Arsenal Artillery 1886

littlefire · Post by **littlefire** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:07 am

"Oi mate!"

"Sorry are you talking to me?"

"Yeah. Where you going mate?"

"Well I wanted to be first in the queue for...."

"Nah mate. Not half time yet mate. Siddown"

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:17 am

M-50 wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:The more I think about it, the more "The Artillery" doesn't quite sit right with me, sounds a bit cheesy. I think it needs to lose "The". How about "Artillery 1886" or just "Artillery" even?

No? Feel free to shoot my ideas down! See what I did there?!
What about The Arsenal Artillery?

In terms of growth, it would be hugely beneficial to have Arsenal in the name.

I've found this http://www.arsenal.com/trademarks to request permission to use the word Arsenal. It ain't gonna happen but we can only try if we choose that name. As said, there's no rush with a name so flute around with it and keep opinions coming.

I've sent off a request to use The Arsenal Artillery. That name is by no means chosen, it's just to see if we can use the word Arsenal.

Good stuff mate.

Post by **HashKads** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:21 am

M-50 wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:The more I think about it, the more "The Artillery" doesn't quite sit right with me, sounds a bit cheesy. I think it needs to lose "The". How about "Artillery 1886" or just "Artillery" even?

No? Feel free to shoot my ideas down! See what I did there?!
What about The Arsenal Artillery?

In terms of growth, it would be hugely beneficial to have Arsenal in the name.

I've found this http://www.arsenal.com/trademarks to request permission to use the word Arsenal. It ain't gonna happen but we can only try if we choose that name. As said, there's no rush with a name so flute around with it and keep opinions coming.

I've sent off a request to use The Arsenal Artillery. That name is by no means chosen, it's just to see if we can use the word Arsenal.

From what a remember when we did the Arsenal FC not PLC branding, we can use the word Arsenal if we are not selling anything. This was from a broadly speaking trademark attorney.

M-50 · Post by **M-50** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:22 am

kingjayson1 wrote:
M-50 wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:The more I think about it, the more "The Artillery" doesn't quite sit right with me, sounds a bit cheesy. I think it needs to lose "The". How about "Artillery 1886" or just "Artillery" even?

No? Feel free to shoot my ideas down! See what I did there?!
What about The Arsenal Artillery?

In terms of growth, it would be hugely beneficial to have Arsenal in the name.

I've found this http://www.arsenal.com/trademarks to request permission to use the word Arsenal. It ain't gonna happen but we can only try if we choose that name. As said, there's no rush with a name so flute around with it and keep opinions coming.

I've sent off a request to use The Arsenal Artillery. That name is by no means chosen, it's just to see if we can use the word Arsenal.
From what a remember when we did the Arsenal FC not PLC branding, we can use the word Arsenal if we are not selling anything. This was from a broadly speaking trademark attorney.

postive news, that's what we want here. Top draw mate

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:22 am

littlefire wrote:"Oi mate!"

"Sorry are you talking to me?"

"Yeah. Where you going mate?"

"Well I wanted to be first in the queue for...."

"Nah mate. Not half time yet mate. Siddown"

"Oi Mate"

"What mate"?

"What you sitting down for"?

"I'm just waiting for the second half to start"

"Just stand up like the rest of us will ya"?

"The second half hasn't started yet"?

"So what- and WHATS this? Are you reading the programme"?

"Well, yeah-"

"Get the fuck out of here you facking tarquin wanker, I bet you went and got yourself a fucking hotdog before the match dinya"?

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:26 am

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
littlefire wrote:"Oi mate!"

"Sorry are you talking to me?"

"Yeah. Where you going mate?"

"Well I wanted to be first in the queue for...."

"Nah mate. Not half time yet mate. Siddown"

"Oi Mate"

"What mate"?

"What you sitting down for"?

"I'm just waiting for the second half to start"

"Just stand up like the rest of us will ya"?

"The second half hasn't started yet"?

"So what- and WHATS this? Are you reading the programme"?

"Well, yeah-"

"Get the fuck out of here you facking tarquin wanker, I bet you went and got yourself a fucking hotdog before the match dinya"?

"Awright mate"

"Er... yes?"

