The "little club" Charter

digger · Post by **digger** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:52 pm

27th December
9th January
16th January

That's when I become a temporary 'ull fan.

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:23 pm

SteveO 35 wrote:1. The team should "get in Arsenal's faces" for the first 20 minutes mindlessly chasing shadows, sliding in with raised studs. Who cares - the ref never books you in the first part of the game. Anyway, Alan Shearer says this is the way to beat Arsenal so it must be true......

SteveO 35 wrote: "Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund"

Villa guilty on at least the above two points, possibly more...

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:51 pm

Dan_85 wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:1. The team should "get in Arsenal's faces" for the first 20 minutes mindlessly chasing shadows, sliding in with raised studs. Who cares - the ref never books you in the first part of the game. Anyway, Alan Shearer says this is the way to beat Arsenal so it must be true......

SteveO 35 wrote: "Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund"
Villa guilty on at least the above two points, possibly more...

Thanks for updating the scores on the doors Dan. You're dead right - the Midlands muppets showed themselves up for the shitty club they are once more. Guilty on both of the counts you point out plus:

- Booing Eduardo at every opportunity (because he's the only player to have ever cheated....funny how quiet they went once Ing-er-lund's Ashley Young got booked for diving)

- Countless chants of "You're support is fucking shit" (oh, the irony when they streamed out at 2-0 down)

In my humble opinion Wolves are still clear leaders in the Little Club Charter 2009/10, although Villa and Stoke both put in good efforts....

digger · Post by **digger** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:30 pm

It's definitely something in the water in the midlands... I'm willing to bet a fair amount of money that Birmingham will be exactly the same next time we play them.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:29 am

digger wrote:It's definitely something in the water in the midlands... I'm willing to bet a fair amount of money that Birmingham will be exactly the same next time we play them.

Either that Digger or years of depression, underachievement and living in one of Earth's biggest cesspits ??

You are dead right, Birmingham will produce their usual "Ing-er-lund, Ing-er-lund" efforts and will probably boo Eduardo seeing as he commited the hideous crime of leaving his leg in Martin Taylor's path.

Personally I'm hoping that if we beat the Hammers in the cup that we get Sheff Utd at home - the absolute, undisputed kings of the Little Club Charter. You'll be able to cry "full house" by half time and will even get a "Ee-aye, ee-aye, ee-aye O.......up the football league we go"

digger · Post by **digger** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:07 pm

Ahhh, Sheffield United..... inventors of "Same old arsenal, always cheating" I believe. Talking of cesspits....

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:16 pm

digger wrote:Ahhh, Sheffield United..... inventors of "Same old arsenal, always cheating" I believe. Talking of cesspits....

You're not wrong there - the irony of us actually replaying a game for them (surely one of the greatest acts of professional sportsmanship) seems lost upon them. I think they were the proud inventors of the "same old Arsenal always cheating", although many other provinicial clubs with chips on their shoulders have adopted it too. It makes me laugh when the likes of Burnley sing it - like how the fuck would they know after three decades without playing us ?????

block6gooner.com · Post by **block6gooner.com** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:25 pm

Pompey did attempt to abide by the charter tonight

digger · Post by **digger** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:57 pm

block6gooner.com wrote:Pompey did attempt to abide by the charter tonight

Yeah, I got "You're gonna win fook all!" and "Same old Arsenal, always cheating (c) Sheffield United FC 1999"

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:29 pm

block6gooner.com wrote:Pompey did attempt to abide by the charter tonight

but to their credit, they never shut up. i fucking hate that bell

block6gooner.com · Post by **block6gooner.com** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:10 am

That's true at least they were singing and ringing that cunting bell all night. But the same old arsenal had me shouting at the telly as Nasri was on the floor with a busted hand.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:25 pm

I actually thought they were going to go the whole night without abiding by the Charter, but the "same old Arsenal always cheating" and "you're gonna win fuck all" became all too tempting for them when they were getting walloped.

In fairness, I thought their support was fucking marvellous and if you can honestly say you've continued singing that loudly at 0-3, you're a bigger man than I am. I was quiet as a mouse when Chelsea went 3 up at our place and to be honest, there were 57,000 other pretty quiet folk too.

I hope Pompey get saved - nice club. However, two points gained on the little club charter but still adrift of Wolves and Villa by a distance

block6gooner.com · Post by **block6gooner.com** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:56 pm

West Ham made an entry today with the same old arsenal always cheating after fouling one of our players. *word censored*

block6gooner.com · Post by **block6gooner.com** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:12 pm

Good to see Bolton taking part with the "same old Arsenal, always cheating"

clearly remaining on the ground after being fouled is cheating in their eyes, whereas the stamp on the foot is not

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:20 pm

judging by this charter, bolton are a well small club, and deserve nothing but relegation. *word censored*

not as bad a the mudlands clubs though

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