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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:26 pm
by OneBardGooner
storrmin571 wrote:OneBardGooner wrote:storrmin571 wrote:5065 Dirty nappies

Does that mean the "Twins" have arrived mate???

if so Congrats
oh and say goodbye to your life...sleep, sex, and anything else you can think of that you used to enjoy!
Seriously though...well yes, all of the above...but having children/kids are the greatest thing we can ever know...even though they turn around even after having had you pay their entire uni fee's...to tell you to go fuck yerself....

They've arrived, need to go on a hazmat course just to get used to the smell from those dirty bombs

What are you calling them Stormmin?
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:11 pm
by storrmin571
Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:14 pm
by OneBardGooner
storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
Excellent and Beautiful names mate - well done...and Congrats again.

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:05 am
by flash gunner
Congrats mate hope the chaos has started
Life truly will never be the same again

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:21 am
by storrmin571
Chaos isnt the name it's a bloody destruction derby. Thanks both
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:47 pm
by Pascal Cygan AFC Legend
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:48 pm
by Pascal Cygan AFC Legend
Now back to the topic, ah yes....
5065 Chelsea fans
5066 John Terry
What a load of *word censored*
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:36 pm
by OneBardGooner
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:51 am
by Henry Norris 1913
storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them *word censored* though

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:28 am
by storrmin571
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them c**ts though

They were going to mothercare doorstep at 0400 this morning

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:35 am
by flash gunner
storrmin571 wrote:Henry Norris 1913 wrote:storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them c**ts though

They were going to mothercare doorstep at 0400 this morning

You poor fucker
pm uncle Flash* and ill give you some tips (especially with colic) if you need them
*not a pervy type of uncle either

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:51 pm
by OneBardGooner
Sorry but the words
'Flash', 'Uncle' and
'Perv' in the same sentence say it all mate!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:55 pm
by flash gunner
OneBardGooner wrote:Sorry but the words
'Flash', 'Uncle' and
'Perv' in the same sentence say it all mate!

5068. OneBardGooner

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:01 pm
by OneBardGooner
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:02 pm
by OneBardGooner
5069. fwank. For trying to make out he is taller than me.
As if!!
