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SteveO 35 wrote:Arsenal are set to move for Manchester United winger Nani. The Portuguese, 26, has not played since the start of November and there has been no progress on an extension to his contract, which expires in 2014.
Full story: Daily Mail

Would be nice of us to take another of Fergie's rejects off his hands. Waiting till the Summer when we make a move for Scholes and Giggs
Heard this too this morning :lol:

lampard, nani and Henry would be a great transfer window for us :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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SteveO 35 wrote:Arsenal are set to move for Manchester United winger Nani. The Portuguese, 26, has not played since the start of November and there has been no progress on an extension to his contract, which expires in 2014.
Full story: Daily Mail

Would be nice of us to take another of Fergie's rejects off his hands. Waiting till the Summer when we make a move for Scholes and Giggs
Seriously just fuck off you diving pubic haired kúnt (Nani, not SteveO - but then, if the shirt fits... :wink: )

This ridiculous tippy tappy show pony would add fucking nothing to us. A perfect Arsene Wenger signing so... :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Arsenal are set to move for Manchester United winger Nani. The Portuguese, 26, has not played since the start of November and there has been no progress on an extension to his contract, which expires in 2014.
Full story: Daily Mail

Would be nice of us to take another of Fergie's rejects off his hands. Waiting till the Summer when we make a move for Scholes and Giggs
Seriously just fuck off you diving pubic haired kúnt (Nani, not SteveO - but then, if the shirt fits... :wink: )

This ridiculous tippy tappy show pony would add fucking nothing to us. A perfect Arsene Wenger signing so... :roll:
Agreed - but people still want fucking Wilfried Zaha, the biggest sodding tippy tappy showpony of the bloody lot and we'll end up spending £15m+ on the fella

One Arsene Wenger, there's only one Arsene Wenger

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SteveO 35 wrote:Arsenal are set to move for Manchester United winger Nani. The Portuguese, 26, has not played since the start of November and there has been no progress on an extension to his contract, which expires in 2014.
Full story: Daily Mail

Would be nice of us to take another of Fergie's rejects off his hands. Waiting till the Summer when we make a move for Scholes and Giggs
NO, NO, FUCKING NO!!

I'd rather eat syphilis ridden bollocks for a week then see this useless Ronaldo wannabe pull on the red and white!

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Isn't Mickey Silvestre also available on a free this window?

I love January !

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SteveO 35 wrote:Isn't Mickey Silvestre also available on a free this window?

I love January !
:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Arsenal are set to move for Manchester United winger Nani. The Portuguese, 26, has not played since the start of November and there has been no progress on an extension to his contract, which expires in 2014.
Full story: Daily Mail

Would be nice of us to take another of Fergie's rejects off his hands. Waiting till the Summer when we make a move for Scholes and Giggs
NO, NO, FUCKING NO!!

I'd rather eat syphilis ridden bollocks for a week!
This was what you originally wanted to type, wasn't it? :shock:


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DB10GOONER wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Arsenal are set to move for Manchester United winger Nani. The Portuguese, 26, has not played since the start of November and there has been no progress on an extension to his contract, which expires in 2014.
Full story: Daily Mail

Would be nice of us to take another of Fergie's rejects off his hands. Waiting till the Summer when we make a move for Scholes and Giggs
NO, NO, FUCKING NO!!

I'd rather eat syphilis ridden bollocks for a week!
This was what you originally wanted to type, wasn't it? :shock:

:-P :wink:
Well, I had to wait for the right moment to post it :barscarf: :lol:

It could even reappear if we are genuinely transfer linked to re-signed ol' burn victim face Sylvestre :barscarf: :banghead:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Arsenal are set to move for Manchester United winger Nani. The Portuguese, 26, has not played since the start of November and there has been no progress on an extension to his contract, which expires in 2014.
Full story: Daily Mail

Would be nice of us to take another of Fergie's rejects off his hands. Waiting till the Summer when we make a move for Scholes and Giggs
NO, NO, FUCKING NO!!

