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Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:51 am**

DB10GOONER wrote:Hlebby, I might have to hunt you down and fucking kill you.

CUNT is one of my favourite words. It is a beautifully descriptive word.

Fuck it, I love them all;

cunt, clunge, ham wallet, burst hedgehog, wizard's sleeve, beef curtains, pink cabbage, muff, badly packed kebab, sausage wallet, holiest of holies, cunt, crunt, flange, flangamuffin, bippy, gowk, poon, unit, pussy, poontang, poonani, axe wound, cunt, camel toe, cloven hoof, shnook, bike rack, front bum, mudge, flaps and finally cunt.

So my muff brothers, say it loud and say it proud;

CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!

I like it but you missed my favourite...the bearded clam

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:54 am**

I Hate Hleb wrote:Education system and society as a whole has gone down since I was a youngster and that on some occasions it is totally appropriate, but is there really a need to use the word 'c**t' to describe someone quite so often?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:35 am**

DB10GOONER wrote:Hlebby, I might have to hunt you down and fucking kill you.

CUNT is one of my favourite words. It is a beautifully descriptive word.

Fuck it, I love them all;

cunt, clunge, ham wallet, burst hedgehog, wizard's sleeve, beef curtains, pink cabbage, muff, badly packed kebab, sausage wallet, holiest of holies, cunt, crunt, flange, flangamuffin, bippy, gowk, poon, unit, pussy, poontang, poonani, axe wound, cunt, camel toe, cloven hoof, shnook, bike rack, front bum, mudge, flaps and finally cunt.

FIDDLE PIT

So my muff brothers, say it loud and say it proud;

CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:18 pm**

Sorry - honourable mentions to fiddle pit and bearded clam.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:26 pm**

Also;
gee
Poonpie
fish pie
fish pocket
sushi slash
gash
gick

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:39 pm**

DB10GOONER wrote:Also;
gee
Poonpie
fish pie
fish pocket
sushi slash
gash
gick

Let's not forget 'The Ole Folded Bacon Rasher'

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:41 pm**

OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Also;
gee
Poonpie
fish pie
fish pocket
sushi slash
gash
gick

Let's not forget 'The Ole Folded Bacon Rasher'

Tasty too!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:47 pm**

Has hairy axe wound been mentioned?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:08 pm**

flash gunner wrote:Has hairy axe wound been mentioned?

Yes, but sans "hairy". Tidy your missus up, Flash!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:09 pm**

Why is this still in Arsenal Chat?

Double Standards. We need a revolution.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:10 pm**

Arsenal 1991 wrote:Why is this still in Arsenal Chat?

Double Standards. We need a revolution.

Shut up you fucking axe wound!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:26 pm**

C*nts are tasty, not smelly c*nts. Nice fresh out of the shower shaved ripe c*nts. F*cking tasty I say.

Tight c*nts are nice too and some c*nts with a little hair aren't too bad when you've a few beers on ya

mind ya I'd prob find a smelly c*nt tasty in that state too.

Anyway, what the f*ck is wrong with c*nts?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:28 pm**

M-50 wrote:C*nts are tasty, not smelly c*nts. Nice fresh out of the shower shaved ripe c*nts. F*cking tasty I say.

Tight c*nts are nice too and some c*nts with a little hair aren't too bad when you've a few beers on ya mind ya I'd prob find a smelly c*nt tasty in that state too.

Anyway, what the f*ck is wrong with c*nts?

Do you mean the actual Poon or Hlebby?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:32 pm**

DB10GOONER wrote:Also;
gee
Poonpie
fish pie
fish pocket
sushi slash
gash
gick

Gash.....love that word

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:35 pm**

DB10GOONER wrote:
M-50 wrote:C*nts are tasty, not smelly c*nts. Nice fresh out of the shower shaved ripe c*nts. F*cking tasty I say.

Tight c*nts are nice too and some c*nts with a little hair aren't too bad when you've a few beers on ya mind ya I'd prob find a smelly c*nt tasty in that state too.

Anyway, what the f*ck is wrong with c*nts?
Do you mean the actual Poon or Hlebby?

The proper flange

beautiful it is

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