The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

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skizz_b wrote:so the Mrs is rather unwell at the moment, has been since she got a flight home from her holiday last week. been to A&E twice in the space of 4 days, they thought it was DVT first and more recently meningitis. long story short she feels like shit and they can't work out what's wrong with her :banghead:

Sorry to hear that skizz, hope she gets better very soon, best wishes to you both.

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skizz_b wrote:cheers DB. she's alright in herself, complained about the mess I left after getting ready for work this morning so she must be OK. 8) :lol:
Best wishes to you both.

She must be on the road to recovery if she is back on moaning mode :)

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cheers lads :barscarf:

today she saw a picture of the villa we're off to for my stag and asked how on earth we afforded it, so again - small steps on the road to recovery 8)

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Right now the Mrs is sorted and back on her feet, back to more important things - did McDowell ever get his Toshiba TV fixed?

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skizz_b wrote:Right now the Mrs is sorted and back on her feet, back to more important things - did McDowell ever get his Toshiba TV fixed?
Good stuff skizz, :D

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skizz_b wrote:Right now the Mrs is sorted and back on her feet, back to more important things - did McDowell ever get his Toshiba TV fixed?

Good to hear Skizz.
Best wishes to you both pal

WENGER OUT

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off to tenerife for my stag tomorrow. if I don't come back in one piece write WENGER OUT on my headstone. :barscarf:

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skizz_b wrote:off to tenerife for my stag tomorrow. if I don't come back in one piece write WENGER OUT on my headstone. :barscarf:

If you don't come back in one piece wouldn't that be headstoneS :shock: :lol:

Have a great stag do skizz, I am taking the good wife to Turkey for a couple of weeks at the end of May in celebration that she is now well and even moaning like the good old days :roll: :lol:

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great to hear lefty, i'll be off on honeymoon to mexico around that time. planning on doing an America, raping them of their natural (Tequila) resources and fucking off :barscarf:

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skizz_b wrote:great to hear lefty, i'll be off on honeymoon to mexico around that time. planning on doing an America, raping them of their natural (Tequila) resources and fucking off :barscarf:
Nice one, been to Mexico a couple of times, last time was 2 years ago, love it there, some of the tequila is quality, you can get some nice cigars too at really good prices 8)

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skizz_b wrote:off to tenerife for my stag tomorrow. if I don't come back in one piece write WENGER OUT on my headstone. :barscarf:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Be safe mate! :barscarf:

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Came back from the stag STD-free and with only a stab wound to the foot a lasting scar. Decent! 8)

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Got married a few weeks back and got personally signed messages from Perry Groves and Arsene Wenger :barscarf:

Perry advised us to wait for the morning after to consummate, advice heeded 8) :barscarf:

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LDB wrote:Got married a few weeks back and got personally signed messages from Perry Groves and Arsene Wenger :barscarf:

Perry advised us to wait for the morning after to consummate, advice heeded 8) :barscarf:
I can only imagine if you followed Wenger's sexual tactical advice you would have started in a cavalier fashion and soon found yourself bound, gagged, sitting on an enormous butt-plug with high-voltage clips hooked up to your nipples.

Unless that was the plan all along? :barscarf:

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skizz_b wrote:Came back from the stag STD-free and with only a stab wound to the foot a lasting scar. Decent! 8)
:lol: good effort mate

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