The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:22 pm
Arsenal are expected to make a new appointment to their backroom staff this summer but have scrapped the appointment of a director of football after resistance from manager Arsene Wenger. (Evening Standard)


Same Old Groundhog situation then. :roll: :banghead:

Transfer news - previous update (09:00 BST)

Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, fears the Gunners will block him moving to Manchester City - leaving Bayern Munich as the Chile international's only option. (Mirror)


Aaaaah! Sooo We are selling him then - And to think ole wengercunt said that he was staying... :banghead:

The Gunners have been told to pay 55m euros (£48.7m) plus 12m euros (£10.6m) in add-ons if they want to sign Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette, 26. (Daily Telegraph) 


:coffeespit: :coffeespit: Yeah Right as if... :suicide:


#PLEASEFUCKOFFWENGERYOUCUNT.
said months ago if Gazidis gets a good offer from the states he will be gone

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:13 pm
NickF wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:47 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:47 pm
This transfer window is going to be very interesting purely because the club, its cúnt owner, and spineless Board, have all implied that Wenger getting his two year extension is intrinsically tied into an actual "challenge" for the PL title. For that to happen we need to keep Sanchez and Ozil and add 3 or 4 really top class players to the first 11.

The sickening thing is, these cúnts are so brazen they will sell Sanchez and replace him with some piddlingly average Giroud/Welbeck clone... and so many of our fuckpuppet JCL AKB wánker fans will call "$anchez" a "Juda$" and STILL hail Wenger as the right man to manage us. It's all so fucking predictable. :|
Even though the highlighetd bit is in the statements coming out from the club, I don't think it makes the slightest bit of difference. He has gone at least 8 years without really challenging, both shareholders and the sheeple still support him, so I don't really see anything changing. Would love to be wrong and see a full scale rebellion but I just don't see it happening...
Have to agree with Nick on this, no matter what he does or how he acts OGL seems unassailable. I reckon as far as most of the sheep, the board and our Stayaway Owner are concerned he could do anything and get away with it.

I reckon our Free transfer and a few middle of the road wannabees or neverweregonnabees is our lot and it will be the same tired old excuses, we worked night and day 24/8 :roll: but no-one who was the right fit was available and unfortunately Sanchez had to go because of his disruptive nature and outrageous demands :banghead: (No mention of his own outrageous wages though)
Nick, Muzz - that was my fucking point! :lol: :roll: Remember I was one of the few, all the way through the protests and the media speculation, that said nothing would change because Wenger's position was unassailable due to the be-wigged cúnt that owns us (and got slated for being realistic).

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:02 am
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:13 pm
NickF wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:47 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:47 pm
This transfer window is going to be very interesting purely because the club, its cúnt owner, and spineless Board, have all implied that Wenger getting his two year extension is intrinsically tied into an actual "challenge" for the PL title. For that to happen we need to keep Sanchez and Ozil and add 3 or 4 really top class players to the first 11.

The sickening thing is, these cúnts are so brazen they will sell Sanchez and replace him with some piddlingly average Giroud/Welbeck clone... and so many of our fuckpuppet JCL AKB wánker fans will call "$anchez" a "Juda$" and STILL hail Wenger as the right man to manage us. It's all so fucking predictable. :|
Even though the highlighetd bit is in the statements coming out from the club, I don't think it makes the slightest bit of difference. He has gone at least 8 years without really challenging, both shareholders and the sheeple still support him, so I don't really see anything changing. Would love to be wrong and see a full scale rebellion but I just don't see it happening...
Have to agree with Nick on this, no matter what he does or how he acts OGL seems unassailable. I reckon as far as most of the sheep, the board and our Stayaway Owner are concerned he could do anything and get away with it.

I reckon our Free transfer and a few middle of the road wannabees or neverweregonnabees is our lot and it will be the same tired old excuses, we worked night and day 24/8 :roll: but no-one who was the right fit was available and unfortunately Sanchez had to go because of his disruptive nature and outrageous demands :banghead: (No mention of his own outrageous wages though)
Nick, Muzz - that was my fucking point! :lol: :roll: Remember I was one of the few, all the way through the protests and the media speculation, that said nothing would change because Wenger's position was unassailable due to the be-wigged cúnt that owns us (and got slated for being realistic).
You've also banged the drum for le bulbeye still being here in 2025 DB :( sadly I think you're on the money there too :(

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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is working on potential deals for three France internationals as he prepares for some major departures. Monaco's 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe, his 21-year-old team-mate Thomas Lemar and Lyon forward Alexandre Lacazette, 26, are all targets. (Daily Telegraph)

And we're off to a flyer today - that's £200m of players right there.

