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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:44 pm
by SPUDMASHER
Nope, just been busy supervising her whilst she does them. I like to make sure she's up to the required standard

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:06 pm
by mcdowell42
SPUD in 1 of my posts i told everybody i had sent the wife out to work.
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:19 pm
by franksav63
I can vouch for McD42, he did say that on page 1 if my memory serves me correct...

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:40 pm
by olgitgooner
mcdowell42 wrote:SPUD in 1 of my posts i told everybody i had sent the wife out to work.
Quite right, too!
Keep the wife busy.
Less time to find reasons to complain.

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:57 pm
by mcdowell42
olgitgooner wrote:mcdowell42 wrote:SPUD in 1 of my posts i told everybody i had sent the wife out to work.
Quite right, too!
Keep the wife busy.
Less time to find reasons to complain.

My wife is multi tasked so can complain no matter how busy she is.

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:37 pm
by SPUDMASHER
she's not the only one mate

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:39 pm
by mcdowell42
SPUDMASHER wrote:she's not the only one mate

And she wont be the last

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:41 pm
by corkbarry
What would we do without her?
In fact this is so good I should have posted it in the general chat

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:37 pm
by mcdowell42
mcdowell42 wrote:flash gunner wrote:mcdowell42 wrote:
No but i was going to have the beef sandwich earlier but because the butter wasnt softer and easier to spread it destroyed the last 2 slices of bread in the house and i just wanted to warn everybody about the perils of using butter thats supposed to be softer and easier to spread when its not.

As an uncle of mine used to say when he was trying to explain something ARE YOU WITH ME.

Stick to the Battered sausage and bun burger mate much easier

Dont get me started on that
not enough salt and vinegar on them.But thats a thread for another day in the basement.

Had a takeaway again tonight too much salt and vinegar chips fell through bottom of the bag because there was too much vinegar on them.Having no luck with my food lately.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:33 pm
by olgitgooner
Right.
After much thought, I have solved the hard butter problem.
It's all about the seven P's.
Properly
Planned
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance
GET THE BUTTER OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT LEAST TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU NEED IT !!!!
Problem solved.
(I ALWAYS take the butter out of the fridge BEFORE I go down the pub. Just in case I am hungry when I get home)
Seven P's.
Never lets you down.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:47 pm
by mcdowell42
olgitgooner wrote:Right.
After much thought, I have solved the hard butter problem.
It's all about the seven P's.
Properly
Planned
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance
GET THE BUTTER OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT LEAST TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU NEED IT !!!!
Problem solved.
(I ALWAYS take the butter out of the fridge BEFORE I go down the pub. Just in case I am hungry when I get home)
Seven P's.
Never lets you down.

In fairness oldgit ive moved on with my life you should too

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:52 pm
by flash gunner
mcdowell42 wrote:olgitgooner wrote:Right.
After much thought, I have solved the hard butter problem.
It's all about the seven P's.
Properly
Planned
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance
GET THE BUTTER OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT LEAST TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU NEED IT !!!!
Problem solved.
(I ALWAYS take the butter out of the fridge BEFORE I go down the pub. Just in case I am hungry when I get home)
Seven P's.
Never lets you down.

In fairness oldgit ive moved on with my life you should too

What did you have for dinner tonight Mac?

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:54 pm
by mcdowell42
flash gunner wrote:mcdowell42 wrote:olgitgooner wrote:Right.
After much thought, I have solved the hard butter problem.
It's all about the seven P's.
Properly
Planned
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance
GET THE BUTTER OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT LEAST TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU NEED IT !!!!
Problem solved.
(I ALWAYS take the butter out of the fridge BEFORE I go down the pub. Just in case I am hungry when I get home)
Seven P's.
Never lets you down.

In fairness oldgit ive moved on with my life you should too

What did you have for dinner tonight Mac?

Havent eaten yet but i fancy some sausages
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:50 pm
by olgitgooner
Mac.
Have you bought the sausages?
Do you have a frying pan?
Have you got the oil/lard/butter sorted?
Remember the seven P's.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:01 pm
by mcdowell42
olgitgooner wrote:Mac.
Have you bought the sausages?
Do you have a frying pan?
Have you got the oil/lard/butter sorted?
Remember the seven P's.

Am at this very moment having sausage sandwiches
