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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:26 pm
by OneBardGooner
storrmin571 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:5065 Dirty nappies :ewwwww: :horseshite:
Does that mean the "Twins" have arrived mate??? :barscarf: if so Congrats :high5:


oh and say goodbye to your life...sleep, sex, and anything else you can think of that you used to enjoy! :wink:

Seriously though...well yes, all of the above...but having children/kids are the greatest thing we can ever know...even though they turn around even after having had you pay their entire uni fee's...to tell you to go fuck yerself.... :banghead: :?

They've arrived, need to go on a hazmat course just to get used to the smell from those dirty bombs

:lol: :lol: :lol: What are you calling them Stormmin?

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:11 pm
by storrmin571
Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:14 pm
by OneBardGooner
storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
Excellent and Beautiful names mate - well done...and Congrats again. :barscarf:

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:05 am
by flash gunner
Congrats mate hope the chaos has started :wink:

Life truly will never be the same again :barscarf:

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:21 am
by storrmin571
Chaos isnt the name it's a bloody destruction derby. Thanks both

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:47 pm
by Pascal Cygan AFC Legend
Congrats Storrmin on the arrivals :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:48 pm
by Pascal Cygan AFC Legend
Now back to the topic, ah yes....

5065 Chelsea fans
5066 John Terry

What a load of *word censored*

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:36 pm
by OneBardGooner
5067. Pascal Cygan (the original one) Because of him they had to get the paramedics to re-start my heart.... :roll: :D :wink:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:51 am
by Henry Norris 1913
storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them *word censored* though :shock: :wink:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:28 am
by storrmin571
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them c**ts though :shock: :wink:
They were going to mothercare doorstep at 0400 this morning :?

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:35 am
by flash gunner
storrmin571 wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:Aaron Owain & Amelia Poppy Rees, came screaming onto the planet on 18 October.
bit extreme to call them c**ts though :shock: :wink:
They were going to mothercare doorstep at 0400 this morning :?
:lol:

You poor fucker

pm uncle Flash* and ill give you some tips (especially with colic) if you need them

*not a pervy type of uncle either :roll: :oops: :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:51 pm
by OneBardGooner
Sorry but the words 'Flash', 'Uncle' and 'Perv' in the same sentence say it all mate! :shock: :D :wink:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:55 pm
by flash gunner
OneBardGooner wrote:Sorry but the words 'Flash', 'Uncle' and 'Perv' in the same sentence say it all mate! :shock: :D :wink:
5068. OneBardGooner :x

:wink: :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:01 pm
by OneBardGooner
flash gunner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Sorry but the words 'Flash', 'Uncle' and 'Perv' in the same sentence say it all mate! :shock: :D :wink:
5068. OneBardGooner :x

:wink: :lol:
:D :D :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:02 pm
by OneBardGooner
5069. fwank. For trying to make out he is taller than me.

As if!! :roll: :D :wink: