WHAT DO YE DO

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:53 pm

Galasso wrote:..I believe that it was Eddo Brandes, the rather "portly" Zimbabwean bowler/ farmer, in an exchange with Glenn Mcgrath.

THANKS GALASSO, SPOT ON ABOUT EDDO BRANDES!!

Galasso wrote:..Another one I quite liked:

One of the Mark Waugh to a county cricketer:

"Who the f**k are you? You're shit!"

County cricketer:

"Maybe, but at least I'm the best cricketer in my family"

I LOVE SPORTING ANECDOTES LIKE THAT.

Post by **REB** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:03 pm

good one from arnold palmers wife,, when asked about wat he does before a major,, { well she says ,, on sunday morning of a major i give his balls a good clean ] then she laughed as she realied wat she said..

augie · Post by **augie** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:02 am

Rebel isnt the best comment the one from Ted Walsh (horse trainer,former jockey & father of jockey ruby walsh) when he was talking about some female horse (mare??) before a race and he announced on live tv that ;

"I rode her mother a few years ago". Absolute classic

Post by **REB** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:16 am

augie wrote:Rebel isnt the best comment the one from Ted Walsh (horse trainer,former jockey & father of jockey ruby walsh) when he was talking about some female horse (mare??) before a race and he announced on live tv that ;

"I rode her mother a few years ago". Absolute classic

classic augie,,,, the line before that one was [[ shes a great little ride and i also rode her mother a few years ago ]]

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:48 pm

good to be getting my craic supply again boys, i've been enjoying the company of the portugese senoras over the past week, what's been going on?

Loving this thread, a little off topic but i have a golfing joke; Tiger woods is driving in his BMW after a tournament of some kind, through a very rural area when he gets a puncture, so he gets his car to a garrage (little more than a blacksmith) nearby, the village is so secluded that no one has heard of golf or tiger woods. as Tiger goes to pay he pulls his wallet out and some tees from his pocket fall onto the ground. The mechanic, confused, points to the tees and says "what are these for?" Tiger replies "i put my balls on them"
mechanic says: "wow, those guys at BMW think of everything"

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:50 pm

sorry, forgot the main point of the article. I am on my school holidays, waiting for october when i will start the first year of my physics degree at university. I suppose that makes me a student.