Bendtner; The Leg-end

littlefire · Post by **littlefire** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:26 pm

Poor old Bendy...

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:58 pm

I couldnt give a fuck about Bendtner tomorrow- we've got our saviour and his name is Martin O'Neill. Nevermind Champions League clubs, Nick can pick his game up if he wants to be part of our recovery- he's good enough, but he needs to start showing it or we'll get rid of him lke we did Cisse and Bent, who ultimately werent good enough. The bar has been raised, jump it Bendy lad.

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:55 pm

Ah..........he can't jump.......or shoot.......or control a ball........or run faster than a speeding maggot..........oh well, he's fucked!!

Nos89 · Post by **Nos89** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:15 am

safcftm wrote:I couldnt give a fuck about Bendtner tomorrow- we've got our saviour and his name is Martin O'Neill. Nevermind Champions League clubs, Nick can pick his game up if he wants to be part of our recovery- he's good enough, but he needs to start showing it or we'll get rid of him lke we did Cisse and Bent, who ultimately werent good enough. The bar has been raised, jump it Bendy lad.

You just know his first signing is going to be Emile Heskey. That should solve the goalscoring problems

rodders999 · Post by **rodders999** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:27 am

Bender and Toilet Heskey up front together?? Now that would be some sight. There would be more potency in a limp cock than with them two *word censored*.

1989 · Post by **1989** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:50 am

rodders999 wrote:Bender and Toilet Heskey up front together?? Now that would be some sight. There would be more potency in a limp cock than with them two c**ts.

Just need Chamakh thrown in there to complete the perfect three-pronged forward line.

Revgoon89 · Post by **Revgoon89** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:15 pm

1989 wrote:
rodders999 wrote:Bender and Toilet Heskey up front together?? Now that would be some sight. There would be more potency in a limp cock than with them two c**ts.

Just need Chamakh thrown in there to complete the perfect three-pronged forward line.

Well, Chamakh would be in paradise then.

augie · Post by **augie** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:48 pm

Those of you proclaiming billy box bollox bendtner to be a much better option than chamakh or park would do well to watch this game - putting it bluntly the guy is still absolutely shite

In theory you would think that the *word censored* would be ideal for o'neill what with him being a long plank but the reality is, as I have said before, the *word censored* wins fcuk all headers and is not in the area when the dangerous crosses come in cos he is too busy being a platini like playmaker out in midfield

If o'neill keeps him until end of season then we will be lucky but first chance he gets he will get shot of him so am afraid that will be one less suitor for the 2 goal striker next summer

On seperate issue that cattermole is some brainless plank - that booking was stupidity on a song scale

Supagoon · Post by **Supagoon** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:55 pm

augie wrote:Those of you proclaiming billy box bollox bendtner to be a much better option than chamakh or park would do well to watch this game - putting it bluntly the guy is still absolutely shite In theory you would think that the c**t would be ideal for o'neill what with him being a long plank but the reality is, as I have said before, the c**t wins fcuk all headers and is not in the area when the dangerous crosses come in cos he is too busy being a platini like playmaker out in midfield If o'neill keeps him until end of season then we will be lucky but first chance he gets he will get shot of him so am afraid that will be one less suitor for the 2 goal striker next summer

On seperate issue that cattermole is some brainless plank - that booking was stupidity on a song scale

augie i couldn't agree more!

Bendtner is useless and has always been, how after the birmingham loan he didnt join larsson i'll never know. WTF do people see in him?? He drops deep like he is going to be creative when in fact is useless

.Useless in his 'rightful positon' as a no 9 too.

RVP is the only striker we have and we must get another one.

lol i just noticed your platini remark

, i was thinking the same : . Its hillarious, its like 'alright lads give me the ball and ill make something happpen'.

Bendtner shows Postive Mental Attitude can get you far in life, because he really isn't that good.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:01 pm

augie wrote:Those of you proclaiming billy box bollox bendtner to be a much better option than chamakh or park would do well to watch this game - putting it bluntly the guy is still absolutely shite In theory you would think that the c**t would be ideal for o'neill what with him being a long plank but the reality is, as I have said before, the c**t wins fcuk all headers and is not in the area when the dangerous crosses come in cos he is too busy being a platini like playmaker out in midfield If o'neill keeps him until end of season then we will be lucky but first chance he gets he will get shot of him so am afraid that will be one less suitor for the 2 goal striker next summer

On seperate issue that cattermole is some brainless plank - that booking was stupidity on a song scale

Basically exactly like Chamakh then ! What the fuck was the useless plodder doing when that cross was fired in right at the end of the City game in the Beer Cup. I suppose it would have messed up his greasy locks to have thrown himself at the fucking thing and try and save the tie.

Bendtner is certainly no world beater, but at least he might contribute something in linking up the play. Chamakh literally does nothing. Anyway, this is like an Almunia v Fabianski debate. Neither of them are good enough for the Arsenal first team, end of.

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:01 pm

Was about to post something similar, the guy has been absolute horse shit in this game. Strolling around without a care in the world.

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:05 pm

LOL

As the game was about to restart Jamie Redknapp was asked how sunderland could change it and the bloke didnt have a fucking scooby who they had on the bench so some techy shoved the sunderland bench on the screen. Redknapp then proceeded to suggest bringing on Gardner because that was a name he recognised

Seriously, he gets paid for this

augie · Post by **augie** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:07 pm

Bendtner

What a fcuking miss

IrishGunner · Post by **IrishGunner** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:12 pm

That was a pretty nice bit of football there by bendtner have to say

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:13 pm

IrishGunner wrote:That was a pretty nice bit of football there by bendtner have to say

fluked