The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:24 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:little ginger prick was on tv every day when i was young
Yeah we had something similar

And it's still going strong on the 'comedy' circuit!!

Isn't taht a picture of Divine that fat gay bloke who used to pretend to sing!????

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:14 am

2735; Boomer, for copying my predictions in the tipper league, then beating me on the goals scored rule. *word censored*.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:32 pm

goonersid wrote:2735; Boomer, for copying my predictions in the tipper league, then beating me on the goals scored rule. c**t.

2736. Anyone that gets beaten by someone copying them.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:25 pm

2737. My Lanlord (and employer) - the house comes with the job....
IS The BIGGEST C U N T I have Ever EVER met.....

(I found and abandoned kitten - in the snow - last December - and took him in - he was on the verge of dying...and asked if it would be okay to keep him - the pompous, arrogant, C U N T of C U N T S said yes, no problem at the time....he has now changed his mind and said my cat 'Gooner' has to go...I am so tempted to just Stab This Feckin' C U N T in the eyes and do time...)..I've not felt this angry in years....

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:28 pm

2738. Animal lovers

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:30 pm

flash gunner wrote:2738. Animal lovers

I Sincerely hope our paths cross in the very near future flash. Prick.

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:41 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:2738. Animal lovers
I Sincerely hope our paths cross in the very near future flash. Prick.

Chill out OBG its all in jest

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:19 pm

2739. Flash - For being an Animal hater!!!

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:22 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:2739. Flash - For being an Animal hater!!!

Suprised and disappointed by OBG's reaction ..... so best off out of this round of cunting

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:29 pm

2740. OneBardGooner - for hurting my pal flash's feelings!!

In all seriousness though, I think OneBard's feelings on the subject were still a bit raw and he probably didn't take as kindly to the joke as he ordinarily would. That's the problem with humour - sometimes whether it's considered funny or not is often not down to the quality of the joke, but purely to the timing.

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:57 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:2740. OneBardGooner - for hurting my pal flash's feelings!!

In all seriousness though, I think OneBard's feelings on the subject were still a bit raw and he probably didn't take as kindly to the joke as he ordinarily would. That's the problem with humour - sometimes whether it's considered funny or not is often not down to the quality of the joke, but purely to the timing.

Fair enough the timing was not there on my part but you threaten to fight someone you have got on well with before over this? Im not so sure

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:41 pm

To be fair flash, you have got the kind of personality that makes people want to give you a slap!!

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:42 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:To be fair flash, you have got the kind of personality that makes people want to give you a slap!!

Youre right recently

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:36 am

flash gunner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:2740. OneBardGooner - for hurting my pal flash's feelings!!

In all seriousness though, I think OneBard's feelings on the subject were still VERY raw and he probably didn't take as kindly to the joke as he ordinarily would. That's the problem with humour - sometimes whether it's considered funny or not is often not down to the quality of the joke, but purely to the timing.
Fair enough the timing was not there on my part but you threaten to fight someone you have got on well with before over this? Im not so sure

I've previously found your posts funny and (occasionally) 'interesting' Flash, and in hindsight I could have reacted/responded differently to your post re: Animal Lovers...However, having just been told that I "have 24 hours to get rid of the cat or you both go" (that means both my job and my home AND hence 'Gooner' the cat)..I was not in a place of humour, and maybe I shouldn't have posted anything, especially as I felt like killing someone (my boss/landlord who really is a C*nt and not in a jokey way)...

Yes: your timing was off
No: I doubt it would ever come to fisticuff's (unless you're related to me boss or you like Denilshyte)..Perhaps I should say ex-boss as I have now told him to shove his job....and although no fisticuffs I would (in the heat of it all) have seriously Cunted you out loud etc...

As far as I'm concerned it's forgotten and no hard feelings - but I'm still not joining your tennis clique.

btw: Even though I now have a month to find a new home and job, BossCUNT has said Gooner still has to go...so I am taking Gooner to an animal sanctuary this afternoon.....they will try and find a home for him but it still Sucks BIG TIME.

Post by **flash gunner** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:50 pm

So youve lost your job, your house and your cat!! What a shit!!!

No hard feelings from me hope you get yourself sorted out soon