It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
skizz_b wrote:so the Mrs is rather unwell at the moment, has been since she got a flight home from her holiday last week. been to A&E twice in the space of 4 days, they thought it was DVT first and more recently meningitis. long story short she feels like shit and they can't work out what's wrong with her
Sorry to hear that skizz, hope she gets better very soon, best wishes to you both.
skizz_b wrote:off to tenerife for my stag tomorrow. if I don't come back in one piece write WENGER OUT on my headstone.
If you don't come back in one piece wouldn't that be headstoneS
Have a great stag do skizz, I am taking the good wife to Turkey for a couple of weeks at the end of May in celebration that she is now well and even moaning like the good old days
great to hear lefty, i'll be off on honeymoon to mexico around that time. planning on doing an America, raping them of their natural (Tequila) resources and fucking off
skizz_b wrote:great to hear lefty, i'll be off on honeymoon to mexico around that time. planning on doing an America, raping them of their natural (Tequila) resources and fucking off
Nice one, been to Mexico a couple of times, last time was 2 years ago, love it there, some of the tequila is quality, you can get some nice cigars too at really good prices
LDB wrote:Got married a few weeks back and got personally signed messages from Perry Groves and Arsene Wenger
Perry advised us to wait for the morning after to consummate, advice heeded
I can only imagine if you followed Wenger's sexual tactical advice you would have started in a cavalier fashion and soon found yourself bound, gagged, sitting on an enormous butt-plug with high-voltage clips hooked up to your nipples.