The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

1989 · Post by **1989** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:02 am

2773 - Wenger's nose

It's massive

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:32 am

2774. ****'s cock... Oh, hang on, wait.

Well, Wenger, I guess :lol: :lol:

simonthenorthengooner · Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:49 am

2775

Flapianski (Fabianski)

AA23Northbank · Post by **AA23Northbank** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:35 pm

2776. Hate to say this, but Arsene Wenger

1989 · Post by **1989** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:47 am

2777 - Wenger JUST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FUCK OFF

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:52 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:2740. OneBardGooner - for hurting my pal flash's feelings!!

In all seriousness though, I think OneBard's feelings on the subject were still VERY raw and he probably didn't take as kindly to the joke as he ordinarily would. That's the problem with humour - sometimes whether it's considered funny or not is often not down to the quality of the joke, but purely to the timing.
Fair enough the timing was not there on my part but you threaten to fight someone you have got on well with before over this? Im not so sure
I've previously found your posts funny and (occasionally) 'interesting' Flash, and in hindsight I could have reacted/responded differently to your post re: Animal Lovers...However, having just been told that I "have 24 hours to get rid of the cat or you both go" (that means both my job and my home AND hence 'Gooner' the cat)..I was not in a place of humour, and maybe I shouldn't have posted anything, especially as I felt like killing someone (my boss/landlord who really is a C*nt and not in a jokey way)...

Yes: your timing was off
No: I doubt it would ever come to fisticuff's (unless you're related to me boss or you like Denilshyte)..Perhaps I should say ex-boss as I have now told him to shove his job....and although no fisticuffs I would (in the heat of it all) have seriously Cunted you out loud etc...

As far as I'm concerned it's forgotten and no hard feelings - but I'm still not joining your tennis clique.

btw: Even though I now have a month to find a new home and job, BossCUNT has said Gooner still has to go...so I am taking Gooner to an animal sanctuary this afternoon.....they will try and find a home for him but it still Sucks BIG TIME.
Jaysus, what a piece of subhuman filth your ex-boss/landlord is!

Onebard mate - you need to invite a crowd of drunk as fuck winos in on your last night in the gaff and tell them to shit everywhere. Feed them some booze laced with laxative, move your belongings out and lock the winos in after you leave. Teach your crunt ex-boss/landlord a fucking lesson he won't forget.

Thanks for the Most Excellent idea DB

.......Yes, I do have a little something planned for when I have left, but will need to do it so that it doesn't come back on me.....and I am a firm believer that "Revenege Is A Dish Best Served Cold"....The person who gave me the 'ultimatum' is the son of the real boss (who is convalescing after major heart surgery) so I don't want to contact/bother him, but let's just say - when my little plan comes together - his son a spoilt rich aristo will be lucky to get away with 6 years in gaol...I have al the dirt and I shall serve it up at the right moment...and of course I shall also invite some drunk metho vagrants around for a free evening of scrumpified wine and pure alchohol laced with laxatives...

- I haven't found anywhere/new job yet, but I'm sure something will come along....

btw: Thank -You to those who wished me well, it IS appreciated.

Now back to business (yes I have a lot of cunting to catch up on)

2778: Clichy
2779:almunia
2780: denilson
2781; eboue
2782: bendtner
2783: fabianski
2784: rosicky

(You are ALL dead weight to our team and club and can ALL Fuck Off NOW!)

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:55 pm

2785. brazilianGooner

Post by **HashKads** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:11 pm

2786. Balotelli, what a complete and utter *word censored*.

City driven mad by Balotelli's parking fines

http://sport.uk.msn.com/football/news/a ... =157174896

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:16 pm

2787...SARAH BEENEYS HUSBAND

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:24 pm

kingjayson1 wrote:2786. Balotelli, what a complete and utter c**t.

City driven mad by Balotelli's parking fines

http://sport.uk.msn.com/football/news/a ... =157174896

2788. Jayson, because you still would :lol:

Post by **flash gunner** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:10 am

2789. Ronnie O'Sullivan....... Stop going on and on about how you might quit snooker and youre not happy with this and that. A talented cunt of a man who doesnt know how lucky he is not to be slogging away in a shit job like the rest of us :awnker:

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:21 pm

permission to rename this thread-

"The "Why you little *word censored* pussy" thread

Post by **flash gunner** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:45 pm

Nice sig. H.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:27 am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... bayor.html

2790 adebuywhore - a *word censored* forevermore

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:49 pm

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:permission to rename this thread-

"The "Why you little c**t pussy" thread

Denied!!!

2791. Henry Norris 1913 for wanting to change the name of this thread to something stupid when you can't get stupider than Eboue!!!