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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Isn't Sir Jimmy's mother dead and doesn't he keep her body in his wardrobe??flash gunner wrote:Its Brian Bedonde from Facejackerrodders999 wrote:What the hell is that in your avatar Flash
It looks like Jimmy Saville's mother!!
I'm sure I saw that on Louis Theroux . . . . . .
Jesus H Christ.....now that's what I call a tv programme!!
I prefer that picture for the caption competitionrodders999 wrote:Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Isn't Sir Jimmy's mother dead and doesn't he keep her body in his wardrobe??flash gunner wrote:Its Brian Bedonde from Facejackerrodders999 wrote:What the hell is that in your avatar Flash
It looks like Jimmy Saville's mother!!
I'm sure I saw that on Louis Theroux . . . . . .
Yeah but I slung the headphones away - I was out walking the dog with the radio on and the adverts pissed me off so much I lobbed the headphones in a bush.Boomer wrote:Does it have a radio?Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:You and me could be twins Sid. I f**king hate these latest "must have" gizmos and all the marketing bollocks that go with them. It's the Emperor's New Clothes!goonersid wrote:The thing is, does anybody really need an i phone? what a fucking con it is, all you need from your mobile phone is the ability to make calls and send texts. The rest of the bullshit just gets on my fucking tits.
Then get a fucking mp3 player thingymabob
I've got an old Nokia that can make / receive calls, send texts and take a picture of my son for my screen saver. What more do you need?
Who needs f**king Android this, robot that, application blah blah blah?
Answer - Dell & HP use budget parts which fall apart inabout a quarter of the time. I have a HP at work and my parents have Dell. Both are nothing but a nightmarerodders999 wrote:What's the story with the price of Apple stuff anways? I was gonna get myself a laptop but they're about 4 times the price of a Dell, HP etc. one?Boomer wrote: I've never liked Apple anyway!
One of the few phones with wirelessBoomer wrote:Does it have a radio?Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:You and me could be twins Sid. I f**king hate these latest "must have" gizmos and all the marketing bollocks that go with them. It's the Emperor's New Clothes!goonersid wrote:The thing is, does anybody really need an i phone? what a fucking con it is, all you need from your mobile phone is the ability to make calls and send texts. The rest of the bullshit just gets on my fucking tits.
I've got an old Nokia that can make / receive calls, send texts and take a picture of my son for my screen saver. What more do you need?
Who needs f**king Android this, robot that, application blah blah blah?
you tart with your mod-con phone!Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Yeah but I slung the headphones away - I was out walking the dog with the radio on and the adverts pissed me off so much I lobbed the headphones in a bush.Boomer wrote:Does it have a radio?Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:You and me could be twins Sid. I f**king hate these latest "must have" gizmos and all the marketing bollocks that go with them. It's the Emperor's New Clothes!goonersid wrote:The thing is, does anybody really need an i phone? what a fucking con it is, all you need from your mobile phone is the ability to make calls and send texts. The rest of the bullshit just gets on my fucking tits.
I've got an old Nokia that can make / receive calls, send texts and take a picture of my son for my screen saver. What more do you need?
Who needs f**king Android this, robot that, application blah blah blah?
I'm not very patient with the modern world . . . .
I've tried really hard to embrace the modern world but it just f**ks me off too much. If I had a iphone thingy it'd get lobbed up the garden within 2 weeks.Boomer wrote:you tart with your mod-con phone!Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Yeah but I slung the headphones away - I was out walking the dog with the radio on and the adverts pissed me off so much I lobbed the headphones in a bush.Boomer wrote:Does it have a radio?Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:You and me could be twins Sid. I f**king hate these latest "must have" gizmos and all the marketing bollocks that go with them. It's the Emperor's New Clothes!goonersid wrote:The thing is, does anybody really need an i phone? what a fucking con it is, all you need from your mobile phone is the ability to make calls and send texts. The rest of the bullshit just gets on my fucking tits.
I've got an old Nokia that can make / receive calls, send texts and take a picture of my son for my screen saver. What more do you need?
Who needs f**king Android this, robot that, application blah blah blah?
I'm not very patient with the modern world . . . .
Lol... I'm sure that when the internet became popular a lot of stone-agers were saying "I have a post box, and I have a newspaper. What more could I need?"Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:You and me could be twins Sid. I f**king hate these latest "must have" gizmos and all the marketing bollocks that go with them. It's the Emperor's New Clothes!goonersid wrote:The thing is, does anybody really need an i phone? what a fucking con it is, all you need from your mobile phone is the ability to make calls and send texts. The rest of the bullshit just gets on my fucking tits.
I've got an old Nokia that can make / receive calls, send texts and take a picture of my son for my screen saver. What more do you need?
Who needs f**king Android this, robot that, application blah blah blah?
Do you work for apple?nino_rojo wrote:Lol... I'm sure that when the internet became popular a lot of stone-agers were saying "I have a post box, and I have a newspaper. What more could I need?"Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:You and me could be twins Sid. I f**king hate these latest "must have" gizmos and all the marketing bollocks that go with them. It's the Emperor's New Clothes!goonersid wrote:The thing is, does anybody really need an i phone? what a fucking con it is, all you need from your mobile phone is the ability to make calls and send texts. The rest of the bullshit just gets on my fucking tits.