The emptying of the warchest isn't coming

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:15 am
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is working on potential deals for three France internationals as he prepares for some major departures. Monaco's 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe, his 21-year-old team-mate Thomas Lemar and Lyon forward Alexandre Lacazette, 26, are all targets. (Daily Telegraph)

And we're off to a flyer today - that's £200m of players right there.

The emptying of the warchest isn't coming

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Lionel Messi and Ronaldo also been mentioned.... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: can't wait for the new season!

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More optimism from Le suppoteurs de Arsenne Wenger....
Le trust is strong, I can feel your hate!... :shock: :D

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falkirk goon wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:06 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:02 am
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:13 pm
NickF wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:47 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:47 pm
This transfer window is going to be very interesting purely because the club, its cúnt owner, and spineless Board, have all implied that Wenger getting his two year extension is intrinsically tied into an actual "challenge" for the PL title. For that to happen we need to keep Sanchez and Ozil and add 3 or 4 really top class players to the first 11.

The sickening thing is, these cúnts are so brazen they will sell Sanchez and replace him with some piddlingly average Giroud/Welbeck clone... and so many of our fuckpuppet JCL AKB wánker fans will call "$anchez" a "Juda$" and STILL hail Wenger as the right man to manage us. It's all so fucking predictable. :|
Even though the highlighetd bit is in the statements coming out from the club, I don't think it makes the slightest bit of difference. He has gone at least 8 years without really challenging, both shareholders and the sheeple still support him, so I don't really see anything changing. Would love to be wrong and see a full scale rebellion but I just don't see it happening...
Have to agree with Nick on this, no matter what he does or how he acts OGL seems unassailable. I reckon as far as most of the sheep, the board and our Stayaway Owner are concerned he could do anything and get away with it.

I reckon our Free transfer and a few middle of the road wannabees or neverweregonnabees is our lot and it will be the same tired old excuses, we worked night and day 24/8 :roll: but no-one who was the right fit was available and unfortunately Sanchez had to go because of his disruptive nature and outrageous demands :banghead: (No mention of his own outrageous wages though)
Nick, Muzz - that was my fucking point! :lol: :roll: Remember I was one of the few, all the way through the protests and the media speculation, that said nothing would change because Wenger's position was unassailable due to the be-wigged cúnt that owns us (and got slated for being realistic).
You've also banged the drum for le bulbeye still being here in 2025 DB :( sadly I think you're on the money there too :(
:lol:

What started off as a kind of off-the-cuff outlandish aphorism, has now turned into a sick and very real possibility tbh. :worried:

Jesus, this club will be long dead to me if he does stay until May 2025... :( :|

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DB10GOONER wrote:
:lol:

What started off as a kind of off-the-cuff outlandish aphorism, has now turned into a sick and very real possibility tbh. :worried:

Jesus, this club will be long dead to me if he does stay until May 2025... :( :|

:suicide:
It's only 8 years, don't be all doom and gloom. :D



Although on the other hand he'll still only be 75, so I'm guessing about another decade ( maybe even two ) as Honorary President for Life in the Boardroom beckons...

2035 anyone?
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No, director of football? I don't know what it means," he said last month.

"Is it someone who stands on the road and directs the players left and right? I never understand what it means, director of football.

I'm manager of Arsenal and as long as I am manager I will decide what happens on the technical front. That's it."

:roll:

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It's dead!

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I take it Gazidis will not be attending the rehearsed AISA Question and Answers meeting, what a shame!...

Question 1, What did you mean by...."this summer would be a "catalyst" for change. " :lol:
You leaving the club I suppose!... :lol:

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Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:50 am
No, director of football? I don't know what it means," he said last month.

"Is it someone who stands on the road and directs the players left and right? I never understand what it means, director of football.

