publicity than the entire labour and conservative party right now !
The media used to take the piss but post brexit no matter how much they spin him and his party of fools he rolls round in shit and comes up smelling of roses !
His time has come but he needs to exit whilst he is on top because it won't last for long !

Christ almighty, Wilson must have family in Oireland!!

The amount of idiotic misinformed arrogant entitled morons they've had on Oirish radio today whining and giving out shite about Trumptard getting elected is not even funny anymore!

"Wah wah I'm never going to America again"

"Wah wah Americans should be ashamed"

"Wah wahhhhh Americans should be made vote again"

It's not your country fuckheads, you have no say in it!!

According to reliable sources his son in law (absolute asshole btw)is giving one or two Republicans a tough time as they try to climb the greasy Trumpole for Top jobs and states that he has the ear of Donald....

The response from Trump was sheer comedy gold...

"Only I know the FINALISTS"


The Apprentice comes to mind ....