What the fuck do we care
'cos the only thing we know
If there's gonna be a show
Mcdowell and the lads will be there

Apparently KJ (HashKads) has got some rusty handcuffs, some gaffer tape , a Large Jar of pre-used vaseline and a 16" black rubber dildo - for anyone who DOESN'T vote for him rodders.....mind you his pimp is DB10 - so be careful with that Vote Eugene!rodders999 wrote:My vote, just like that of your average FIFA delegate, will go to the highest bidder.
So what can the candidates offer me? Who wants to wine and dine me and lavish me with designer gifts??
Hmmmm. I was hoping for a brown envelope stuffed with cash and a happy ending from a 19 year old ample bresasted Lithuanian masseuse, but having read that........OneBardGooner wrote:Apparently KJ (HashKads) has got some rusty handcuffs, some gaffer tape , a Large Jar of pre-used vaseline and a 16" black rubber dildo - for anyone who DOESN'T vote for him rodders.....mind you his pimp is DB10 - so be careful with that Vote Eugene!rodders999 wrote:My vote, just like that of your average FIFA delegate, will go to the highest bidder.
So what can the candidates offer me? Who wants to wine and dine me and lavish me with designer gifts??
Is Mike ItalianOneBardGooner wrote:That's McDowell's next vanity project before he tries to usurp Mike Da Boss.Vinny1967 wrote:Don't understand why the thread has to be locked![]()
Just make it a non sticky if it displeases people. Is it going to be locked at 12 o clock ? or do we get a chance to talk about the multitude of signings that are likely to happen in the next day and a half ?
Anyway if its going to be locked I voted for Sammy as it seems to really hurt him more than the others.
Vote Sammy
No mate neither George Graham nor Arry are Mods!rodders999 wrote:Hmmmm. I was hoping for a brown envelope stuffed with cash and a happy ending from a 19 year old ample bresasted Lithuanian masseuse, but having read that........OneBardGooner wrote:Apparently KJ (HashKads) has got some rusty handcuffs, some gaffer tape , a Large Jar of pre-used vaseline and a 16" black rubber dildo - for anyone who DOESN'T vote for him rodders.....mind you his pimp is DB10 - so be careful with that Vote Eugene!rodders999 wrote:My vote, just like that of your average FIFA delegate, will go to the highest bidder.
So what can the candidates offer me? Who wants to wine and dine me and lavish me with designer gifts??
SORRY, a slight over reaction on my partflash gunner wrote:and this thread is a bit of fun too, relax dont get carried away with it mategreen gooner wrote:Let it run to the end, it's only a bit of fun ffs![]()
Such a thread may well annoy the 'we know Arsenal better than anyone else does' clique on this forum but it's just a bit of speculative fun for everybody else.
Have you not READ my campaign promises??!!rodders999 wrote:My vote, just like that of your average FIFA delegate, will go to the highest bidder.
So what can the candidates offer me? Who wants to wine and dine me and lavish me with designer gifts??
DB10GOONER wrote:Have you not READ my campaign promises??!!rodders999 wrote:My vote, just like that of your average FIFA delegate, will go to the highest bidder.
So what can the candidates offer me? Who wants to wine and dine me and lavish me with designer gifts??![]()
I'l summarise;
Babba
Wumber
Rebel
Top Londoner
Locked closet
Female dog fuck hormones splashed about liberally
Rabid crack-fuelled viagra-quaffing pit bull with tooth ache
Rapings
Fisting
Power fisting
Anal bludgeoning
Crying
Blood loss
flash gunner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:Have you not READ my campaign promises??!!rodders999 wrote:My vote, just like that of your average FIFA delegate, will go to the highest bidder.
So what can the candidates offer me? Who wants to wine and dine me and lavish me with designer gifts??![]()
I'l summarise;
Babba
Wumber
Rebel
Top Londoner
Locked closet
Female dog fuck hormones splashed about liberally
Rabid crack-fuelled viagra-quaffing pit bull with tooth ache
Rapings
Fisting
Power fisting
Anal bludgeoning
Crying
Blood loss
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After that summary if i hadnt voted for myself![]()
even i would have voted for you!!!
Wow. Since you moved to NYC you have become a proper old skool badass!T.S wrote:I vote that McDowell should be made a mod for 60 seconds and forced to not only lock the thread, but delete the fucker
Edit: actually, fuck it - he started the thread so he can delete it.
MAKE McDOWELL DELETE THE THREAD. MAKE HIM KILL HIS CHILD
T.S wrote:I vote that McDowell should be made a mod for 60 seconds and forced to not only lock the thread, but delete the fucker
Edit: actually, fuck it - he started the thread so he can delete it.
MAKE McDOWELL DELETE THE THREAD. MAKE HIM KILL HIS CHILD
mcdowell42 wrote:T.S wrote:I vote that McDowell should be made a mod for 60 seconds and forced to not only lock the thread, but delete the fucker
Edit: actually, fuck it - he started the thread so he can delete it.
MAKE McDOWELL DELETE THE THREAD. MAKE HIM KILL HIS CHILD
If im made mod for 60 seconds there is at least 2 posters on here that are going to get a permanent ban