I'm manager of Arsenal and as long as I am manager I will decide what happens on the technical front. That's it."

:roll:

True to his word he has won!
Don't waste your breath on this club...
It's dead!
Here's an interesting little nugget from 2007;

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... -my-choice

They have actually edited that page. The original article on that page had no qualification of the role and had Wenger advocating a Director of Football. I know this because I looked it up a few months ago when he came out with that "I don't know what a Director of Football means" shite. :|

Now the club have taken out some of his quotes and added this little qualification; "* It is important to note that no job title has been specified. Therefore the label 'Director of Football' is being used as a blanket term for this type of role.". :oops: :lol:

The actual original quote from Wenger in 2007 was;

"There will definitely be a director of football coming and it will definitely be my choice. That is something I will be looking at soon. At the moment I am doing both jobs - the one that David Dein used to do and my own. I was in a good position before because I would handle the football side and David would do the ugly stuff, the business. Now it's all down to me. It's difficult because that side of it is very time-consuming."

https://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2007/04 ... 0-arsenal/

So he appears to have had no problem understanding what a Director of Football meant back in 2007, but somehow not in 2017. And they actually changed his quote on the fucking website the pathetic bastards! :lol: Our club is run by a shower of lying cúnts to a man. :oops: :roll:

Oh, and I credit arsenal.com as the source of some of the quoted information above. :roll: :blah:

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Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:56 am
I take it Gazidis will not be attending the rehearsed AISA Question and Answers meeting, what a shame!...

Question 1, What did you mean by...."this summer would be a "catalyst" for change. " :lol:
You leaving the club I suppose!... :lol:
Gazidis; "We are looking to change the type of customer that attends footballing events at The Emirates Entertainment Venue". :roll: :censored:

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The club - OUR Club has been stolen from beneath our noses - There are things I now wish upon Wenger, Kroenke and Gazidis that I never thought I would ever do to anyone other than Paedo's etc.

BBC Website:
Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas has said the Gunners can have Lacazette if they sell them France striker Olivier Giroud in a player-plus-cash deal worth £60m.

Oh! Yes PLEASE! You can also have Ramsey, Walcott AND Cech....at no extra cost!.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:18 am
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:50 am
No, director of football? I don't know what it means," he said last month.

"Is it someone who stands on the road and directs the players left and right? I never understand what it means, director of football.

I'm manager of Arsenal and as long as I am manager I will decide what happens on the technical front. That's it."

:roll:

True to his word he has won!
Don't waste your breath on this club...
It's dead!
Here's an interesting little nugget from 2007;

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... -my-choice

They have actually edited that page. The original article on that page had no qualification of the role and had Wenger advocating a Director of Football. I know this because I looked it up a few months ago when he came out with that "I don't know what a Director of Football means" shite. :|

Now the club have taken out some of his quotes and added this little qualification; "* It is important to note that no job title has been specified. Therefore the label 'Director of Football' is being used as a blanket term for this type of role.". :oops: :lol:

The actual original quote from Wenger in 2007 was;

"There will definitely be a director of football coming and it will definitely be my choice. That is something I will be looking at soon. At the moment I am doing both jobs - the one that David Dein used to do and my own. I was in a good position before because I would handle the football side and David would do the ugly stuff, the business. Now it's all down to me. It's difficult because that side of it is very time-consuming."

https://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2007/04 ... 0-arsenal/

So he appears to have had no problem understanding what a Director of Football meant back in 2007, but somehow not in 2017. And they actually changed his quote on the fucking website the pathetic bastards! :lol: Our club is run by a shower of lying cúnts to a man. :oops: :roll:

Oh, and I credit arsenal.com as the source of some of the quoted information above. :roll: :blah:
Not only are they liars and deceptors but they practice the dark art of fraud in their panic not to be caught out!
Shame on them.... :cussing:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:19 am
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:56 am
I take it Gazidis will not be attending the rehearsed AISA Question and Answers meeting, what a shame!...

Question 1, What did you mean by...."this summer would be a "catalyst" for change. " :lol:
You leaving the club I suppose!... :lol:
Gazidis; "We are looking to change the type of customer that attends footballing events at The Emirates Entertainment Venue". :roll: :censored:
Yes I remember that one!
Pay at the door Sonny! :shock:

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