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I've deleted treygooner's Liverpool 'joke' and the 2 subsequent posts that quoted it as I believe it was in bad taste. :oops: :roll:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:I've deleted treygooner's Liverpool 'joke' and the 2 subsequent posts that quoted it as I believe it was in bad taste. :oops: :roll:
your right, it was in bad taste. i was waiting for someone to complain first but i should have just deleted it.
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A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND ....

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows: ....

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease? "

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ..............



"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?â€
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[quote="enjibenji"]A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND ....

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows: ....

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease? "

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ..............



"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?â€
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REBEL GOONER wrote:At least after the 2022 World Cup, Qatar will have some cracking stadiums to stone women in.
sickipedia copy and paste :x
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Russia! If only we knew they were looking for an arctic wasteland with a useless transport system and institutional racism for the World Cup.

We could've put in a joint bid with Scotland
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Dark humour isn't everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby.
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LDB wrote:Russia! If only we knew they were looking for an arctic wasteland with a useless transport system and institutional racism for the World Cup.

We could've put in a joint bid with Scotland
LDB wrote:Dark humour isn't everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby.
:x :x :x :x :x
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LDB wrote:Russia! If only we knew they were looking for an arctic wasteland with a useless transport system and institutional racism for the World Cup.

We could've put in a joint bid with Scotland
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Captain Fabregas wrote:
LDB wrote:Russia! If only we knew they were looking for an arctic wasteland with a useless transport system and institutional racism for the World Cup.

We could've put in a joint bid with Scotland
LDB wrote:Dark humour isn't everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby.
:x :x :x :x :x
How do you know i dont post stuff on sickipedia? 8)
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I Hate Hleb wrote:I've deleted treygooner's Liverpool 'joke' and the 2 subsequent posts that quoted it as I believe it was in bad taste. :oops: :roll:
Sorry :oops: :oops: :oops: Whoever made it up though is a sick fuck 8)
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What have blondes and tornadoes got in common?

At first there's a lot of sucking and blowing...then you lose your house.
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Post by selsdon »

Police turned up at my house with a picture of the wife

'is this your wife sir?'

'yes, why?'

'i'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus'

'yes, but she has a lovely personality'
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frankbutcher wrote:What have blondes and tornadoes got in common?

At first there's a lot of sucking and blowing...then you lose your house.
:coffeespit:

fucking brilliant 8)
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LDB wrote:Russia! If only we knew they were looking for an arctic wasteland with a useless transport system and institutional racism for the World Cup.

We could've put in a joint bid with Scotland
:rubchin:
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