101 Reasons Why We Hate Emmanuel Adebayor

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:14 am

50)

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:30 am

51) cos nbb's keyboard is stuck on .....

!!!! And it's all Ade's fault!!

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:02 pm

52. Because his mirror works like this:

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:07 pm

53) Because he's called Adebayor and that's just a shit name

.......ok so that;s a crap reason but it still doesn't stop me hating him.

afc-bob · Post by **afc-bob** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:51 pm

54) Because he thinks he the main man at the club when in fact he is just the main *word censored* @ the club

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:58 pm

55. because as I type this he is probably hanging out the back of some fit bird, stuffing fifty pound notes up her arse while I sit here having to watch Big cunting Brother with my wife and her ugly sour puss sister

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:39 pm

dbrien wrote:55. because as I type this he is probably hanging out the back of some fit bird, stuffing fifty pound notes up her arse while I sit here having to watch Big cunting Brother with my wife and her ugly sour puss sister

Shag the sister in law up the arris while the wife watches....that'll liven things up!!!

Sorry went a bit too far there didn't i

rtpgooner · Post by **rtpgooner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:43 pm

ARSENAL HUNT KARIM BENZEMA

Arsene Wenger ready to hijack Â£30million United move

By ROB SHEPHERD, 27/06/2009

ARSENAL are ready to hijack the Manchester United move for France striker Karim Benzema.

The Gunners board will be prepared to fund a Â£30million fee for Lyon's Benzema, 21, if Arsene Wenger opts to cash in on Emmanuel Adebayor.

AC Milan have been considering making a new move for Adebayor this week. Togo ace Adebayor, 25, has also been linked with a move to Inter Milan and even Chelsea.

United are in pole position to lure Benzema - but he is also on Real Madrid's radar. The player says he would prefer another season at Lyon to make sure he cements a place in the France side for the World Cup. But the club's owners have hinted that a bid of more than Â£30m would turn their heads.

Gunners chief Wenger has been a long-term fan of Benzema. There were suggestions last summer he had a verbal deal with Lyon offering him first refusal.

On the face of it, Â£30m would seem out of Arsenal's range. But the arsenal board have approved up to Â£40m on new signings this summer and the sale of Adebayor would boost the transfer pot.

Wenger hopes to sign Brazil midfield ace Felipe Melo, 26, from Fiorentina. But the Serie A club may want Â£25m with Arsenal valuing him at Â£15m.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/3 ... -move.html

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:48 pm

rtpgooner wrote:ARSENAL HUNT KARIM BENZEMA

Arsene Wenger ready to hijack Â£30million United move

By ROB SHEPHERD, 27/06/2009

ARSENAL are ready to hijack the Manchester United move for France striker Karim Benzema.

The Gunners board will be prepared to fund a Â£30million fee for Lyon's Benzema, 21, if Arsene Wenger opts to cash in on Emmanuel Adebayor.

AC Milan have been considering making a new move for Adebayor this week. Togo ace Adebayor, 25, has also been linked with a move to Inter Milan and even Chelsea.

United are in pole position to lure Benzema - but he is also on Real Madrid's radar. The player says he would prefer another season at Lyon to make sure he cements a place in the France side for the World Cup. But the club's owners have hinted that a bid of more than Â£30m would turn their heads.

Gunners chief Wenger has been a long-term fan of Benzema. There were suggestions last summer he had a verbal deal with Lyon offering him first refusal.

On the face of it, Â£30m would seem out of Arsenal's range. But the arsenal board have approved up to Â£40m on new signings this summer and the sale of Adebayor would boost the transfer pot.

Wenger hopes to sign Brazil midfield ace Felipe Melo, 26, from Fiorentina. But the Serie A club may want Â£25m with Arsenal valuing him at Â£15m.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/3 ... -move.html

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:49 pm

greatgooner wrote:
dbrien wrote:55. because as I type this he is probably hanging out the back of some fit bird, stuffing fifty pound notes up her arse while I sit here having to watch Big cunting Brother with my wife and her ugly sour puss sister

Shag the sister in law up the arris while the wife watches....that'll liven things up!!! Sorry went a bit too far there didn't i

ok, I'll make a move and see how I get on.

ho hum

ps - the sister is no stranger to arse fun

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:50 pm

dbrien wrote:
greatgooner wrote:
dbrien wrote:55. because as I type this he is probably hanging out the back of some fit bird, stuffing fifty pound notes up her arse while I sit here having to watch Big cunting Brother with my wife and her ugly sour puss sister

Shag the sister in law up the arris while the wife watches....that'll liven things up!!! Sorry went a bit too far there didn't i
ok, I'll make a move and see how I get on.

ho hum

ps - the sister is no stranger to arse fun

Good Luck

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:58 pm

56) He once raped & murdered a poor defenceless blind baby squirrel.

With one leg.

As in the squirrel only had one leg, not as in Adebayor used one leg to rape the squirrel.

True story.

R.I.P. Cyril.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:53 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:56) He once raped & murdered a poor defenceless blind baby squirrel.

With one leg.

As in the squirrel only had one leg, not as in Adebayor used one leg to rape the squirrel.

True story.

R.I.P. Cyril.

top quality IU4GN!!

Where is Cyril burried - in case I want to pay my respects.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:54 pm

57). He traumatised IU4GN by raping to death Cyril the blind one legged squirrel.

Evil fucking cunthoop. Greedywhore - not Cyril.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:18 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:56) He once raped & murdered a poor defenceless blind baby squirrel.

With one leg.

As in the squirrel only had one leg, not as in Adebayor used one leg to rape the squirrel.

True story.

R.I.P. Cyril.

top quality IU4GN!!

Where is Cyril burried - in case I want to pay my respects.

Pretty sure Adecunthoop buried the body himself so if you can find out where he intended to bury it itâ€™s most likely somewhere (anywhere) within a 3-mile radius of that spot.

You could of course have asked the police to trace his whereabouts at the time the crime was committed using his mobile phone signal. But unfortunately it was during the summer months when of course his phone is permanently switched off. And now we know why, the evil bushy-tailed-rodent-raping-son-of-a-... I'm sorry, it's still a bit emotional for me!