The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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OneBardGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:2740. OneBardGooner - for hurting my pal flash's feelings!! :evil: :evil: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

In all seriousness though, I think OneBard's feelings on the subject were still VERY raw and he probably didn't take as kindly to the joke as he ordinarily would. That's the problem with humour - sometimes whether it's considered funny or not is often not down to the quality of the joke, but purely to the timing.
Fair enough the timing was not there on my part but you threaten to fight someone you have got on well with before over this? Im not so sure
I've previously found your posts funny and (occasionally) 'interesting' Flash, and in hindsight I could have reacted/responded differently to your post re: Animal Lovers...However, having just been told that I "have 24 hours to get rid of the cat or you both go" (that means both my job and my home AND hence 'Gooner' the cat)..I was not in a place of humour, and maybe I shouldn't have posted anything, especially as I felt like killing someone (my boss/landlord who really is a C*nt and not in a jokey way)...

Yes: your timing was off
No: I doubt it would ever come to fisticuff's (unless you're related to me boss or you like Denilshyte)..Perhaps I should say ex-boss as I have now told him to shove his job....and although no fisticuffs I would (in the heat of it all) have seriously Cunted you out loud etc...

As far as I'm concerned it's forgotten and no hard feelings - but I'm still not joining your tennis clique.

btw: Even though I now have a month to find a new home and job, BossCUNT has said Gooner still has to go...so I am taking Gooner to an animal sanctuary this afternoon.....they will try and find a home for him but it still Sucks BIG TIME. :cry:
Jaysus, what a piece of subhuman filth your ex-boss/landlord is! :evil:

Onebard mate - you need to invite a crowd of drunk as fuck winos in on your last night in the gaff and tell them to shit everywhere. Feed them some booze laced with laxative, move your belongings out and lock the winos in after you leave. Teach your crunt ex-boss/landlord a fucking lesson he won't forget. :evil:

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2741. Americans (Yes, all of them :lol: ).

Because they are incapable of coping with subtitled programmes and films - and feel the need to re-make them in American.

:awnker:

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:popcorn:

How the actual fuck has the *word censored* thread been turned into a thread like this? :lol: :lol:

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SWLGooner wrote::popcorn:

How the actual fuck has the c**t thread been turned into a thread like this? :lol: :lol:
All my fault again :oops: :wink:

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marcengels wrote:2741. Americans (Yes, all of them :lol: ).

Because they are incapable of coping with subtitled programmes and films - and feel the need to re-make them in American.

:awnker:
which film annoyed you now :?:


edit

just saw your post on the tv thread.

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flash gunner wrote: All my fault again
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't say this often... But **** may have been right!

only joking flash, you're sound[\size]

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2742. 'arry redcrap

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2743


monkey man diving *word censored* bale :twisted:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:2740. OneBardGooner - for hurting my pal flash's feelings!! :evil: :evil: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

In all seriousness though, I think OneBard's feelings on the subject were still VERY raw and he probably didn't take as kindly to the joke as he ordinarily would. That's the problem with humour - sometimes whether it's considered funny or not is often not down to the quality of the joke, but purely to the timing.
Fair enough the timing was not there on my part but you threaten to fight someone you have got on well with before over this? Im not so sure
I've previously found your posts funny and (occasionally) 'interesting' Flash, and in hindsight I could have reacted/responded differently to your post re: Animal Lovers...However, having just been told that I "have 24 hours to get rid of the cat or you both go" (that means both my job and my home AND hence 'Gooner' the cat)..I was not in a place of humour, and maybe I shouldn't have posted anything, especially as I felt like killing someone (my boss/landlord who really is a C*nt and not in a jokey way)...

Yes: your timing was off
No: I doubt it would ever come to fisticuff's (unless you're related to me boss or you like Denilshyte)..Perhaps I should say ex-boss as I have now told him to shove his job....and although no fisticuffs I would (in the heat of it all) have seriously Cunted you out loud etc...

As far as I'm concerned it's forgotten and no hard feelings - but I'm still not joining your tennis clique.

btw: Even though I now have a month to find a new home and job, BossCUNT has said Gooner still has to go...so I am taking Gooner to an animal sanctuary this afternoon.....they will try and find a home for him but it still Sucks BIG TIME. :cry:
Your employer/landlord is a *word censored* of the highest order, I really hope he gets his big time... hope you're alright mate... really sorry to hear to read this news..???

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2744. OBG's landlord & boss :twisted:



(You're not a hooker, are you OBG? :shock: :wink: )

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marcengels wrote:2744. OBG's landlord & boss :twisted:



(You're not a hooker, are you OBG? :shock: :wink: )
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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marcengels wrote:2744. OBG's landlord & boss :twisted:



(You're not a hooker, are you OBG? :shock: :wink: )
Well I'm sure if he was the landlord wouldn't have minded some extra pussy in the flat.

How's my timing? :lol: :oops: :lol:

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Number 5 wrote:
marcengels wrote:2744. OBG's landlord & boss :twisted:



(You're not a hooker, are you OBG? :shock: :wink: )
Well I'm sure if he was the landlord wouldn't have minded some extra pussy in the flat.

How's my timing? :lol: :oops: :lol:
:lol:

It's not purrrrrfect

:oops: :oops: :wink:

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marcengels wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
marcengels wrote:2744. OBG's landlord & boss :twisted:



(You're not a hooker, are you OBG? :shock: :wink: )
Well I'm sure if he was the landlord wouldn't have minded some extra pussy in the flat.

How's my timing? :lol: :oops: :lol:
:lol:

It's not purrrrrfect

:oops: :oops: :wink:
My bad, I'm sure OBG is still not feline great about the whole thing. :oops:


Enter Hlebby.

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:worried: :worried: :worried:

Not the time or the place - especially when someone is within a whisker of losing their home!! :oops: :oops: (sorry OBG. :oops:) :wink: :lol: :wink:

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