I've got an old Nokia that can make / receive calls, send texts and take a picture of my son for my screen saver. What more do you need?
Who needs f**king Android this, robot that, application blah blah blah?
It's not about "must have".. I own an iPhone and I've not regretted it for one second. It does just about anything you could expect a phone to do. I can easily check all my different email accounts, the football scores, listen to some music, use it as a remote, play the odd game of "Worms" or "Football Manager", keep up with Arsenal Blogs, find maps or my current location (great for train journeys), purchase stuff from Amazon, message people for free, save ridiculous amounts of money with e-vouchers, book train journeys/check times, update my own blog, listen to the radio, check a very detailed weather report, change my fantasy football team, buy & sell etc. on eBay, browse & chat etc. on facebook, check the stock market, watch youtube vids, take photos, watch live tv including all the sports channels, and thats some of the apps I have, let alone the ones available. No need for endless waiting around searching websites and stuff like most of these 3G phones. As I say, its nothing to do with "must have" or "do I need". Its a very VERY handy gadget, and I couldnt tell you how many people ask me to look stuff up on the net, check football scores etc. etc.
Can you give me directions to your garden please. I have this feeling its a techinical Eden.Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:I've tried really hard to embrace the modern world but it just f**ks me off too much. If I had a iphone thingy it'd get lobbed up the garden within 2 weeks.Boomer wrote:you tart with your mod-con phone!Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Yeah but I slung the headphones away - I was out walking the dog with the radio on and the adverts pissed me off so much I lobbed the headphones in a bush.Boomer wrote:Does it have a radio?Jumpers For Goalposts wrote: You and me could be twins Sid. I f**king hate these latest "must have" gizmos and all the marketing bollocks that go with them. It's the Emperor's New Clothes!
I've got an old Nokia that can make / receive calls, send texts and take a picture of my son for my screen saver. What more do you need?
Who needs f**king Android this, robot that, application blah blah blah?
I'm not very patient with the modern world . . . .
App for this, app for that - bollocks!!
Boomer wrote:Can you give me directions to your garden please. I have this feeling its a techinical Eden.Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:I've tried really hard to embrace the modern world but it just f**ks me off too much. If I had a iphone thingy it'd get lobbed up the garden within 2 weeks.Boomer wrote:you tart with your mod-con phone!Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Yeah but I slung the headphones away - I was out walking the dog with the radio on and the adverts pissed me off so much I lobbed the headphones in a bush.Boomer wrote:Does it have a radio?
I'm not very patient with the modern world . . . .
App for this, app for that - bollocks!!
Can it make tea or coffee or give you a blowjob?nino_rojo wrote:Lol... I'm sure that when the internet became popular a lot of stone-agers were saying "I have a post box, and I have a newspaper. What more could I need?"Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:You and me could be twins Sid. I f**king hate these latest "must have" gizmos and all the marketing bollocks that go with them. It's the Emperor's New Clothes!goonersid wrote:The thing is, does anybody really need an i phone? what a fucking con it is, all you need from your mobile phone is the ability to make calls and send texts. The rest of the bullshit just gets on my fucking tits.
I've got an old Nokia that can make / receive calls, send texts and take a picture of my son for my screen saver. What more do you need?
Who needs f**king Android this, robot that, application blah blah blah?
It's not about "must have".. I own an iPhone and I've not regretted it for one second. It does just about anything you could expect a phone to do. I can easily check all my different email accounts, the football scores, listen to some music, use it as a remote, play the odd game of "Worms" or "Football Manager", keep up with Arsenal Blogs, find maps or my current location (great for train journeys), purchase stuff from Amazon, message people for free, save ridiculous amounts of money with e-vouchers, book train journeys/check times, update my own blog, listen to the radio, check a very detailed weather report, change my fantasy football team, buy & sell etc. on eBay, browse & chat etc. on facebook, check the stock market, watch youtube vids, take photos, watch live tv including all the sports channels, and thats some of the apps I have, let alone the ones available. No need for endless waiting around searching websites and stuff like most of these 3G phones. As I say, its nothing to do with "must have" or "do I need". Its a very VERY handy gadget, and I couldnt tell you how many people ask me to look stuff up on the net, check football scores etc. etc.
It is a technical Eden but there's one big draw back - everything that's been slung up the garden is broken. I always wallop it before chucking it in the flowerbeds.flash gunner wrote:Boomer wrote:Can you give me directions to your garden please. I have this feeling its a techinical Eden.Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:I've tried really hard to embrace the modern world but it just f**ks me off too much. If I had a iphone thingy it'd get lobbed up the garden within 2 weeks.Boomer wrote:you tart with your mod-con phone!Jumpers For Goalposts wrote: Yeah but I slung the headphones away - I was out walking the dog with the radio on and the adverts pissed me off so much I lobbed the headphones in a bush.
I'm not very patient with the modern world . . . .
App for this, app for that - bollocks!!
Blimey a night out with you and Sid would be memorableJumpers For Goalposts wrote:It is a technical Eden but there's one big draw back - everything that's been slung up the garden is broken. I always wallop it before chucking it in the flowerbeds.
My best was slinging a lamp out of the bedroom window when it wouldn't work. The wife's face was priceless!