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frankbutcher
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We should all meet up in The Bodhran for topless* darts and pies one night.

*Topless women Jayson!

:barscarf:

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NA NA NA NA NA NA

FRANKIE'S CRUSHED BROWN VELVET, BROWN VELVET!

FRANKIE'S CRUSHED BROWN VELVET!

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frankbutcher wrote:We should all meet up in The Bodhran for topless* darts and pies one night.

*Topless women Jayson!

:barscarf:
Bit dangerous that bruv.

Your Mrs might get a puncture. :lol:

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Number 5 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:We should all meet up in The Bodhran for topless* darts and pies one night.

*Topless women Jayson!

:barscarf:
Bit dangerous that bruv.

Your Mrs might get a puncture. :lol:
Not bad, I must say. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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frankbutcher wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:We should all meet up in The Bodhran for topless* darts and pies one night.

*Topless women Jayson!

:barscarf:
Bit dangerous that bruv.

Your Mrs might get a puncture. :lol:
Not bad, I must say. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You two seriously need to stop beating around the bush and carry out the act of anal penetration that you both crave.

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kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:I know FrankySav, the 80's throwback! he is also known as 'Two Pint Tommy'!

Mr Butcher has yet to be honoured with my aquaintance!

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Two Pint Tommy indeed!

Have you noticed how the fucker always brings a latte to the pre-match meet, and tries to hide it in his jacket to get into the pub, then says it's too early to drink... Even for fucking 7:45pm kick offs!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Or gets on buses without you and just solemnly waves goodbye.
And then you piss yourself, vomit in the middle of Finsbury Park tube, and return home to either

"I told you to keep in touch, and what does lying on the carpet mean... Oh for fuck's sake, just go to bed."

or "Jay!" *disapproving look* "we are meant to be having dinner with my parents, and then I am taking you to see a rom-com!"

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kingjayson1 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:We should all meet up in The Bodhran for topless* darts and pies one night.

*Topless women Jayson!

:barscarf:
Bit dangerous that bruv.

Your Mrs might get a puncture. :lol:
Not bad, I must say. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You two seriously need to stop beating around the bush and carry out the act of anal penetration that you both crave.
You know, I've got a horrible feeling that if we ever did meet, we'd get on quite well.

I have a grudging respect for Frank after his talksport interview. :oops:

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Number 5 wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:We should all meet up in The Bodhran for topless* darts and pies one night.

*Topless women Jayson!

:barscarf:
Bit dangerous that bruv.

Your Mrs might get a puncture. :lol:
Not bad, I must say. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You two seriously need to stop beating around the bush and carry out the act of anal penetration that you both crave.
You know, I've got a horrible feeling that if we ever did meet, we'd get on quite well.

I have a grudging respect for Frank after his talksport interview. :oops:
:shock:

8)

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SWLGooner wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:I know FrankySav, the 80's throwback! he is also known as 'Two Pint Tommy'!

Mr Butcher has yet to be honoured with my aquaintance!

8)
Two Pint Tommy indeed!

Have you noticed how the fucker always brings a latte to the pre-match meet, and tries to hide it in his jacket to get into the pub, then says it's too early to drink... Even for fucking 7:45pm kick offs!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Or gets on buses without you and just solemnly waves goodbye.
And then you piss yourself, vomit in the middle of Finsbury Park tube, and return home to either

"I told you to keep in touch, and what does lying on the carpet mean... Oh for fuck's sake, just go to bed."

or "Jay!" *disapproving look* "we are meant to be having dinner with my parents, and then I am taking you to see a rom-com!"
:coffeespit::coffeespit::coffeespit:

The tales of 2 *word censored*.

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Number 5 wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:We should all meet up in The Bodhran for topless* darts and pies one night.

*Topless women Jayson!

:barscarf:
Bit dangerous that bruv.

Your Mrs might get a puncture. :lol:
Not bad, I must say. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You two seriously need to stop beating around the bush and carry out the act of anal penetration that you both crave.
You know, I've got a horrible feeling that if we ever did meet, we'd get on quite well.

I have a grudging respect for Frank after his talksport interview. :oops:
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Picture doesn't work babe.

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SWLGooner wrote:Picture doesn't work babe.
Yes it does.

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kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:Picture doesn't work babe.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't.

Unless that ripped up page in a square has an even deeper meaning in casual homosexaul circles? :wink:

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Number 5 wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:Picture doesn't work babe.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't.

Unless that ripped up page in a square has an even deeper meaning in casual homosexaul circles? :wink:
Works for me now....

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Not here yet.

But right clicking indicates some kind of lolcats picture.

What the fuck are gays doing with cats now? :lol:

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