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skizz_b wrote:so the Mrs is rather unwell at the moment, has been since she got a flight home from her holiday last week. been to A&E twice in the space of 4 days, they thought it was DVT first and more recently meningitis. long story short she feels like shit and they can't work out what's wrong with her
Best wishes to you both.skizz_b wrote:cheers DB. she's alright in herself, complained about the mess I left after getting ready for work this morning so she must be OK.
Good stuff skizz,skizz_b wrote:Right now the Mrs is sorted and back on her feet, back to more important things - did McDowell ever get his Toshiba TV fixed?
skizz_b wrote:Right now the Mrs is sorted and back on her feet, back to more important things - did McDowell ever get his Toshiba TV fixed?
skizz_b wrote:off to tenerife for my stag tomorrow. if I don't come back in one piece write WENGER OUT on my headstone.
Nice one, been to Mexico a couple of times, last time was 2 years ago, love it there, some of the tequila is quality, you can get some nice cigars too at really good pricesskizz_b wrote:great to hear lefty, i'll be off on honeymoon to mexico around that time. planning on doing an America, raping them of their natural (Tequila) resources and fucking off
skizz_b wrote:off to tenerife for my stag tomorrow. if I don't come back in one piece write WENGER OUT on my headstone.
I can only imagine if you followed Wenger's sexual tactical advice you would have started in a cavalier fashion and soon found yourself bound, gagged, sitting on an enormous butt-plug with high-voltage clips hooked up to your nipples.LDB wrote:Got married a few weeks back and got personally signed messages from Perry Groves and Arsene Wenger
Perry advised us to wait for the morning after to consummate, advice heeded
skizz_b wrote:Came back from the stag STD-free and with only a stab wound to the foot a lasting scar. Decent!
good effort mate