Let's all laugh at Chelsea

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I'll be glad to see the back of the cunnt :barscarf:

Didn't he have some clause that said he had to be the Chelsea manager one day? I can't imagine him turning out for another team unless Citeh offer a silly money contract. You'd think he'd be desperate to stay at Chelsea in any capacity, or will he be another of those selfish wankers who refuse to go into coaching. Sky will be lining him up for a punditry role, no doubt.

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Sean wrote:I'll be glad to see the back of the cunnt :barscarf:

Didn't he have some clause that said he had to be the Chelsea manager one day? I can't imagine him turning out for another team unless Citeh offer a silly money contract. You'd think he'd be desperate to stay at Chelsea in any capacity, or will he be another of those selfish wankers who refuse to go into coaching. Sky will be lining him up for a punditry role, no doubt.
Fuck me,can you imagine that dense c*nt trying to sum up a live game,he's fucking dim,he says "erm you know" every sentence.I heard a story from an ex-colleague about an incident with Terry and her brother that never got out,I hated the c*nt even more after that,that club and Terry were made for eachother,

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robbo10 wrote:
Sean wrote:I'll be glad to see the back of the cunnt :barscarf:

Didn't he have some clause that said he had to be the Chelsea manager one day? I can't imagine him turning out for another team unless Citeh offer a silly money contract. You'd think he'd be desperate to stay at Chelsea in any capacity, or will he be another of those selfish wankers who refuse to go into coaching. Sky will be lining him up for a punditry role, no doubt.
Fuck me,can you imagine that dense c*nt trying to sum up a live game,he's fucking dim,he says "erm you know" every sentence.I heard a story from an ex-colleague about an incident with Terry and her brother that never got out,I hated the c*nt even more after that,that club and Terry were made for eachother,
Sky had him on MNF I think the other week. Couldn't believe it when I turned the tv on and saw the c*nt doing "punditry". He was predictably a c*nt.

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John Terry we salute you
tributes will be pouring in from
The people he's beaten up in pubs
Those privileged to have been shown round the training ground for 10 k cash
Teamates whose wife or girlfriend he fucked
Players he has racially abused from other London teams !

F`cuk me it will be a great program,almost as ridiculous as the Stevie G farewell !

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This egotistical :censored: just wants a half year stevie me send off tour. Where all can talk about his last game at this or that place and away fans should bow to his modesty and glory.

Complete :censored:

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i hope they lose in the cup to citeh so we dont have to put up with the press pushing for a john terry final and hopefully we can let him crawl back under the stone he came from.

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Keown's comments on Terry to the BBC today are absolutely choice. Superb stuff from Keown (who was also a far superior defender to Terry, as was Bould)
:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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You never know, the Full Kit Wanker might find his way back to his old club.

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Terry: "I wanted to carry on but with growing anti-immigrant sentiment across Europe and the recent attacks on Swedish and German asylum centres, I thought the opportunity to fulfill my boyhood dream and lead a Neo-Nazi movement was just far too good to miss. It's been increasingly difficult to keep my loyalties to the Far Right under control as I've got older and I just feel that now is the best time to move full time into fire-bombing Indian and Bangladeshi shops, shouting out "Bin Laden" at any Pakistani or Afghan man and bricking the windows of Syrian hostels. Although my political views have had the full backing of the Chelsea fans and staff over the years, I would like to move on to pastures newer and whiter."

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Herd wrote:John Terry we salute you
tributes will be pouring in from
The people he's beaten up in pubs
Those privileged to have been shown round the training ground for 10 k cash
Teamates whose wife or girlfriend he fucked
Players he has racially abused from other London teams !

F`cuk me it will be a great program,almost as ridiculous as the Stevie G farewell !
Post of the year! :mrgreen:

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Ikechukwu1 wrote:Keown's comments on Terry to the BBC today are absolutely choice. Superb stuff from Keown (who was also a far superior defender to Terry, as was Bould)
:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

What did he say?

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The Full Kit Wanker called Chelsea's bluff and the have told him to sling his hook. He got an absolutely absurd contract when City were making eyes at him and probably wanted parity with that, if not another hike.

Odious bastard is odious.

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Ikechukwu1 wrote:Keown's comments on Terry to the BBC today are absolutely choice. Superb stuff from Keown (who was also a far superior defender to Terry, as was Bould)
:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

What did he say?
http://www.the42.ie/martin-keown-comfor ... 0-Feb2016/

I’ve never been his biggest fan,” Keown told the Daily Mail. ”Chelsea need to change and bring in fresh blood. Maybe they need to remove any obstacles.

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Nice one "BOB" love the rash with a passion !

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rodders999 wrote:
Redarmy wrote:Mourinho sacked, whats the betting Pep arriving at the Bridge, and Mourinho going to Old trafford
Bobby Charlton and the other old school board members at United blocked any advances to Maureen after the stunts he pulled at Madrid. They're not going to touch the toxic *word censored* with a barge pole with all the shit that's gone down this season. Fuck him. I'm delighted.

Think you got that one wrong.... Ferguson still has a big say

Anyway Mournho in talks with Man Utd, looks like it will happen

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