The Gooner Forum

I Hate Hleb wrote:Just one thing Number 5, shouldn't that have been 'Oh' levels instead of 'A'?

That would work too IHH, but in keeping with my current recurring post theme of buggery I was making an attempt at A for anal.

Then surely it should have been 'aaargh' (or whatever the correct spelling for the word to signify pain is) levels?

Well you know what they (me) say,

If it don't hurt you ain't doing it right.

Agree. Personally I think lubrication is over-rated.

[quote="mrgnu1958"

****, anywhere in the Canaries is nice and warm in January.

Not as cheap as it was, since the Euro got strong. I went in March. It was 50% dearer than last year.

You can still get some good deals. I always use a company called On The



Beach. Highly recommend them.[/quot


Will you come with me?
We can go on the pull. [/quote]

Love to, ****'y.

Unfortunately, Basil is washing my hair that week.

I'm off 365 days and every 4th year366. Except for the occassional month long breaks in the Canaries, the week in west cork, the weekends in Limerick, I hardly get a break

corkbarry wrote:I'm off 365 days and every 4th year366. Except for the occassional month long breaks in the Canaries, the week in west cork, the weekends in Limerick, I hardly get a break

But, on the downside, you have to suffer all that bloody golfing, Barry . Must be hell for you.

At the moment with the dismal weather in AquaIreland,i'm lucky to get 2 rounds a week in.

I'm a school teacher. I get a minimum of 14 weeks paid holiday a year.

corkbarry wrote:At the moment with the dismal weather in AquaIreland,i'm lucky to get 2 rounds a week in.

Are you a Lotter"y winner then CORK"y?

corkbarry wrote:At the moment with the dismal weather in AquaIreland, i'm lucky to get 2 rounds a week in.

Yeah, Rebel always said not to go on a night out with you as you were a bit of a tight git!!

For some reason the bar staff wont accept cheques

Nor the Poles or any other Eastern European residents!! Racists!!!

182 attendances a year, which are limited by law to 9 hours, during those 9 hours I can work for a maximum of 90 minutes continually and then have to have a 30 minute break.

It's not really a job!

Bloody hell, yet another teacher!!!