"Look, what's that behind you"

"It's a bag mate"

"An Arsenal plastic bag? From a pre-match trip to the Armoury?"

"Er... yes?"

"Is your name Frank?"

"No..."

"Well then fuck off!"

Post by **HashKads** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:30 am

SWLGooner wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
littlefire wrote:"Oi mate!"

"Sorry are you talking to me?"

"Yeah. Where you going mate?"

"Well I wanted to be first in the queue for...."

"Nah mate. Not half time yet mate. Siddown"

"Oi Mate"

"What mate"?

"What you sitting down for"?

"I'm just waiting for the second half to start"

"Just stand up like the rest of us will ya"?

"The second half hasn't started yet"?

"So what- and WHATS this? Are you reading the programme"?

"Well, yeah-"

"Get the fuck out of here you facking tarquin wanker, I bet you went and got yourself a fucking hotdog before the match dinya"?
"Awright mate"

"Er... yes?"

"Look, what's that behind you"

"It's a bag mate"

"An Arsenal plastic bag? From a pre-match trip to the Armoury?"

"Er... yes?"

"Is your name Frank?"

"No..."

"Well then fuck off!"

To be fair to Frank, you wouldn't know it was his. It'd be dropped a couple metres away from him

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:32 am

kingjayson1 wrote: To be fair to Frank, you wouldn't know it was his. It'd be dropped a couple metres away from him

No mate, this is after HT, Frank has already fucked off down the Eaglet

M-50 · Post by **M-50** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:33 am

I know Paddy Power had (prob still have) a small affiliation with the club. They f*cking gag for marketing campaigns so they'd have no problem whatsoever stumping up the cash for a colour display inside the ground. I can also get in touch with them easily.

I know another major organisation who would also fund such a card display - if allowed to.

M-50 · Post by **M-50** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:37 am

Jack Wilshere will also surely chuck a few retweets from us out on Twitter

we'll rule the f*ckin world of football stadia atmospheres folks, fucking BELIEVE

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:38 am

M-50 wrote:I know Paddy Power had (prob still have) a small affiliation with the club. They f*cking gag for marketing campaigns so they'd have no problem whatsoever stumping up the cash for a colour display inside the ground. I can also get in touch with them easily.

I know another major organisation who would also fund such a card display - if allowed to.

Top stuff mate -- connections like that are a very good way of getting things off the ground.

Post by **HashKads** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:40 am

SWLGooner wrote:
M-50 wrote:I know Paddy Power had (prob still have) a small affiliation with the club. They f*cking gag for marketing campaigns so they'd have no problem whatsoever stumping up the cash for a colour display inside the ground. I can also get in touch with them easily.

I know another major organisation who would also fund such a card display - if allowed to.
Top stuff mate -- connections like that are a very good way of getting things off the ground.

Or yellow pages, if your DB10.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:40 am

kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
M-50 wrote:I know Paddy Power had (prob still have) a small affiliation with the club. They f*cking gag for marketing campaigns so they'd have no problem whatsoever stumping up the cash for a colour display inside the ground. I can also get in touch with them easily.

I know another major organisation who would also fund such a card display - if allowed to.
Top stuff mate -- connections like that are a very good way of getting things off the ground.
Or yellow pages, if your DB10.

LyusN1 · Post by **LyusN1** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:00 am

M-50 wrote:Jack Wilshere will also surely chuck a few retweets from us out on Twitter

we'll rule the f*ckin world of football stadia atmospheres folks, fucking BELIEVE

I believe! This will come along.

clockender1 · Post by **clockender1** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:29 am

Can I suggest again - several blocks of unallocated or 'general' seating in The Clock End.

This would have two main effects - one, mates could sit together, and two, you'd have to get in the ground early to get your spot or to sit with your mates.

A simple check of tickets and the use of bouncers clickers would ensure there was no overcrowding in sections.

If the club can move the entire Clock End home support for FA Cup games then they can move punters out of the spots for a trial or two this season, and offer permanent reallocation next season.

The club should be happy because people will be in earlier and are more likely to buy a pie.

I think it's a winner and it would yet again define The Arsenal as the leading innovators in world football.