I'd rather eat syphilis ridden bollocks for a week!
This was what you originally wanted to type, wasn't it? :shock:

:-P :wink:
Well, I had to wait for the right moment to post it :barscarf: :lol:

It could even reappear if we are genuinely transfer linked to re-signed ok' burn victim Sylvestre :barscarf: :banghead:
:lol:

I'll actually be more shocked if Wenger doesn't re-sign the mid-op transexual! :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Arsenal are set to move for Manchester United winger Nani. The Portuguese, 26, has not played since the start of November and there has been no progress on an extension to his contract, which expires in 2014.
Full story: Daily Mail

Would be nice of us to take another of Fergie's rejects off his hands. Waiting till the Summer when we make a move for Scholes and Giggs
NO, NO, FUCKING NO!!

I'd rather eat syphilis ridden bollocks for a week!
This was what you originally wanted to type, wasn't it? :shock:

:-P :wink:
Well, I had to wait for the right moment to post it :barscarf: :lol:

It could even reappear if we are genuinely transfer linked to re-signed ok' burn victim Sylvestre :barscarf: :banghead:
:lol:

I'll actually be more shocked if Wenger doesn't re-sign the mid-op transexual! :wink:
It wouldn't surprise me if Shylock is trying to get one over on Fergie by trying to convince Ole Gunnar Solskjaer out of management :roll: :barscarf:

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Transfer rumours are like girls in a school disco..there are those that excite you but you know you there is no hope of ever happening for you because basically you are a spotty little kid (but you can still dream) .There are those you would accept because you have no right for higher ambition and there are those that repulse you but you probably will end up with because no one else wants you.. Nani is three or four steps below the lowest of those three. How anyone can even think up the story let alone believe it will happen is scarey...and what's more scarey is that it may well happen.

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Bradywasking wrote:Transfer rumours are like girls in a school disco..there are those that excite you but you know you there is no hope of ever happening for you because basically you are a spotty little kid (but you can still dream) .There are those you would accept because you have no right for higher ambition and there are those that repulse you but you probably will end up with because no one else wants you.. Nani is three or four steps below the lowest of those three. How anyone can even think up the story let alone believe it will happen is scarey...and what's more scarey is that it may well happen.
So basically Nani is the 3am pissed as fuck ride up against the chip shop wall? :rubchin:


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DB10GOONER wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:Transfer rumours are like girls in a school disco..there are those that excite you but you know you there is no hope of ever happening for you because basically you are a spotty little kid (but you can still dream) .There are those you would accept because you have no right for higher ambition and there are those that repulse you but you probably will end up with because no one else wants you.. Nani is three or four steps below the lowest of those three. How anyone can even think up the story let alone believe it will happen is scarey...and what's more scarey is that it may well happen.
So basically Nani is the 3am pissed as fuck ride up against the chip shop wall? :rubchin:


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No in your case that's brazilianGooner :-P :wink:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:Transfer rumours are like girls in a school disco..there are those that excite you but you know you there is no hope of ever happening for you because basically you are a spotty little kid (but you can still dream) .There are those you would accept because you have no right for higher ambition and there are those that repulse you but you probably will end up with because no one else wants you.. Nani is three or four steps below the lowest of those three. How anyone can even think up the story let alone believe it will happen is scarey...and what's more scarey is that it may well happen.
So basically Nani is the 3am pissed as fuck ride up against the chip shop wall? :rubchin:


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No in your case that's brazilianGooner :-P :wink:
:lol:

But no, I draw the line at ladyboys. Or dwarves. Or gingers. 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:Transfer rumours are like girls in a school disco..there are those that excite you but you know you there is no hope of ever happening for you because basically you are a spotty little kid (but you can still dream) .There are those you would accept because you have no right for higher ambition and there are those that repulse you but you probably will end up with because no one else wants you.. Nani is three or four steps below the lowest of those three. How anyone can even think up the story let alone believe it will happen is scarey...and what's more scarey is that it may well happen.
So basically Nani is the 3am pissed as fuck ride up against the chip shop wall? :rubchin:


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No in your case that's brazilianGooner :-P :wink:
:lol:

But no, I draw the line at ladyboys. Or dwarves. Or gingers. 8)
Is that a line on a wall to indicate height? If so that's below the belt...or is it? :rubchin: :wink:

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