As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Well Jack the lad
Is now Jack the Dad
and a fine midfielder is he
The papers say he shagged his ex
well she's claiming they had sex
but I guess we'll have to wait
for the results from the D.N.A Test!
I'm not sure Number 5. Such is the substantial time and effort I put into each and every session, I normally find that there isn't enough hours in the day to do it more than the once with the same woman!!