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Number 5 wrote:I got injured pulling my tackle out once.
I think it was a piece of rogue sweetcorn that got stuck behind my helmet.......
Oh no.... not the sweetcorn again...!!!!
I’m almost certain one of these days we’re gonna see #5 on London Tonight being arrested for whipping his Johnson out in the middle of Harvester & dipping it into the sweetcorn tray at the salad bar.
Whilst being a regular over at the Harvester on the A1, a mere cob throw away from the notorious dogging spot of Scratchwood Open space, I have thus far resisted the urge to go dunking for corn.
For you see that corn is cold on the salad cart, and this mother fucker only goes ploughing where it's nice, tight and warm.
Number 5 wrote:I got injured pulling my tackle out once.
I think it was a piece of rogue sweetcorn that got stuck behind my helmet.......
Oh no.... not the sweetcorn again...!!!!
I’m almost certain one of these days we’re gonna see #5 on London Tonight being arrested for whipping his Johnson out in the middle of Harvester & dipping it into the sweetcorn tray at the salad bar.
again...
Are you sure you’re not getting confused with that time Frank got arrested for loitering at the salad bar with a Sheldonslop tossing the Spud salad?
I remember a young promising lad from Southampton who dislocated his neck in shuddering challenge with his club tie and then pulled his groin doing his flies up. Is that him?
There's little more I can say about this boy (and that is what he still is nearly four years after joining us)
An over-rated paperweight, typical of the modern day Ing-er-lund- 'golden generation' - over-hyped on a handful of cameo performances, rewarded with something like £50k per week no doubt, fails to deliver whenever it really matters
Hope we get rid - he has done my nut in ever since we signed him
SteveO 35 wrote:There's little more I can say about this boy (and that is what he still is nearly four years after joining us)
An over-rated paperweight, typical of the modern day Ing-er-lund- 'golden generation' - over-hyped on a handful of cameo performances, rewarded with something like £50k per week no doubt, fails to deliver whenever it really matters
Hope we get rid - he has done my nut in ever since we signed him
Yes, agree, and gets a hammy performing cunnilinigus on that slut Mel Slade.... (*word censored*)
Magic Hat wrote:Sometimes youngsters bodies pick up injuries like that but as they grow older, their body gets stronger and this kind of thing stops happening.
Magic Hat wrote:Sometimes youngsters bodies pick up injuries like that but as they grow older, their body gets stronger and this kind of thing stops happening.
You mean like rosicky or darren anderton right ??
Yes and just like that weasle of a man, watch our Theo magically manage to get himself fit for World Cups and Euro finals. I think he's more in the Harry Kewell bracket to be honest. (Very) occasionally brilliant, mostly ineffective, often over-rated, always injured. Waste of space.
In the words of ****, fuck me old boots and call me Shirley!!
TO is only in the 18 man squad tonight!!!
looking at the squad named, with us having qualified last game, I would rather we had played a full team at Man Shitty and played the kids tonight (like we are)
ambarron wrote:In the words of ****, fuck me old boots and call me Shirley!!
TO is only in the 18 man squad tonight!!!
looking at the squad named, with us having qualified last game, I would rather we had played a full team at Man Shitty and played the kids tonight (like we are)
anyone else agree???
Yes, especially since if we'd beaten shitty our young lads would have had a juicy 2-legged tie against murdoch utd's kids. Would have been more valuable then being trashed away by city's first team.
