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Professional footballers doing this...very mature

flash gunner wrote:

kingjayson1 wrote:Flash, did you see Idiot abroad this week? The Brazil one? I bet BrazillianGooner goes to 'that' beach and if he ever invites us over, we better not stay at his cos I dont fancy sharing the bed.

Yes mate i did see it and thought it was one of the funniest ones I bet bG frequents that beach everytime he goes to Rio and no i wouldnt stay round his house basically it was everything we say about him

what the fuck are you talking about?

brazilianGOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

kingjayson1 wrote:Flash, did you see Idiot abroad this week? The Brazil one? I bet BrazillianGooner goes to 'that' beach and if he ever invites us over, we better not stay at his cos I dont fancy sharing the bed.

Yes mate i did see it and thought it was one of the funniest ones I bet bG frequents that beach everytime he goes to Rio and no i wouldnt stay round his house basically it was everything we say about him

what the fuck are you talking about?

try and download it, mate!

Idiot Abroad.

g88ner wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

kingjayson1 wrote:Flash, did you see Idiot abroad this week? The Brazil one? I bet BrazillianGooner goes to 'that' beach and if he ever invites us over, we better not stay at his cos I dont fancy sharing the bed.

Yes mate i did see it and thought it was one of the funniest ones I bet bG frequents that beach everytime he goes to Rio and no i wouldnt stay round his house basically it was everything we say about him

what the fuck are you talking about?

try and download it, mate!

Idiot Abroad.

ok, will do

DB10GOONER wrote: Well seeing as it would be in water (it would just be silly on dry land) I would say the range of weapons would be limited to knives/harpoons, slashing or stabbing weapons in general. If we allow one weapon per chimp and accept that they have a slash/stab radius of approx one metre I think the sharks would issolate individual chimps and tear them to shreds. Lack of chimp agility in water would prevent them teaming up effectively.

I'm going with a fatality count of 5 chimps to every shark. Sharks win.

I'm not sure a 5:1 fatality ratio is accurate. Sharks would sail through to victory with nothing more than flesh wounds.

It would take a huge amount of luck for a chimpanzee to inflict a fatal blow on a shark in water, with any stabbing device. The drag ratio of water is a substantial handicap for any land mammal as they just aren't streamlined enough, therefore compromising their maneuverability and impeding the chimps ability to thrust the stabbing device at the required velocity to pierce the sharks tough skin.

I think, for fairness, you'd have to hold the fight in a paddling pool. That way, the shark can attack under water, yet the chimpazee - up to his waist in water - has the advantage of wielding the stabbing device out of the water.

I feel such a fight could yield a shark to chimp fatality ratio of around 1:1.

g88ner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote: Well seeing as it would be in water (it would just be silly on dry land) I would say the range of weapons would be limited to knives/harpoons, slashing or stabbing weapons in general. If we allow one weapon per chimp and accept that they have a slash/stab radius of approx one metre I think the sharks would issolate individual chimps and tear them to shreds. Lack of chimp agility in water would prevent them teaming up effectively.

I'm going with a fatality count of 5 chimps to every shark. Sharks win.

I'm not sure a 5:1 fatality ratio is accurate. Sharks would sail through to victory with nothing more than flesh wounds.

It would take a huge amount of luck for a chimpanzee to inflict a fatal blow on a shark in water, with any stabbing device. The drag ratio of water is a substantial handicap for any land mammal as they just aren't streamlined enough, therefore compromising their maneuverability and impeding the chimps ability to thrust the stabbing device at the required velocity to pierce the sharks tough skin.

I think, for fairness, you'd have to hold the fight in a paddling pool. That way, the shark can attack under water, yet the chimpazee - up to his waist in water - has the advantage of wielding the stabbing device out of the water.

I feel such a fight could yield a shark to chimp fatality ratio of around 1:1.

Well said g88ner either a paddling pool or Chimps to use boats

brazilianGOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

kingjayson1 wrote:Flash, did you see Idiot abroad this week? The Brazil one? I bet BrazillianGooner goes to 'that' beach and if he ever invites us over, we better not stay at his cos I dont fancy sharing the bed.

Yes mate i did see it and thought it was one of the funniest ones I bet bG frequents that beach everytime he goes to Rio and no i wouldnt stay round his house basically it was everything we say about him

what the fuck are you talking about?

any luck downloading it? think you'd enjoy the Brazil episode

g88ner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote: Well seeing as it would be in water (it would just be silly on dry land) I would say the range of weapons would be limited to knives/harpoons, slashing or stabbing weapons in general. If we allow one weapon per chimp and accept that they have a slash/stab radius of approx one metre I think the sharks would issolate individual chimps and tear them to shreds. Lack of chimp agility in water would prevent them teaming up effectively.

I'm going with a fatality count of 5 chimps to every shark. Sharks win.

I'm not sure a 5:1 fatality ratio is accurate. Sharks would sail through to victory with nothing more than flesh wounds.

It would take a huge amount of luck for a chimpanzee to inflict a fatal blow on a shark in water, with any stabbing device. The drag ratio of water is a substantial handicap for any land mammal as they just aren't streamlined enough, therefore compromising their maneuverability and impeding the chimps ability to thrust the stabbing device at the required velocity to pierce the sharks tough skin.

I think, for fairness, you'd have to hold the fight in a paddling pool. That way, the shark can attack under water, yet the chimpazee - up to his waist in water - has the advantage of wielding the stabbing device out of the water.

I feel such a fight could yield a shark to chimp fatality ratio of around 1:1.

I cannot allow this to take part in a paddling pool unless it is at least 3 feet deep (or a "Spuddy" deep, if you will).

Also, your water drag ratio is incorrect when considering stabbing motion against slashing motion. Slashing would create excessive drag but stabbing creates 89.5% less drag due to the "pointy bit" theory of hydro-dynamic inflection. I would then contend that monkeys (with scuba gear let us not forget) would indeed be well capable of inflicting limited casualties upon the sharks. I stand by my original fatality calculation of 5 chimps to 1 shark be it in a 3 foot deep paddling pool or ocean.

flash gunner wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

kingjayson1 wrote:Flash, did you see Idiot abroad this week? The Brazil one? I bet BrazillianGooner goes to 'that' beach and if he ever invites us over, we better not stay at his cos I dont fancy sharing the bed.

Yes mate i did see it and thought it was one of the funniest ones I bet bG frequents that beach everytime he goes to Rio and no i wouldnt stay round his house basically it was everything we say about him

what the fuck are you talking about?

any luck downloading it? think you'd enjoy the Brazil episode

downloaded it yesterday! will watch it after work

brazilianGOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

kingjayson1 wrote:Flash, did you see Idiot abroad this week? The Brazil one? I bet BrazillianGooner goes to 'that' beach and if he ever invites us over, we better not stay at his cos I dont fancy sharing the bed.

Yes mate i did see it and thought it was one of the funniest ones I bet bG frequents that beach everytime he goes to Rio and no i wouldnt stay round his house basically it was everything we say about him

what the fuck are you talking about?

any luck downloading it? think you'd enjoy the Brazil episode

downloaded it yesterday! will watch it after work

Sure you'll find it funny. Let us know what you thought of it

That's just plain evil!