Jack the Dad

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Post by OneBardGooner »

storrmin571 wrote:Lightweight, found out this morning we are having twins. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Hey that's Great Stormmin congrats :barscarf:

Have you thought about names like:

Thierry or Denis or Tony or Patrick ? or Liam or......"Gooner".. :D :wink:

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Post by OneBardGooner »

Well Jack the lad
Is now Jack the Dad
and a fine midfielder is he
The papers say he shagged his ex
well she's claiming they had sex
but I guess we'll have to wait
for the results from the D.N.A Test! :D

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LDB wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:Lightweight, found out this morning we are having twins. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Congratulations Storrmin.... well done to all concerned....

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Yeah "well done" you performed one of the most basic of human functions :lol: 8)

Congratulations though :wink:
Yeah but the difference between storrmin571 and most of the other users of this forum is that he did it with a woman!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
LDB wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:Lightweight, found out this morning we are having twins. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Congratulations Storrmin.... well done to all concerned....

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Yeah "well done" you performed one of the most basic of human functions :lol: 8)

Congratulations though :wink:
Yeah but the difference between storrmin571 and most of the other users of this forum is that he did it with a woman!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
Twice in a row.

That is how you have twins. Isn't it? :?

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm not sure Number 5. Such is the substantial time and effort I put into each and every session, I normally find that there isn't enough hours in the day to do it more than the once with the same woman!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Well I've got three and each time no twins.

I know for a fact I rolled over and fell asleep within a few minutes of the deed being done.

So I must be right.

Storrmin, you are the Dirk Diggler of this forum. 8)

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I shagged my bird twice in one night once, it was the best 20 seconds of her life!

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OneBardGooner wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:Lightweight, found out this morning we are having twins. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Hey that's Great Stormmin congrats :barscarf:

Have you thought about names like:

Thierry or Denis or Tony or Patrick ? or Liam or......"Gooner".. :D :wink:
Congratulations, whether it's a boy or a girl, it has to be Rocky :barscarf:

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Post by Simon »

AKB:

Wenger - "Wilshere needs the right protection"

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive

Durex would have been a good start

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