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xDAVEYx wrote:where is the twat?

He's gone into hiding as he is in shock. He never realised we all knew he was a twat

maybe the twat is on his holidays

na he would have put in a thread if he was i suppose telling us all about ahat he was going to be doing

Ssshhh he's back. But if he's read the thread he's not letting on, the twat.

he's trolling the threads


twat

But where is Flash?

(twat)

Basil is a Gooner wrote:But where is Flash?

(twat)

just hope flash didnt get annoyed with all the gay crap you guslops were posting the last couple of weeks


oh and sorry

twat

You mean...Flash isn't gay

next thing you'll be telling me is that the kellyslop isn't a twat

xDAVEYx wrote:where is the twat?

We had a death in the family.















But that DB10 sure is a twat...

DB10 is a TWAT

but why is he a twat? below i have prepared a mathematical proof

DB10 = Lesbian

You = What you eat
therefore Lesbian = Twat
=> DB10 = Twat Q.E.D

come to think of it i'm a twat as well

it should be noted that i have made some assumptions in the above proof namely that lesbians eat twat, certain proverbs are literally true and that DB10's assertion of his lesbian tendencies is factually correct

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:DB10 is a TWAT

but why is he a twat? below i have prepared a mathematical proof

DB10 = Lesbian

You = What you eat
therefore Lesbian = Twat
=> DB10 = Twat Q.E.D

come to think of it i'm a twat as well

it should be noted that i have made some assumptions in the above proof namely that lesbians eat twat, certain proverbs are literally true and that DB10's assertion of his lesbian tendencies is factually correct

Thank you for that lucid mathematical explanation of both my twattiness and my lezziness there, UFG.

I can confirm that I am an honorable lezzer (and quite popular amongst that fraternity due to my having "the real deal" - as they call it - and not having to use a strap-on ala Gus/Percy).

I can also confirm that lezzers do indeed enjoy quaffing heartily at the fish flavoured trough.

@db10

i think you meant lesbian sorrority,

i never saw lesbians being fraternal
what a twat

chyren1 wrote:@db10

i think you meant lesbian sorrority,

i never saw lesbians being fraternal
what a twat

Ah, a geebag's error on your behalf, my friend... I shall raise you one twat and will then deem you the bigger twat. Lezzers like the muff. Most lezzers look like men. Lezzers are mostly wannabe men... so QED they are a fraternity.

Alas, you have stolen my twat crown. You twat.

yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss.........

all bow down in front of the new twat king

can i be mod too??

chyren1 wrote:yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss.........

all bow down in front of the new twat king

can i be mod too??

Now you have handed my twat crown back to me. Too easy.

but my email address says henrytwat@...................................

i guess it makes me more of a twat than you

give me back my crown,
and make gGmod NAO..