The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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storrmin571 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:5065 Dirty nappies :ewwwww: :horseshite:
Does that mean the "Twins" have arrived mate??? :barscarf: if so Congrats :high5:


oh and say goodbye to your life...sleep, sex, and anything else you can think of that you used to enjoy! :wink:

Seriously though...well yes, all of the above...but having children/kids are the greatest thing we can ever know...even though they turn around even after having had you pay their entire uni fee's...to tell you to go fuck yerself.... :banghead: :?

They've arrived, need to go on a hazmat course just to get used to the smell from those dirty bombs

:lol: :lol: :lol: What are you calling them Stormmin?

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Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.

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storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
Excellent and Beautiful names mate - well done...and Congrats again. :barscarf:

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Congrats mate hope the chaos has started :wink:

Life truly will never be the same again :barscarf:

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Chaos isnt the name it's a bloody destruction derby. Thanks both

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Congrats Storrmin on the arrivals :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Now back to the topic, ah yes....

5065 Chelsea fans
5066 John Terry

What a load of *word censored*

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5067. Pascal Cygan (the original one) Because of him they had to get the paramedics to re-start my heart.... :roll: :D :wink:

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storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them *word censored* though :shock: :wink:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them c**ts though :shock: :wink:
They were going to mothercare doorstep at 0400 this morning :?

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storrmin571 wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them c**ts though :shock: :wink:
They were going to mothercare doorstep at 0400 this morning :?
:lol:

You poor fucker

pm uncle Flash* and ill give you some tips (especially with colic) if you need them

*not a pervy type of uncle either :roll: :oops: :lol:

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Sorry but the words 'Flash', 'Uncle' and 'Perv' in the same sentence say it all mate! :shock: :D :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:Sorry but the words 'Flash', 'Uncle' and 'Perv' in the same sentence say it all mate! :shock: :D :wink:
5068. OneBardGooner :x

:wink: :lol:

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flash gunner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Sorry but the words 'Flash', 'Uncle' and 'Perv' in the same sentence say it all mate! :shock: :D :wink:
5068. OneBardGooner :x

:wink: :lol:
:D :D :lol:

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5069. fwank. For trying to make out he is taller than me.

As if!! :roll: :D :wink:

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